Tuesday In House News

  Hailings on a beautiful Tuesday....

IN HOUSE MEMO

I hope that your day is going well´?mine is......Today i feel different....I feel lightheaded,I feel like the storm of pain is over.....The only problem is that i cant 
eat well yet but i will be fine and thank all those who have shown genuine care...Let me also thank those who have shown fake care LOL......From next week, Amebo proper go start..
who are those who stopped commenting because they did not see giveaway?LOL.I pray that this year God will bless all of us so much that nobody will need any giveaway from me or anyone else ...AMEN!!!

Baba God na you dey run things, run am for us!!!
Have a nice day everyone........

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INSENSITIVE COMMENT

I saw this comment in the eniola badmus and Jackie appiah post of yesterday......Becos xp said my nose has lost weight quoting me, you dropped this? 

Not everything is a joke.....If you laugh at my pain, people are gathered and waiting to laugh at yours.... That laughter up there will dissolve into tears in future......
Whoever you are, I gift you generational myom into the lift of every female that comes from your bloodline........AMEN.

This gift cannot be returned or prayed away........And my curse will not come back to me void..The minute you read this, it will begin to spin......

 

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A SWEET MEMO TO MEN

Dear men, if you are asking a woman out, don't tell her about your struggles; it is so unmanly and a huge turnoff. 

I notice that struggling women have their eissh together and in struggle, focus and take good care of themselves. 

You like what you see, be man enough to take better care of her. She does not want to hear that Tinubu's economy is giving you heart palpitations and please, if she offers you food and drinks at two visits, oga, third  visit, drop something. 

It is the manly thing to do. Make her respect you by respecting yourself. 

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahhahaha I couldnt laugh out much but this is very funny....What if he goes the third time and carry takeaway, bone face?LOL

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WEIRDFACTS

---People buy houses and cars they can’t afford because they tend to focus mostly on income, giving less thought to expenses, studies show.
 
----Silence is often better than unnecessary drama.

---People with smartphones unlock their phone around 110 times each day.

----2006, an Australian man attempted to sell New Zealand on eBay. The bidding reached $3,000 before eBay shut it down.

----Respect other people's feelings. Even if it doesn't mean anything to you, it could mean everything to them.

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21 THINGS A MUM SHOULD TELL HER DAUGHTER BEFORE MARRIAGE

1. My daughter, don’t cause a separation between your man and his siblings; it could be dangerous for you when they finally speak with one voice.

2. My daughter, I know that some of you girls don’t wish to marry a man whose mother is still alive, don’t ever think like that, if you do, well, I think your son’s wife- to-be should start wishing you're dead now.

3. My daughter, listen to me, when I married your father, he was as tiny as his salary but I chose to grow with him and today, those cars out there are some of the results of what we started so little, together, and we’re proud looking at them.

4. My daughter, there is this thing i see happening in your time, some of you girls now get pregnant before the wedding day, well, it never happened in our time because no matter what, we never opened our laps before the wedding.

5. My daughter, well, yes, I once locked up the cloth of your father because I got to my limit of patience and that was the only thing I could do, but one thing I haven’t said was that we settled the issue that same day and that was the last time I tried that.

6. My daughter, look up there. That’s the wedding picture of your father and I, look at him smiling, I know you've seen it many times but what you did not know is that your father was angry before taking this picture, I hope you find a man whose anger doesn't last till the next day.

7. My daughter, when your Father was riding a bicycle, I was always happy to hop on it and ride with him, not because I didn't see those men in their little cars but because my eyes also saw those men trekking to their farms.

8. My daughter, if you and your husband eat a little food with love, you both would be satisfied. Times are not always the same; 

support him in every phase he’s passing through.

9. My daughter, don’t ever close your laps to your husband in bed , the day he paid your dowry was the day you lost your will to do so, don’t be so, don’t be stiff and try to satisfy him even if you were angry with him.

10. My daughter, a man would respect you and be more proud of you if you’re learned and not totally dependent on him. Strive to make your own money and while you're at it, be humble.

11. My daughter, under the cocoa tree that I did meet with your Father was open and good enough for our discussions, yes; it was open and good enough if you understand what I mean.

12. My daughter, in our time, we had sexy legs and firm bosoms to show our men, in fact, we had the finest ones, yet, when we dress, we cover those parts of our body, not because we were not civilized as you people would call it, but because we know that the eyes of men are hungry, many of them would only come, touch and go their way.

13. My daughter, there is this thing you girls now practice, they say it’s feminism. Well, you can prove to be equal to a man in the society but please, not in your marriage because at my old age, I don’t want to start counting your husbands.

14. My daughter, marriage is not a Rehabilitation Center, if he’s not good enough for you before marriage, nothing he does would be good enough after marriage.

15. My daughter, you can see I still wear my night gown, yes, because to my husband; your father, I still want to look sexy. So, take good care of your body, look good for your man and don’t look like a grandma after giving birth.

16. My daughter, I’m your mother and still, I'm not interested in you coming to me always if anything goes wrong with your husband. Though nowadays I see some mothers controlling the homes of their sons and daughters, I would only say; shame on them!

17. My daughter, for you to have a peaceful home and well-trained children, have one voice with your husband, join him to say NO when he’s saying NO before the kids but later when you both are alone, you can plead with him for a YES, if not, the children will see a loophole to misbehave, either to you or their father.

18. My daughter, if you chose to live together with a man that you’re yet to be married to , and you are complaining that he hasn't proposed to you, oh, he already did. Whatever he said that made you start living with him was his proposal.

19. My daughter, your generation does not see any pride in been a virgin before marriage, it’s a shame! Your father met me a virgin and he brought more yams to my parents and up till today, he’s still proud of me when we discuss in that direction.

20. My daughter, I know that no man out there is complete, but when you are looking for your tall, slim, fair and handsome, if he’s a woman-beater, please, go for the short, fat, dark and ugly that will give you the respect you deserve as a woman.

21. My daughter, know, learn and respect the culture and lifestyle of whoever you chose to marry . In some part of Africa, you knee down to greet your man’s parents while in some part outside Africa; you can even call them by their first name and ask for a handshake. 

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