Thursday In House News

 Almost weekend hailings!!!

IN HOUSE MEMO...

How una dey? I am gradually doing just fine.......Baba God na him dey run things....

Yesterday BV Glam Granny (Gigi) was so emotional over comments dropped for her inside in house news.........She was so delighted and thanks you all....She whispered to me that she will send 500k for me to do a giveaway or do whatever i want with it.........Hhahahahahahahahahahahaha. I go chop the money and nothing go happen.......LOOOOOOL

Well i fit share with some of those who tongues are bent from licking my axx...hehehehehehehehehe.......Gigi you are the best.

God is awesome and his mercies endure forever.......

Enjoy the rest of the day...

Let me also use this opportunities to thank the people in my inbox...I may not reply but its not cos i dont want to,....Please understand...Thank you

Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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MADAM AMEBO CORNER

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FOR IN HOUSE NEWS

Good Day Sdk and BVs, how una dey?
Some weeks ago I was discussing with a friend, she told me a story about what happened to her life after she and her family returned her dowry, she said most things turned around for good and immediately a better partner came through and she got married and child birth became very simple, she bore him two beautiful boys, you know that ease that comes with you being with your God-sent partner, hmmmm from that moment, I was not okay anymore...

I knew it's a step I must take but I was also bound by the tradition my brother explained to me (he said that my dowry can only be returned when I remarry, then it will not be a shameful thing and we will tell them to take their money back that they have given my hand out to another man), so all my life, I held unto that, but i also refused to date or have anything with any man because of the money on my head, it's been years, my mind is even telling me that my radio may not have channels anymore cos i feel nothing.....LMAO!!!

I called my elder brother and told him that I would like the dowry to be returned (my parents are late), he sang the same old song, I didn't buy it this time, I went ahead to inform my immediate elder brother, he told me it's a lie that such tradition does not exist, that you can't give out someone's wife with a brideprice on her head, so I got the numbers of some of my uncles and told them my intention, they screamed at me for allowing it stay that long before speaking up..... 

They started calling my elder brother who tried to make them believe in his own mindset, they refused and told him it would be an abomination to allow that money to still be on my head, finally he agreed and then my ex-husband's family was called in, my brother sent the money immediately to the witness (the 3rd party), immediately my ex husband's family was called, their elder brother (that one hate me pass shit, infact he is boasted that it was him that scattered my marriage)
He jumped out and said lailai that the money must not be returned, that my family should gather our kinsmen and bring to their unrest community, then we can discuss whether they will accept or not and also bring the children for them, I said God which kind wahala be this, for children wey una abandon for me, I will never allow my kids to be raised by anyone again, I go de happily de carry my bukata for my head...

 I also know that my kinsmen will never go to that place cos that's the center of the unrest in the East, I decided to put it in prayers, my brother gave them a lot of reasons why we must not come to their place yet this people refused, so my brother now informed them that if they don't accept the money that he will report them to welfare and they will end up not getting the kids because the kids are old enough to speak for themselves and they will tell the court everything they know, na that time this evil people decide to send their details and the money was returned yesterday....

It felt like a load was lifted off my shoulders but I also felt bad because I loved this man and I dreamt of spending my forever with him, it pains me to see it end like this, i am also glad that I came out with my life and that of my kids, I look forward to meeting new people now, dating and enjoying some good company because konji no be better person..LMAOOOOO!!!!

I just want to use this opportunity to inform y'all that I am back in the market, if any of you need a mother of three with a very flat bwess and big stomach, I am harvarabuuu.... Okay una bye

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha this could not wait cos its an Urgent memo

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UPDATE ON WOMAN WHO PLANNED WITH SIDECHI TO CATCH HUSBAND RED HANDED
Madam has come back. Immediately she saw me, she started laughing.
Here is the gist.
She left her base about 3.30pm on Monday to meet with the girl enroute the hotel. She got there about 7.30pm. Oga was already waiting for sidechick. As they got close, Madam called Oga to know how he was faring as the good wife she is. 
He said he was strolling to go eat and after that will go back home.

Madam now asked the sidechick to call and he told her that he was waiting at their usual meeting point and gave her the room number.
A day earlier, he celebrated sidechick's birthday with lots of fun and life band that the girl was even confused as to how to explain to her fiance. The girl even has a boyfriend. 

Sidechick went into the room pretending to collect t/ fare and then allowed Madam in as Oga backed the door, stark n...k ..d and was busy with his phone.

Oga asked sidechick to go clean up so they can begin because it was already late.
Then Madam beautifully dressed went to sit on the bed. It was there the bubble burst. On sighting both of them, Oga was confused. He grabbed his glasses to see well. The only thing that he could utter was asking after his children. 

 What a world. 

 Madam jokingly told him that they have come to cut off his wandering third leg. After all said and done, both ladies slept in the same room till the next morning with the girl apologizing to the woman. 

 I think the girl's mind was made up about the relationship otherwise how come she is playing ball.
A man that wouldn't talk to his wife for days now called her to say he has bought all the babies things and would bring them as he comes home. The fury of a woman....
Honestly, I have begged her to stop already but she said she will wait for his reaction.
That will determine whether she will make this public or not.
Will continue to follow up.
BV Ada Zion.

What reaction does he want to have? The thing about this is that he will not stop, he will just better his game.....

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PINKYS CORNER

This life ehn, na two way. Some go dey happy while some go dey sad. 

 There is this man who happens to be in my department but different field of study which I'm still the general course rep. 

After the first semester exam, he complained about too much calculations in his field and decided to change. I encouraged him to continue and put more effort, since we only have two more semesters to go but he was bent on changing his field of Interest to the one I am studying....

I asked him if he had gotten enough information about my field before planning to move in and he said yes but little did he know that, he is moving from frying pan to fire. 

We had the first ever lecture together in one particular course yesterday and baba began to lament and was blaming me for not telling him we have calculations in my field too. .

 I was confused because how on earth will I choose for an adult. But it was too late for him to retrieve the change of course, so he is left with no option than to continue with us and enjoy the promo...

This same problem is faced by some of the Gen Z now. They are not well informed or will I say they fail to identify their strength coupled with the needs of the society. This is why you see them going for courses they are not capable of because of friends. We are in the era of (a) what service can you provide (b)how relevant is your course to the development of the nation. Though, mercy can speak for you even if you study Federal Road safety commission in school, you might later become the Minister of education as the case may be but sincerely, it's not always applicable to everyone. This is why I had to change my course. I did a different course entirely as an undergraduate. I studied Business Education as an undergrad but I realize things has changed and I need to make myself relevant. More reason I went for Personnel Administration (HRM).
Parents, please, help your ward by understanding this concept and make them understand that, the world is interested in courses that can bring a positive change and not courses that will make them sit at home looking for job for years.
Ire ooooo

Artifical Intelligence will soon take over most of the Jobs that humans do, so this pinkys advice is good....Do a course that will make sense.....Imagine going to University to study Igbo or Yoruba? And they still come out and cant teach....

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