TUESDAY IHN

 

Nah salute i dey ooooh......

SHALIE WINS FACE OF IHN COMPETITION:

The winner of face of IHN competition is SHALIE with 76votes


Contestants and their votes


SHALIE - 76votes
SUSAN - 25votes
EDIMA - 10votes

Congratulations Shalie...send me your details.

The two others please send me your phone numbers directly to my inbox....it wont be much stress since you are just two!!!

LOL

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IN HOUSE MEMO

Those new BVs from Instagram dropping unsolicited advice for me on hate in the comment section,please check well if you saw your comment...LMAO.....

I delete trash..Please face the post and not me......

You will learn soon that things are done differently on this Blog and this is not Instagram......

To the Voltron Anonymous's who came here to cuss out,una welcome,we have lotsa love here and will soon win you over...Please let us know when we do.....

Kisses to everyone!

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CHRONICLE'S OF MELODY THE RUNS-GEH

I met a girl there (Faith), she had slept with her landlady's son, her only son ooo, and the woman had given her son the very best and never expected that he'd fall for a prostitute, but he did, infact he fell flat, and everyone was afraid of the woman (Madam Favor)....

 she came after Faith with both physical and spiritual, turning to pussycats and all that, she moved out of her lodging and moved to where I was staying and that period girls were dying mysteriously, some were flogged to death, some slept and didn't wake up, doing drug was a top notch there, some would die for like 3days or 4days and wake up after (Italian Brown and White cocoa), 

I became close to Faith, she was my comfort then, we would talk about everything and slowly we started making out, we would smoke together and gbensh, me and her, oh I was beginning to love my job, but Faith steals, she steals from men, anything we went out for threesome she'd put me in trouble because she must steal from the client and she looks so innocent, and on Sundays, she sings in the choir, she's got a golden voice.... Hmmmm (looks can be very deceitful)


I had grown past my madam yelling at me cos I meet up with her money more than all her other girls, yes I was that beautiful, so on this day, Faith took me to Ogoni Land, we went to see her boyfriend Kpobari, we didn't know that B-Dere and K-Dere (Villages in Ogoni Land) were fighting, serious fight and the youths were slaughtering each other..

 Hmmm we called her boyfriend, he refused to come out and pick us up, we started fighting for our dear lives, we ran into some youths marching down and singing some kind of war songs, we immediately ran into a compound, we met an old woman in that compound, she asked us to hide in her kitchen, we quickly ran into the kitchen, she had some meat on fire, she was roasting them, then suddenly we saw someone tiptoeing into the kitchen, she urged us to keep calm, she asked us if we were aware of the place we were hiding, 

she told us that the old woman is evil and has gone out to bring her co human eaters to slaughter us too, she opened the meat on fire and behold it was a human meet, a man (I am not exaggerating) I saw almost all his parts including his fingers and Dick, I was vomiting uncontrollably on my body as we ran out of the place, she showed us a shortcut to the road...

I was ready to get killed but it must not be in the hands of that old witch, we got to the road and saw a truck, we begged to hide in his bucket, he agreed, lucky enough, he was heading to One wharf, he dropped us safely at trailer park junction..... (Faith no go fit kill me oo).

JESUS...imagine!!!!...Asawo no be work at alll...

I hope others who wanna go into the life of a runs geh are reading this changing their minds?How can anyone live like this?

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