Blog Amebo Aunty Oyokometer Said So..

Hellooooo my amebo brothers and sisters!
How una dey this fine Sunday afternoon?
Na me, your number one blog cho cho cho Aunty O-y-o-k-o-m-e-t-e-r!
I present to you some juicy gists from the blog over the past week.

Firstly, let me ask that troll that is always cussing SDK, the mouse whose comment was posted on Tuesday IHN.
Is Stella the cause of your misfortune?
Your madness is about to become a chronic one.
One person once said you are a divorced woman who lives abroad. Did Stella cause your marriage break-up?

Madam, you said Stella married an old man, is the man your father?
You said you have dirts on her, she has dared you to expose the dirt on social media. Contact blogs and give the evidence to them or open fake accounts and post them. If not, your life will be ruined. Oloriburuku.

Or that uselezz rat did you make that comment? Did they bury your fried intestines in the Blog that you cant leave and keep using new IDs and anons?Keep insulting her, she is way above your league........ Nkapi!

One anony'mouse woke up early Monday morning when people were relaxing on Sallah holiday, drank its own urine and tried to implicate our blog Super Deek, Teejay on SP.

The mouse said that Teejay has a lucrative site job which he had been doing before his CEO status was revived via a giveaway for POS business early this year. The POS business had disappeared after he shut it down to raise money to free his kidnapped in-law and bvs started wondering how he would survive and charge his super deek.
This mouse went on to say that it was Stella who dictated to Teejay the type of business to do with the 250k giveaway, implying that Teejay did not like the business. It even called Stella Teejay 's mama. #Nneteejay
Kiakia, SDK don jump under the mouse comment, tell am say she no be Teejay mama. She con ask the mouse how many cups of him piss e drink.
That mouse should be careful, I have set mouse traps all over the comment section.

Next, I want to talk about all those mouses that come on giveaway posts to bash applicants.
What is the colour of your problem?
If married women apply for giveaway, how does it affect your lives?
If bvs that have received in the past apply, how does it concern you?
Is it your money? Are you the one organizing the giveaway?
Face your life, if e pain you, bring your own giveaway and pick those you'd like to get it. Mtcheeeeeeew.

Anyway, Monday IHN choke, giveaway applicants full everywhere. Some anons did not let Bv Caren rest when they saw her application. They asked why she did not update the blog about the phone support giveaway that she got recently and she also stopped bringing her stories. Instead she came to apply for another one.
Ngwa, Carenlicious, come and defend yourself.

On Friday night post, Anuty Jerry shaded Teejay by making reference to his Super Deek in one of his dry jokes. SDK came and cautioned him. He replied and insinuated that other bvs shade him too. SDK told him that his own is different because he is now with Glory O, Teejay's ex.

Aunty Jerry, you are rubbing salt on his injury and it is not acceptable.
After snatching his girlfriend (yes you snatched her because we were planning on reconciling them so that Teejay would at least enjoy his five five, lovers quarrel and settle all the time nau).
Instead of you to keep quiet and enjoy your new catch, you kept showing off on the blog and now resorted to shading him?

Anuty Jerry, you know say I like you despite your flaws, warn yourself o. Warn yourself well well before I descend on you.
We the others can shade him because we don't have any bad mind (at least me I am contented with my man's medium size) but you already messed up by snatching his woman and so stay away from anything that relates to him.
Girlfriend snatcher oshi, onye oshi ntu (kpekus tiff).

Lastly my people, Oshodi DSS is back and hotter o. He is not that gentle Bv that hates fight again o. If you do anyhow near him, you will collect. He was seen giving anony'mouses wotowoto on Thursday and Friday IHN.

Till next time,

I remain your loyal blog cho cho cho
Aunty Oyokometer.