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Alleged Amotekun lawyer Dante has added another hustle to his DNA and 'varginity' spokesman. His latest hustle na to analyze women's kpekus with his Amotekun friends.

Early Monday morning on SP, na so he enter begin ask his fellow kangs on the blog Jamb question about kpekus.
He say one of him Amotekun friends outside the blog meet one babe wey dey OK in all areas and he don dey plan to go show her to him mama, as per serious relationship things nau but wen dem play ball, he con see say her guitar strings don long. So the guy talk say when woman guitar strings long, he mean say plenty gbola don whine the kpekus. He say make men dey watch out.

He and him Amotekun friends conclude say the best na make her guitar strings flat like Chinko face.
He con say make men contribute to the topic..

Wetin first confuse me na as he dey shout the name upandan, oga D'Law no sabi the difference between kpekus l#bia and kpekus lips. Shame leave am dey catch me for early Monday morning.
The thing shame real men for blog too make I no lie, Dem no fit chook mouth for the matter.
Oga D'Law, sebi na 'fargin' you and your Amotekun friends wan marry? Fargin labia or lips or tongue no suppose matter, as long as the padlock dey intact. This one wey your guy been wan carry non-fargin go show him mama, una no marry fargin again?
I was expecting you to say your guy dumped her when he discovered she was not a virgin but na l#bia length disappoint una.
Meaning say na whyne you dey con here con whyne your fellow kangs. Odiegwu!

One mouse enter that same Monday spontaneous post begin cry say Bv Uzu Anwuli no tell am say she and her husband no dey together again. The mouse talk say Uzu na married woman before, now she don dey claim single woman dey apply for giveaway.
Anon wetin happen? You get brother wey dey fain wife? Your money loss?
Respect yasef before I descend on you.
Leave her alone!

On Monday IHN, Stella said someone accused her of paying Miss Aboki and Eka Joy to troll some people on the blog... She no call the BV name wey accuse her.
Stella abeg come and pay me to troll, I wan begin shine like Miss Aboki with your trolling money. Lmao

As bvs no let Bv straight guy drink water drop cup again, on Tuesday IHN Stella kuku ask am to confirm whether em na man or woman. She also asked Bv Icefish seller to confirm whether na man or woman as dem no let am drink water drop cup too.
What happened in Icefish seller's case was that she made a comment supporting men, then one mouse also claimed that anytime it calls the number on her solar advert, a man always picks it.
They both came on Wednesday IHN to clarify.
Icefish seller said her brother owns the solar business that she advertises and she puts his phone number on it so he would respond well to enquiries as it is not her field.
Straight guy said he was the one that made the comment and not his wife.
He clarified better on Thursday IHN, adding that the CS that his wife did, he considered that they did it together because of what he also went through. He called on Bv Martins to come and clarify that he is a man because they met outside the blog on several occasions.
Bv Martins came out and clarified that straight guy is a man and that they had met severally...
Abeg make una leave Bv Straight guy alone, na man he be.

On Thursday IHN, Stella talked about a Bv who came into her inbox to lament that her son had a hole in his heart and needed surgery. Being the good Samaritan that she is, Stella contacted an Angel who promised to foot the surgery bill of #12million. The angel sent 6 million to SDK and the abroad hospital was contacted. The details of the patient however showed a female instead of a male as claimed by the Bv. That's how kasala burst o. The angel has backed down and there is nothing Stella can do about it.

All I can say here is, let us stay away from scam so that genuine people will get help in future, let's not heap curses on our generations with fraud but if it was an honest mistake, may God come through for the Bv and the child.

Bv Talita/Bidex collect wotowoto inside Thursday IHN. She got 100k Easter giveaway this week after Stella forgave her for the double ID scam that she did last year.
On Wednesday IHN Stella say she wan bless 20 women with 10k to buy mineral on Woman crush Wednesday and asked bvs to apply. Na so Bv Talita/Bidex still carry her two left legs waka like tolotolo enter, apply for the 10k o.
One mouse even claim say na the Talita be last week's Sunday chronicle poster.
Nawah o.........

One anony'mouse entered Friday IHN to confess that it belongs to a gang of blog tiffs. The mouse alleged that three bvs 'confided to' it that they all used two different blog IDs to collect 100k Easter giveaway. The mouse went on to allege that one of them is a popular blog visitor. It ended by saying that it has decided to face front and not reveal the IDs.
Lekwa, anony'mouse, thunder faya you and your tiff tiff friends there. I believe say nobody tell you anything, you just take style confess wetin you dey do. Na for inside prison you go celebrate this coming Christmas if you no change. Barawo banza kwai!

My people, if una wan read am well, go to Friday IHN. Bvs gather under the idiot give am wotowoto. Some even said they know who it is.
Me I no know who he be o. Anony'mouse na one type of rat for where I dey.
Hahahahahahahaha

Abeg make I drop pen for here, hand dey pain me. This Amebo work no easy.

Till next week, I remain your number one blog amebo,
Aunty O-y-o-k-o-m-e-t-e-r