Embattled Senator Natasha Akpoti caused a stir on Sunday Night when she tendered an apology to Nigeria's Senate President Akpabio.....The Apology is like an apology that is not an apology...LOL
From the Desk of Senator Natasha Akpoti Uduaghan
Dear Distinguished Senate President Godswill Akpabio,
It is with the deepest sarcasm and utmost theatrical regret that I tender this apology for the grievous crime of possessing dignity and self-respect in your most exalted presence. I have reflected extensively on my unforgivable failure to recognize that legislative success in certain quarters is apparently not earned through merit, but through the ancient art of compliance — of the very personal kind.
How remiss of me not to understand that my refusal to indulge your… “requests” was not merely a personal choice, but a constitutional violation of the unwritten laws of certain men’s entitlement. Truly, I must apologize for prioritizing competence over capitulation, vision over vanity, and the people’s mandate over private dinners behind closed doors.
I now realize the catastrophic consequences of my actions: legislation delayed, tempers flared, and the tragic bruising of egos so large they require their own postcodes. For this disruption to the natural order of “quid pro quo,” I bow my head in fictional shame.
Please find it in your magnanimous heart — somewhere buried deep beneath layers of entitlement — to forgive this stubborn woman who mistakenly believed that her seat in the Senate was earned through elections, not erections.
I remain,
Yours in eternal resistance,
Senator Natasha H Akpoti Uduaghan
Unafraid, Unbought, and Unbroken
The only First Lady I know 🙌
ReplyDeleteIt is also with great sarcasm that i say Senator Natasha “you are not doing well” 🙃
ReplyDeleteOkay na
ReplyDeleteDoes it mean her claims were false from the onset?🤔
ReplyDeleteThis is terrible. If I were her, I'd resign honorably.
Does this look like an apology to you?
DeleteI think say you be teacher?😤
That was a sarcastic apology
DeleteOlodo rabata. And you own a school. Chaiiiiiiiiiiiii!
DeleteResign ke! This is SARCASM.
DeletePlease read from beginning to the end not just the headline. Thank you
Deletelol @the replies under this comment
DeleteThis is sarcastic way of apologizing 😂😂😂 werey woman.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm. It's well..
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha...
ReplyDeleteOk, seen and noted
ReplyDeleteApology well written.
ReplyDeleteIf you know, you know.
Senate was earned through elections, not erections.🤣
Brave woman.I wish I, m this brave.
ReplyDeleteI would say this is petty and unbecoming of her office. It’s either she apologizes genuinely or maintain her stand. Bit this right here is childish.
ReplyDeleteVery trashy and it gives some credence to the current onslaught on her even though the evidence of that woman must also be tested.
DeleteWhat exactly should she apologize for? That because she refused the senate president from seeing her nakedness or what exactly? it beats my imagination to see women in support of what the senate president allegedly did. We, in this part of the world are quite naive and fearful when it has to do with human rights issues.
Delete10:28, calm down, read my comment gently, nobody is fighting wt u. I didn’t say she shud apologize, i said if she wants to apologize she shud, if she doesn’t want to, she shud stick to her guns, but she shud stop this childish act, it is bastardizing her claims and making the whole thing unserious.
DeleteSarcasm at its peak😅
ReplyDeleteThis is really satirical but I don't like the move
ReplyDeleteBut then again, wetin be my own.
Who I be sef.
Next.....
Hmmmm
ReplyDeleteIs this necessary??
ReplyDeleteSarcasm at its peak 😂🤣😂🤣😂 the fearless one
ReplyDeleteUnafraid Unbought Unbroken👏
I love it. Natasha, give them
DeleteApology isonu, all of them will be okay.
ReplyDeleteSenator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan's astuteness and understanding of the psychology of the typical Nigerian in or out of political power is respected.
ReplyDeleteBut this is trash.
She is a lawyer.
She knew well to sue for breach of promise to marry.
She has a case or two on this matter in court.
She tried to silent the man's wife by threatening to mess up her mental health with "evidence of her allegations".
She knows what sub judice is.
She knows what the law says about about defamation and criminal allegations especially of threat to life.
As a lawyer, let her dignify herself, her law profession, and the courts by litigating her case(s) and cause(s) in court.
This here is faux sracasm.
The type some Female Bvs on this blog post in support of adultery cases by women instead of coming out with their full chest to say they support adultery, are in it, or will do it if sure they will not be caught.
Above all, Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan is spoiling the cases of sad oppressed true victims of X harassment. She is giving violators an alibi - "This was how Natasha did and, in the end, she could not prove her allegations".
When a person files a case in court but is not aggressive about the case, it is telling.
In the end, she does not appear better than the people she is pointing fingers at.
Where is Madam Senator's evidence?
If she cannot release them because of ... let her keep quiet.
Or let her travel to safety and release them from there. That is how to fight for a cause with conviction. It is not allowed for her to run with the hares and hunt with the hounds.
#Yinmu
Omokri, you have been yarning dust since yesterday.
DeleteYour case is becoming a Tufiakwa situation.😞
My Dear, the Apple of Mr. Omokri's eyes @10:48
DeleteHow can you forget so soon that Mrs. (Senator, Barrister) Natasha Akpoti - Uduaghan apologised to me after I used irrefutable evidence to demolish her false allegation of X harassment. She not only apologised, she pulled down her false post fast.
I am told they are waiting for her in court. Why is she not crying about any delay in hearing her case? Surely they will use her false allegation and apology to me as a cross-examination point. And they will address the court that a woman who lies at the drop of her “for politics Hijab” is not worth a sliver of credibility. They will ask her questions about her allegations of one man serving her abortion soup and her volte face about that same man today to do PDA with him. They will ask questions about the allegations that she kept her children in a school in Abuja for 3 good years and refused to pay fees on the ground of court order of status quo, but when she lost the case, she withdrew the children from the school without paying the fees or the full fees or …. They will ask her how come she has selfies with the man she say is harassing her. They will ask her for proof of all her allegations - she who alleges must prove with hard core evidence not theatrics of "I am a woman and he said, they said..."
And You, yes you. How many of your harassers do you have selfies with? Of course none. I trust you well enough that as Mrs. Omokri, you will never be chummy in selfies with an X harasser of you as she does with the accused person.
Mrs. Omokri, you are well educated to know that a woman who traffics in false allegations of X harassment is a danger to real victims. She wraps, marks, and taint the cases of sad real victims with disbelief, and she hinders them from real justice. Do not let your 8 for other men apart from me (your one and only D, Mr. Omokri) or your dislike for a political office holder fire your blinded zeal support for such an X allegation trafficker. Such fire will only burn you.
It pains to see my D, Mrs. Omokri in a herd face in the a$$ in front of her, and behind the herd-head.
You may think you are doing “Women supporting women”. But that slogan is not for the support of … It is to mass women to help women rise and maximise potential.
Unfortunately, you do not even mentor young girls simply by counselling because we both know you are need of counselling that the leveling societies by social media is a privilege and not a licence to ...?
Till your next visit,
Yours D, Omokri as you call me on social media.
The last paragraph got me laughing, this woman is not okay.
ReplyDeleteWhat manner of apology is this?
ReplyDeleteShe should have just maintained her stand and damn all consequences instead of this .
Do you understand what satire means at all?
DeleteMaybe she wants people to talk about the issues again, seen it has gone down.
ReplyDeleteI think this is the right time for her to bring the evidence she said she have.
So they were demanding apology from her?☹️
ReplyDeleteIt's the audacity for me.😏😏
My kind of woman.👏👍😘😘🥰🥰
Nikita lachapulu fa anya.🥵
Very childish. She should just remain on her stance.
ReplyDeleteWerey people full that senate.
They requested for apology now they have gotten one, hahahaha.
ReplyDeleteSavage one at that.
DeleteNatasha na you fit them o.
Why are they demanding an apology from her?..
ReplyDeleteGood for them .lol
This is woman is ready for anything, she's bold sha
ReplyDeleteHer Last Line 🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteChaiiii
Hello iya Boys
sarcasm at its best. But this isn't necessary ma
ReplyDeleteTHE REAL DRAMA QUEEN 😂
ReplyDeleteThe big ballers in letter writing 😂😂. The queeeeeennn
ReplyDeleteI love me an ASTUTE Bold Female
ReplyDeleteSarcasm laced with Satire
OSHEE
See sarcasm
ReplyDeleteVery fearless woman 🙌
Akpa don buy market o
ReplyDelete🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love this woman. Strong, bold and unshakeable!!!
ReplyDeleteJokes apart, this country has turned to Comedy Central? For real? These are people representing the people? Isn’t these jokes becoming worrisome? Ridiculously pathetic! Preek and Toto has taken over National Assembly, what a disgrace, nothing funny here
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