Monday In House News

 Beautiful Monday Hailings!!!

IN HOUSE MEMO

I greet you all......I am sure that the weekend went on smoothly? Please oh, I have a question...Who has Afro natural hair and how do you manage it?Mine is so thick, so full and so long but i always press it down cos the combing is not easy.....Or maybe i should just lock my hair but that one is another stress on its own before the locks set...... Good tips needed.....

Ehen, the school fees list, i have still not opened the mail.... I will do that whenever and that said, I am sure you all sorted out the various fees......We will get there.....

I am excited about Trump's second coming, the guy na my guy and it really pained me when he lost last time.......I dont agree with all what he allegedly plans to do but some of it are a YES YES YES for me....

Let them swear him in first and lets see.......

Some people in that American sef eh are better off being in Nigeria, I saw a video of someone living condition that shocked me...You know back home in Naija you can beg, abroad, you are on your own......Let us see what Mr magician plans to do.........Those of you who have American visas and did not use it, please tell us...

My appetite is coming back slowly but i dunno what to eat, duno wanna rush back into eating...........

Anyway, ya all have an amazing rest of the day.....Na God dey run things....

Tight hugs.....


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SHOUT OUT FROM TEACHER NK

Pleasant Day Jewelu  

Compliments of the season Family. It's a Money Making Monday and #mcm

Don't let that smile off your face as We make the day a memorable one.

Your skin is so beautiful!!!

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PINKYS CORNER

The experience I had in one village called OYAN in Osun State is not a good one at all. I went there on Friday to attend a burial ceremony. I got to the village very tired due to the distance. The village is along ikirun. You get to a bus stop called Konta then you board another bus to the village.

My friend showed me a room I will crash but sincerely, I couldn't because, I have to sleep on the mat and that room is not good for my health at all (you know those old building village houses now). So, I decided to get hotel. They have only 2 hotels in that village and the only place to get hotel again is the next village called ASABA. The first hotel was filledd up. Then I moved to the next which happens to be in a filling station (Motel). I had no option and paid for a room.

I got back to my friend's place and told him about my plans and he was cool with it. I got back to the hotel because I was so tired and hungry. I asked them if I can order from kitchen and the response was funny. "Bread ati pepper soup nikan lo wa" . I shall bought 2 bottles of malt and one small bread. I couldn't sleep well because, I was scared of the filling station. I had to send my location to some people In case of fire outbreak at the filling station then we all in that hotel are gone niyen. At least, my people go still recognize my skull and my bones.

At about 11pm, my friend called me to please help accommodate someone who just came and had no where to sleep. I asked him to bring the person down to the hotel because as for me, I can't step out because no be my village. After a while, they got to the reception and called. I ushered him in and my friend left. It was the worse mistake ever made in my life.. The guy was just snoring all through and I was forced to sit upright on the bed and I couldn't even play with my phone because I had 7% and hotel no on Generator, stating nasty reasons. 

The guy was snoring and even changing gears. I just sat on the bed and rested my back on the wall. I was able to close my eyes around 4am and slept till 11am.
I dressed up the next morning and took my bag straight to venue. The venue was another thing entirely. 

At 2:30pm, Pastors were not through with programs in church. I was told the program started around 1pm when they all came back from where they went to wish mama farewell . I went into the church to see for myself and I saw my friend still dancing. Ok now. 3pm on the dot, I left the church and got to the town bus garage. If I don't leave at that time, it's gonna be so stressful getting to Ibadan considering the distance. My friend called at about 4:55pm asking my whereabout. Told him I've gone and baba thought I was angry but nop. I got to osogbo and got a nice place to eat make baba no go slump.
Let's learn to caution our pastors or Iman or anyone handling our program to be smart and time conscious. You can't be delaying people in the name of program that are stylishly meant to get money from people. That you stay in that community doesn't give you the whole time to stress visitors. I keep saying it, if I've anything to do lasan, I will give pastor warning ni ooo. Alot of people left the venue because some of them came from Lagos and they needed to back home.

 

Pastors must use every trick to make their monies if they are not well settled...You are here complaining, na you sabi...For my Dads burial, we promised them special food sent to them and we settled ahead of event...Ire oooooooo


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WEIRDFACTS

----The capacity to learn is a gift; the ability to learn is a skill; the willingness to learn is a choice.

---Your brain continues to develop until your 40s.

---Not only do quick naps increase alertness, but they also improve decision-making, creativity, and sensory perception

---Every odd number contains the letter 'E' when written in English

---Omnivert (noun):

A person who experiences both extremes of introversion and extraversion

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ADVICE FOR MARRIED MEN(PART ONE)

1. Never have a close relationship with any Lady, single or Married By whatever name, spiritual Daughter, secretary, Colleague, Neighbor, House Maids, Wives of Friends.

2. Never get emotionally attached to any lady other than your legally married wife.

3. Avoid Celebrating any Woman apart from your Wife, Mother, sisters and Daughter on Social Media. Don't send wrong signals to Ladies

4. Always bear in mind that the lady who cheaply offers herself to you will offer herself to anybody and fight you dirty tomorrow.

5. Never take advantage of any Lady who is under you, don't do it, you are in the place of trust, don't destroy your life.

6. Never give financial assistance to any lady at work, in the neighbourhood or anywhere without the consent and cooperation of your wife, this will safe your head in future.

7. Never meet with ladies in lonely places, parked Cars, street corners

8. Never allow your heart to lust after any lady, there is nothing they have that your wife does not have even better with security.

9. Don't eat from ladies who consistently give you cooked food for any reason Remember, food is another way to a man's heart.

10. Put on your Wedding ring always

11. Rebuke indecent dressing and don't tolerate anyone to dress sexily around you, if they see you are Comfortable with it they begin to come for you.

12. If any lady is giving you signs for sex, openly rebuke her. Say no, boldly and calmly

13. Never start any dirty and naughty discussion with any lady. You can't know how far this will take you, be careful carry yourself with dignity.

14. Don't hide any secret from your wife. Be totally open this safe your head.

15. Make your wife your best friend and flaunt her anywhere and anyhow. Put her picture as a screen saver on your Phone, Laptop and tablet.

16. Celebrate your wife's birthday and wedding anniversary lavishly on Social media and everywhere, this will send signals to Girls that you love your wife and not available for them.

17. Never hide your marital status, let them know that you are married.

18. Never use the word I love you for any Female apart from your Wife and Daughter. This can be misinterpreted

19. Always talk about your wife. It chases bad girls who want you away.

20, Your discussions about your Wife should be a positive one, never speak negatively about her or other Women.

21. If you are not enjoying your Marriage please do not share this with any Female, see a Counsellor

22. Cut all contacts with all your Exes and all you’ve had Sex with before Marriage if you don't do you may fall back together again destroying your Marriage and theirs.

23. Profess your love to your wife anywhere.

24. If any lady begins to come too close to you, kindly report to your wife with name, phone number and her details.

25. Be nice to female Colleagues, Church members, Neighbors etc but you must be strict and disciplined when you notice any bad move

26. Always remember that the enjoyment is just 8 Seconds, it cannot be more than that but its repercussion can last a lifetime and even eternity, please don't mortgage your life for a Maximum of Seconds of orgasm.

27. Avoid night parties: Partying encourages sexual immorality if you truly want to be faithful to avoid night Parties.

28. Avoid Alcohol. When you drink alcohol you look at your sense of decency with Women, please avoid Alcohol.

29. Remember s#xually transmitted diseases. It's true that s#xually transmitted is possible when you don't keep to your Wife, don't destroy your life because of a moment of pleasure.

30. Don't Think CONDOM uses Good CONDUCT: Condom can break, it cannot even protect you from the scandal, shame, reproach, broken trust and the judgement of God, good conduct is what you need, not Condom. #copied

TO BE CONTINUED ON TUESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

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