Friday In House News..

 Hailings!

IN HOUSE NEMO....

Happy Friday to you all......I hope that your day is going on well? May God bless you as you continue to the rest of the day.....

Those of you that advertised your wares yesterday inside in house news comment section, una see buyers? I hope so!!!....We will do it again next week.

Have a great rest of the day.....

PS- Fidel hope your baby girl is responding to treatment...May her health be restored to good health in Jesus name......

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PINKYS CORNER

Hmmmmm

I wonder why some people don't value their lives. Even if they don't, they should value others. You can't claim to be a driver without getting to know when your car gives a sign of breakdown, shaft, oil, etc but managing things has become the new national anthem for public transport drivers. 

A micra was on high speed from sango(Ibadan) to Eleyele. The distance is just like oshodi oke to iyana isolo. He had 5 passengers in that car then suddenly, the left leg pulled off(shaft or so). Then wahala kam shele. 

He was battling with stopping the vehicle. The vehicle swerved from fast lane to service lane .

 There was an olokada man carrying one passenger coming behind also with a minimal speed. He collided with the car from behind and the rider and the passenger flew like birds in the sky. Thank God no big worries or other vehicle coming behind them, I'm pretty sure it would have been fatal. 

People were just concerned about he bike man and the passenger he was carrying. We moved closer to the two people who flew like birds and thank God nothing happened except for the passenger who had minor injury on his knee...

As for the passengers in the micra, nothing happened to them. 

See ehn, you can call yourself a senior or experienced driver without knowing when your car needs to be taken to the hospital for treatment based on what the driver was claiming that, it never gave a sign which I know is a lie.... 

 Learn to pay attention to vehicle signal because it might be disastrous trying to manage it. The following should always be checked:

*The oil(both engine and gear)

*The break

*The legs( tighten all loosed nuts after few days of usage)

*Check radiator water level

*Pay attention to dashboard signals

*Don't over speed to avoid regrets

*When in standstill traffic, whine down and switch off the a/c

*Tune down the volume of your music while driving so as to listen to the sound of your engine.

Ire oooooo

 
When you say Legs, do you mean Tyres?...LOL

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LAUGH OUT LOUD

   

I understood all except ''Soriburuku''....Can someone explain? Thank you.

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WEIRDFACTS

---Never underestimate the power of dressing well.

--A woman will base 55% of her initial impression of a man on his appearance, 38% on his style of speaking, and 7% on what he actually says.

---If you want to be trusted, be honest.

---A study has found that consuming sugar when faced with a stressful situation calms us down.

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9 TYPES OF GBENSHING THAT SHOULD NOT HAPPEN IN A MARRIAGE

Gbenshing is lawful in marriage, it’s one of the rights of married couples in the family but there are some forms of gbenshing you must never have...

1.BROWN GBENSHING
S#x is called brown if you have it with anyone that is not your spouse. It’s known as adultery, affairs or infidelity . It easily destroys marriage, avoid it.

2.YELLOW GBENSHING
This is the kind of s#x that happens between a couple who always struggle to sleep together. They fight often fight about s#x and it has turn to a bone of contention in their marriage instead of being a tool of intimacy and love.

3.RED GBENSHING
This a s#xless marriage. Couples in it hardly make love because bitterness in marriage has taken over to the level of war. So, they hardly sleep together.

4. NECESSITY GBENSHING
I met a couple recently, who have not been in talking term for Months but they still sleep together regularly because they need Children. They will just sleep together inside darkness, roll to the other side and sleep off but continue their fight the second day, this is a necessity S'x.

5. GRUDGE GBENSHING
This is the kind of s#x where couple sleep together without love or affection, they do it without any affection or desire. They only have s#x as a responsibility in marriage or to give peace a chance. This is very common among wives.

6.BABY GBENSHING:
This is when couples sleep together only when they need s#x. They believe s#x is not for love or pleasure ,it should only happen when baby is needed, this is very wrong. S#x should bring couple together and should be done regularly and joyfully.

7.FRIDGE GBENSHING
This is also known as “No Action s#x”. This involves husband and wife sleeping together but cold or when a “Fridge” action is displayed by the wife. That is, she is never involve; only lie down like a log of wood.It’s a bad example of s#x in Marriage .Wives should be involved when their husbands sleep with them.

8.BARTER GBENSHING
This involves “trade by barter” “Money for hands, back for ground”. In this kind of s#x, the woman is fond of giving conditions before she will allow her husband to sleep with her, this is terrible.

9.CALENDAR GBENSHING
This involves picking a day in the week or Month when s#x can only take place. Some women are fond of telling their husbands the day in the week or month they will be ready for s#x. This is also wrong in Marriage.S#x should be spontaneous, it can happen any day and any time behind the four walls, that is how s#x in Marriage should be. Copied

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