Monday In House News

 Beautful, Sunny Monday hailings....

IN HOUSE MEMO

I salute you all oh.....

Hmmm God is awesome and he keeps blessing and surprising me..

So the first two people who disturbed me for phones are BVs Caren and Osundi.....Both of you have until 6pm to send me your account details for 50k each,make una add money and buy what it can buy and show me proof oh....If you know you dont have money to join and buy a used phone, dont collect the 50k....

I hope that your day is going on well? Enjoy the goodness of the day...Let me go and find amebo.

Let me go and find Angel to do small Easter giveaway....From now on nobody that has been silent and suddenly appears during giveaway will get a dime...nobody that has been toxic will get a dime.....if there is a giveaway so think about it when you troll...I want to get one new app that can catch IDs that log out and go under anon and log back in to act innocent...I will expose una oh...LOL

Catch my hugs....

As per the fasting thing ,I am only doing 10am to 2pm cos i cannot eat so early and i have to take y medication and vitamins after that so the fast go dey change starting and ending times everyday.......

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POSTER WHO SENT CHRONICLE ON BEHALF OF SISTER WRITES BACK

Hi Stella,

I sent the link to my sister, and these were her exact words "aww! You asked SDK people for their input omggg" .I’ve read the comments and most of them mirror my thoughts tbh".

I want to thank all the amazing bvs, saint Phoenix, ebony oge, Eka joy, and everybody for their constructive comments, you guys took  time out of your busy schedule to read my long boring chronicle, lol. 

I am overwhelmed. Was also looking forward to Dante's comment, but I didn't quite understand what he wrote. Lol.

There is this anonymous that talked about she applying for her PR in Canada, she already did, Thank you. He was the one that advised her to apply, she did the IELTS, had 8.5, and has been in the pool since April I think.

When she told me, he advised her to, was wondering why, since they were getting married soon. The signs were pretty clear, my sister just didnt see it coming.

Hopefully we pray they pick her soonest. 

Thank you all Fam and God bless y'all.

Amen.

Your sister dodged a bullet and I am happy she is smart and realised it by herself....Keep us updated.

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SATURDAY CHRONICLE POSTER RESPONDS

''Thanks SDK for posting this my chronicle yesterday (Saturday). I'm just seeing it now.

Bvs thanks so much for your advice.

I will prefer going back for HND, it's faster. As for those who want me to do research on abroad schools like my husband suggested, I won't waste my time doing that, there is no money anywhere for abroad school. We are not even worth more than a million naira altogether if we gather all we both have, including my machines.. I don't want to give myself false hopes.

Ebony Oge and others that want to know my reason, I want fulfillment in life and also to be prepared for any opportunity in future.

As for the fashion thing, I will expand it if I have the funds and employ tailors and designers, as for now, I'm still pushing it from home as I don't have enough to rent a shop.

Thanks once again.''

OK, GOD will provide for all your needs. God bless

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BV ENGINEER AYYUB RAMADAN GIVEAWAY 2025

''Hello Big Sister We like to assist four Muslim families for this Month of Ramadan..

We will pick 2 families within now to15th of Ramadan by giving out 20k to each of them..

We will pickup the remaining 2 families within 16th to 30th of Ramadan..

I am Sure this will go long way for the Sahur and Iftar..

So any Muslim family here that Really Need it should should indicate in the comment section with their ID and you will pick and forward the account details to me.....

Ramadan Kareem!!!

Please indicate with your ID if you are interested in the 20k:i will select two people. We changed the format from this year cos none BVs used to benefit.

The first two people that i approve there comments applying should mail me their account details...Please be sure that you are the first and second before you mail me.

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*THINGS TO TELL YOUR DAUGHTER URGENTLY*

1: Tell your daughter that Money has no gender. She can make money the way any Man can make it and even more.

2: Tell her to step into the FIELD, not the BED to make money. Money from the field comes with dignity and pride, while the money from the Bed comes with STDs.

3: Let your daughter know that she needs to trade her brain, not her body to make money.

4: Train your daughter never to pray to marry a rich man, but to work to become a rich girl.

5: Train your daughter never to pray to marry a Governor but to work to become the President.

6: Train your daughter that the instruments of money-making is under the Hat not under the skirt.

7: Train your Daughter never to Man-hunt but to focus on her focus and she will become the focus of many Men.

8: Train your daughter that no man can love her like God, so she must never trade her relationship with God for a relationship with any Man.

9: Train your daughter that the internet never forgets or forgives, let her know that the foolish posts she makes on the internet can depose her from her position tomorrow.

10: Tell your daughter that time waits for no man, if she wastes her time with a foolish man, she will wake up one day to discover that it is night time.

11: Tell your daughter that life gives back what you give into it, wickedness and evils will be fully repaid.

12: Tell your daughter that beauty is not in exposing nakedness, it is dressing to look responsible and like a Queen.

13: Tell your daughter that she is a *Princess* and not a *Prostitute*, tell her to dress to prove who she is.

14: Tell your daughter that it is a great wickedness and heartlessness to sleep with the husband of another Woman.

15: Let her know that married men do not love her, they only see her as an available sex toy to satisfy the animal in them.

16: Let your daughter know that the best friend she can keep is God, He can not disappoint her.

17: Let your daughter know that beauty without wisdom makes one look like a Decorated pig.

18: Teach your daughter to believe in herself because she is capable of doing whatever she believes she can do.

19: Teach your daughter never to think that wealth is sexually transmitted. Sleeping with wealthy men will only make her a whore not wealthy.

20: Tell your daughter good look does not make a man a good Man. He can have *6 PACKS* and be a *PACK of trouble*.

21: Teach your daughter never to be a Runs girl because runs girls normally RUN into trouble.
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Those of you with girlchildren eh, may God you the strength and wisdom to nurture them into responsible adults..

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