Embattled Senator Natasha Akpoti caused a stir on Sunday Night when she tendered an apology to Nigeria's Senate President Akpabio.....The Apology is like an apology that is not an apology...LOL
From the Desk of Senator Natasha Akpoti Uduaghan
Dear Distinguished Senate President Godswill Akpabio,
It is with the deepest sarcasm and utmost theatrical regret that I tender this apology for the grievous crime of possessing dignity and self-respect in your most exalted presence. I have reflected extensively on my unforgivable failure to recognize that legislative success in certain quarters is apparently not earned through merit, but through the ancient art of compliance — of the very personal kind.
How remiss of me not to understand that my refusal to indulge your… “requests” was not merely a personal choice, but a constitutional violation of the unwritten laws of certain men’s entitlement. Truly, I must apologize for prioritizing competence over capitulation, vision over vanity, and the people’s mandate over private dinners behind closed doors.
I now realize the catastrophic consequences of my actions: legislation delayed, tempers flared, and the tragic bruising of egos so large they require their own postcodes. For this disruption to the natural order of “quid pro quo,” I bow my head in fictional shame.
Please find it in your magnanimous heart — somewhere buried deep beneath layers of entitlement — to forgive this stubborn woman who mistakenly believed that her seat in the Senate was earned through elections, not erections.
I remain,
Yours in eternal resistance,
Senator Natasha H Akpoti Uduaghan
Unafraid, Unbought, and Unbroken
The only First Lady I know 🙌
ReplyDeleteIt is also with great sarcasm that i say Senator Natasha “you are not doing well” 🙃
ReplyDeleteOkay na
ReplyDeleteDoes it mean her claims were false from the onset?🤔
ReplyDeleteThis is terrible. If I were her, I'd resign honorably.
Does this look like an apology to you?
DeleteI think say you be teacher?😤
That was a sarcastic apology
DeleteOlodo rabata. And you own a school. Chaiiiiiiiiiiiii!
DeleteResign ke! This is SARCASM.
DeletePlease read from beginning to the end not just the headline. Thank you
DeleteThis is sarcastic way of apologizing 😂😂😂 werey woman.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm. It's well..
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha...
ReplyDeleteOk, seen and noted
ReplyDeleteApology well written.
ReplyDeleteIf you know, you know.
Senate was earned through elections, not erections.🤣
Brave woman.I wish I, m this brave.
ReplyDeleteI would say this is petty and unbecoming of her office. It’s either she apologizes genuinely or maintain her stand. Bit this right here is childish.
ReplyDeleteVery trashy and it gives some credence to the current onslaught on her even though the evidence of that woman must also be tested.
DeleteWhat exactly should she apologize for? That because she refused the senate president from seeing her nakedness or what exactly? it beats my imagination to see women in support of what the senate president allegedly did. We, in this part of the world are quite naive and fearful when it has to do with human rights issues.
Delete10:28, calm down, read my comment gently, nobody is fighting wt u. I didn’t say she shud apologize, i said if she wants to apologize she shud, if she doesn’t want to, she shud stick to her guns, but she shud stop this childish act, it is bastardizing her claims and making the whole thing unserious.
DeleteSarcasm at its peak😅
ReplyDeleteThis is really satirical but I don't like the move
ReplyDeleteBut then again, wetin be my own.
Who I be sef.
Next.....
Hmmmm
ReplyDeleteIs this necessary??
ReplyDeleteSarcasm at its peak 😂🤣😂🤣😂 the fearless one
ReplyDeleteUnafraid Unbought Unbroken👏
I love it. Natasha, give them
DeleteApology isonu, all of them will be okay.
ReplyDeleteSenator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan's astuteness and understanding of the psychology of the typical Nigerian in or out of political power is respected.
ReplyDeleteBut this is trash.
She is a lawyer.
She knew well to sue for breach of promise to marry.
She has a case or two on this matter in court.
She tried to silent the man's wife by threatening to mess up her mental health with "evidence of her allegations".
She knows what sub judice is.
She knows what the law says about about defamation and criminal allegations especially of threat to life.
As a lawyer, let her dignify herself, her law profession, and the courts by litigating her case(s) and cause(s) in court.
This here is faux sracasm.
The type some Female Bvs on this blog post in support of adultery cases by women instead of coming out with their full chest to say they support adultery, are in it, or will do it if sure they will not be caught.
Above all, Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan is spoiling the cases of sad oppressed true victims of X harassment. She is giving violators an alibi - "This was how Natasha did and, in the end, she could not prove her allegations".
When a person files a case in court but is not aggressive about the case, it is telling.
In the end, she does not appear better than the people she is pointing fingers at.
Where is Madam Senator's evidence?
If she cannot release them because of ... let her keep quiet.
Or let her travel to safety and release them from there. That is how to fight for a cause with conviction. It is not allowed for her to run with the hares and hunt with the hounds.
#Yinmu
Omokri, you have been yarning dust since yesterday.
DeleteYour case is becoming a Tufiakwa situation.😞
The last paragraph got me laughing, this woman is not okay.
ReplyDeleteWhat manner of apology is this?
ReplyDeleteShe should have just maintained her stand and damn all consequences instead of this .
Maybe she wants people to talk about the issues again, seen it has gone down.
ReplyDeleteI think this is the right time for her to bring the evidence she said she have.
So they were demanding apology from her?☹️
ReplyDeleteIt's the audacity for me.😏😏
My kind of woman.👏👍😘😘🥰🥰
Nikita lachapulu fa anya.🥵
Very childish. She should just remain on her stance.
ReplyDeleteWerey people full that senate.
They requested for apology now they have gotten one, hahahaha.
ReplyDeleteWhy are they demanding an apology from her?..
ReplyDeleteGood for them .lol
This is woman is ready for anything, she's bold sha
ReplyDeleteHer Last Line 🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteChaiiii
Hello iya Boys
sarcasm at its best. But this isn't necessary ma
ReplyDeleteTHE REAL DRAMA QUEEN 😂
ReplyDeleteThe big ballers in letter writing 😂😂. The queeeeeennn
ReplyDeleteI love me an ASTUTE Bold Female
ReplyDeleteSarcasm laced with Satire
OSHEE
See sarcasm
ReplyDeleteVery fearless woman 🙌