TUESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 Sunny Hailings

IN HOUSE MEMO

I Saluteticiously salute you all...hhahahahahahahahhahahahah that licious pisses me off and also cracks me up but what can i do? Nah Chika way...

How is everyone doing? I wont eat again until Teejay comes back to commenting, I miss him so much...Una don pursue my Teejay for me eeeeeeeeh.....I no sleep well last night dey imagine where our teejay go........Teejay my guy do and come back oh..... Its not everyone that stops commenting that i ask of *winks*

BV Miss Ess needs our prayers as she is presently at the teaching hospital in Lagos with her mum who has been unresponsive since last week....She says that there place is full and there is no bed space in the rooms so she has been sleeping in the hallway with her mum, can you guys just imagine!!!.....Her mum is presently on Oxygen.....She didnt ask me to do this but if you want to gift her cash to help out, you can contact me.......We get plenty rich people reading here naaaaaaaaaaa...

Also BV Ron was robbed this morning and her iphone 12 pro max was collected by the thieves oh.....Imagine!!! Those who leave home early to go to work eh, nah big risk cos the thieves also wake up to resume stealing.......Na Baba God hand we all dey......

10 more days to February ending and the drama this month has been much,make we all just dey pray make we no break internet or trend for the wrong reasons....Anytime i am trending for either good or bad, my phone always rings none stop and i have learnt not to pick the call...LOL

Today i am making season meat balls in Tomatoe sauce to be eaten with penne noodles and farmers salad......

Shout to everyone reading but not commenting, una try!

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AN IMPORTANT MEMO FROM A MAN TO MEN

Men,

Your problem is LUST, an illusion you've formed in you immediately you see these vv0men.

- You go thinking how their pu.ssy will look like.

- You go thinking how it'll feel penetrating their c0ochie.

- You go imagining how they would look like when na.ked.

- You go thinking how it'll feel romancing their na.ked bodies and spanking their axss.

- You go thinking how it'll look like driving with them in your dreamed car. Assumptions, assumptions, assumptions.

You think too much. You assume too much. You day dream too much. You fantasize too much. And by the time you are beclouded with your fantasy, you might even sell the whole of your father's Land in the village to make her drop her pants.

For some of you... immediately you release or cum after having s3x with her, you'll know how much all that compered you were truely vanity and fantasy. Calm down!

If you hear most Men shouting "this girl is my spec or she's special.." check out, he's spilling fantasy, check, the girl has big ass and boobs. SHAME!

The greatest problem is you, the overly overrated image you form in your mindset about these vv0men. 

Calm down. Put back your money in your pocket. Go and save it up, she's not special, you'll still regret yet again for spilling all your cash for another round of s3x. By then, you are a step behind your financial growth.

Even if it's just s3x you want... there are some of those well carved girls that would come around you for free(not quite often though)... because you attracted them, but be very careful.

No Lady is special by default and worth the chase and your hard earned money. 

A Man that has control over the issues of vv0men is a very danger0us Man.

Change or Perish.

The choice is yours.

By Apostle and Lecturer Sughnenter Simon Peter Miw

Just imagine what this man wrote to his fellow men.....Mscheeeeeeew

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A MEMO TO WOMEN

No matter how much your husband family loves you, they can never love you more than their own(your husband). 

Stop taking your family issues to them. If issues goes beyond your control in your marriage, get a good marriage counselor or someone who is more capable to settle issues, instead of reporting him to his people, because the more you report your partner to his people the more you give them the opportunity to penetrate into your marriage, the more you also report your partner to his people the more you give them enough information to use against you in the nearest future. 

Be a good wife, love them, treat them right, respect them accordingly, but make sure to set your boundaries right at the inception amongst them. 

Be nice to them all but don't be too close to any of them because the one you may be so close to amongst them may end up being the weapon fashioned against you in future. Be wise.

Women here, do you agree with this?

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WEIRDFACTS
The chills you get when listening to music are caused by your brain releasing dopamine, a neurotransmitter that causes pleasure
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Unprocessed emotions can manifest physically, often creating tension, pain, or illness.

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One minute of passionate kissing can burn between 5 and 26 calories

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Your pupils dilate when you're looking at someone you love
They also do the same when you're looking at someone you hate

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Dwelling on your problems, mistakes, and weaknesses increases your risk of mental health problems

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During the Middle Ages, people typically slept in two phases
They'd sleep for 4 hours, then awaken for one to three hours before falling asleep again for another four hours

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