Wednesday In House News

 New Year Hailings........ #oneonefive

IN HOUSE MEMO....

I dont do New year resolutions but i swear down that this year I will post more of APC stories, chop more of their money and pray that guides the president to do the right thing....The person who decided to use comments to try to traumatise me when i was in hospital...I am sorry but all the rubbish you posted did not work.....I will continue to rpfessional support the president and i pray that you fall sick worrying over how you can stop me.........God will punish you and the mother that birthed you if you do not post all the rubbish with your name or ID...Your mum should have aborted a wicked smelling thing like you...I am still in pains and i wont take bullshit this year..........Tomorrow you will post under anon that you have money...CHURCH RAT LIKE YOU.....

Happy New year to you all...........This year is gonna be good for all of us in Jesus name....

Hugs.

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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PINKIES CORNER

The year has started 

I was in church on 31st for cross over. Being a worker in church (Technical department). We were given an envelope last Sunday to sow a seed and use it as a point of contact. When we got to church on 31st of December 2024, our pastor asked us to write 7prayer points and put it in the same envelope. I had no pen then I collected from an elder's wife(this woman is above 50years). 

After using the pen, a lady who happens to be married borrowed it from me. After like 30mins , I remembered I had to return the pen then went to ask for it and she replied saying "I have given it to that lady"  

At first, I was confused then asked her which lady and she pointed to the elder's wife and I laughed. I constructively corrected her and asked her not to use the word lady again. Because I asked her three times to be sure she knows what she was saying. Style style, the issue became something else. Thank God she was sitting very close to the entrance, then I went outside to attend to a man who asked me to ignore her and come outside.

 As I was explaining to the man, she came again saying "I'm also a mother and why will you be correcting me" then, the man asked her to explain what happened and she began by saying, " this boy has no respect ". The man cut her immediately saying " truly you need to be corrected ". Infact, the elder's wife I was fighting for didn't know anything until after the program. 

The issue called so many people's attention but we were able to calm the situation. But seriously, I felt bad about the situation. Those fat people, why are some of them so disrespectful? Because God gave you stature doesn't mean you can disrespect people anyhow. As I'm sef, I can't call my age mate a lady let alone calling a 53/54years old woman a lady. It's annoying. Some people needs to learn ways and manners of approach. 

There is someone around my area too, if I greet am, she go reply saying "bawo dear" someone that I'm sure of that, she can't be up to my age but because I love to respect women, especially the married ones, I care less about the age. Even if you are 18years and you are married, I will always give same respect I give to people that are older. Norms and value are not thought in school, we should always learn to conform to accepted ways of behavior in any society. 

Ogaoooo

Please what kind of mentality is this? what is wrong with calling someone a lady? Is this is not also why i always warn you when you send me emssages and 80 percent of yur message has MA MA MA?.Please comot for my front.....I am on the Ladys side...

My Aunt by Marriage is 94 and we even call her, her name. i call her lady, beautiful babe and all sorts....... You carry this yoruba over respect thing go church? na wah.......And wait, Pastor gave you people envelope to put money inside for what?... All these Pastors shuld stop all these tricks this year please....Some of them cannot/do not pray for you....

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WOMAN WILL LEAVE A MAN WHEN THERE'S NOTHING TO BENEFIT FROM HIM

Women will always leave a man when there is nothing more to benefit from him ...
If you lose your job, in no time she will leave.
If you lose your money trying to impress her and go broke, she will leave.
If you lose your ability to provide for her, she will leave.
If she sees someone better than you, she will leave.
Women love value, men value love.
Women love value more than their selfishness; to them, love is centered on what they can benefit from men and not what they can give to men.

Women don't understand how an average man is; they do not pity punishing and judging an average man harshly.
Don't lose focus trying to love a woman; she will make you regret it.
Don't go broke trying to impress or build any woman, you will regret and she will use your story to teach his brothers and new guys about financial discipline.
Protect your purpose from her, protect your money from her, and protect your property from her. Be wise.
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Dont men also leave when a woman delays in giving them babies?
Dont men also leave when they realise she brought nothing to the table?
Abeg whoever wrote this eh, must have tried to mess up a woman who has more energy than him....
Does anyone agree with this sad writeup?

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MOST FAMOUS LAWS IN THE WORLD

I like Wilson's law totally cos this is what 2025 will be all about....

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---Owls don’t have eyeballs
Instead, they have fixed 'eye tubes' that require them to move their entire head to look in different directions

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---Tokophobia (noun):
The fear of getting pregnant

---Hurkle-durkle (Scottish):
To lie in bed long after it's time to be up and about

----No number from 1 to 999 includes the letter 'a' when written out in English

---Time moves more quickly at the top of a mountain than it does on the coast

---Your brain makes decisions for you seconds before you realize you're making a decision

----The human brain can process up to 11 million bits of information per second. However, the conscious mind is far more limited, processing only 50 to 120 bits per second.

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