TUESDAY In House News

 Hailings....

TUESDAY IN HOUSE MEMO

Blog visitors are hilarious when they are in their element...I don laugh tire since yesterday in house news into Tuesday Spontaneous post....Hahahahhaahha

Una  good aftunoon eeeeeh......We get comedians here honestly....

Pleas Triple C ,i no want you as Blog boo again cos since you dumped me, i am a fan of you and your new boo, i even have a hashtag in my head for una two..so change my name comot put her own...I don move on oh...hehehehehehehehe
let your new ID be ''Triple C;Blog Boo of.......'' abi na more than one blog boo you get? wll you can become muslim to fit all of them..hehehehehe.
You are a great guy Triple C and one of my blog fave.........Mwaaaah!!!

Footballer lovers should note that if Arsenal wins their match today, I will do a small giveaway to those who i find in any post i open on it.......If you are not a gunner, please dey your dey!!!

What else?Please i have mailed XP and she hasnt replied, which is very strange...Can someone who has her number call her to order that I am looking for her? I miss her werey ojare......We fight a lot inbox and never agree at anything and i have some questions to ask her........I hope she is not sick oh........

Enjoy the day and stay out of wahala..

Today i am cooking spanish noodles and beef sauce, in the sauce will be sweet corn, carrot, red pepper, green peeper and yellow pepper with mushroom and small red wine..omorrrrrrrrr!!!

The next set of giveaway recipients will be announced on Wednesday.........

Ehen someone commented yesterday that i owe Nigerians an apology for saying Nigerians eat rats when they dont...hellooooooooooooooooooooo??????

 I did my NYSC in Osun state and there they eat rats..Ilesa to be precise....we went somewhere to greet someone and she made a big bowl of garri and okro soup for about 15 corps members that went to visit, I am a slow eater so i only swallowed about two small lumps fo eba before the soup pot lowered and we saw that the protein was dried rat, we asked and she confirmed and all of us started throwing up...It was a horrible experience ooooooooooooooooo...So i am not apologising for anything...Who knows if the rats were sick and diedand she usedthem? Or rats caught with toxic liquid?Na God dey save person abeg!

Ifyou see any error or typo, please use eyes to correct it....

Enjoy the sweet day...

TADDLES TADDLES TADDLES

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A MEMO TO WOMEN WHO OVERSHARE INFO WITH THEIR BOO

Dear Ladies, Do You Know That Men Hardly Forget Stories You Told Them About S3X With Your Ex?

I mean stories of the naughty things you did before you met us are stuck in our subconscious mind and sometimes, men remember them even while you are laying on our chest. Most men here will relate.

Most times , your man’s mood would suddenly change - not because of what you did in the present but because of the story you told him about your past. Men are Colonisers. Most of us men believe we can belong to every woman but we will k1ll if our woman belongs to another person. Whether this is by nature or nurture, it is a crazy reality.

We can tell you our s#xual escapades but the moment you tell us about yours, we will suffer heart attack . Honestly, I am not innocent myself

But here’s my message to every man who feels this way:
When those thoughts of her past invade your mind…when you picture her being devoured by her ex and you feel that wave of jealousy. Just take a deep breath and remember that you too have a shameful past. Even if you had a clean past like a pope, remember that you are not perfect. You have made mistakes. But you are not defined by those mistakes. Extend the same grace to her past. Forgive it and consciously reprogram your mind to see her as the virgin you would have preferred to be

And for women who love to overshare: keep some information to yourself. It will bite you later. Even when we ask for details, just say that you are focused on the present and not the past. A man told me that he jokingly asked his wife about her ex’s size 15 years ago when they met. She innocently told him that her ex had a bigger rod. According to the man, that image has never left his mind. And in the past 15 years, he always believed that she still wants her ex’s thing.

These are UNSPOKEN REALITIES but they are stuck in the minds of millions. You won’t read this type anywhere but we deal with such unspoken realities on this platform with the intention of sanitising the minds of millions at the basic level and without being judgmental.
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PINKYS CORNER
‎I wonder what some youths gain in taking of drugs. It's becoming annoying seeing young guys and ladies venturing into drugs. They become so useless after taking that stuff and it's so ridiculous.
‎Last week, I was in Lagos so as to re-stock my shop. I got to lagos on Monday evening and had to sleep over at a friend's place. Funny enough, he heard me calling some of my people telling them where I'm and i think i also sent location to 2 people. My friend was just laughing and asked me if I didn't trust him again? Ogbeni, who trust help. We joked about it and that was all.

‎Baba decided to make dinner then he remembered his neighbor who happens to be a single mother hasn't returned it then he went there hoping to get his cylinder but met his neighbor messed up. He called me to come see. What i saw is disheartening. She was so unconscious and couldn't even stand on her feet leaving her little girl child all alone eating.
‎That thing they often take makes them unconscious for like 30mins to an hour and I wonder what they enjoy in becoming an imbecile. Person wey no dey chop better food no dey even near drugs.

‎Parents should please do better. These days, the percentage of young girls that are into drugs is higher than the boys. Samething on some SM app. Yu see young gurls and matured lady playing a dare game online in the name of gett6gift and followers. It's becoming unbearable to me. We now celebrate nonsense 8n this country. What a shame.

‎Check your neighborhood, you will find out all the above. At tender age, a child would be the one controlling his/her parent. The parent tend to stupidly listen to them and do as they say all in the name of "na small pikin". Gradually, the child will outgrow the parent and become unteachable. Be a parent(Father and Mother) to your child and not a partner or friend. Get my point, I'm not saying you shouldn't be close to your children or be their partner but, don't forget that parental function, don't be carried away by their gimmicks.
‎Ire ooooo

It s so sad and in that state someone might enter her room and gbensh her and she wont know...This is how some of them become pregnant and confused until they birth the child to suffer....

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WEIRDFACTS

---Spectrophobia: An irrational fear or anxiety related to mirrors or reflections.

---Verschlimmbesserung (German):
An effort to make things better, which really ends up making things worse

---We're born with only two natural fears:
The fear of falling and the fear of loud sounds

----When a baby elephant is born, other moms and females in the herd will trumpet to celebrate/announce the new baby's arrival

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