Hmmmm..
STAND ALONE NARRATIVE
RESILIENT TOASTER
A pretty lady is in love with me and she's bold enough to make it known despite also knowing I am married.
Work is opposite her business so we practically see everyday apart from sunday.
Big girl that she is, she parks her car in my office space and drops the key for me to use anytime until close of work....
Big girl that she is, she parks her car in my office space and drops the key for me to use anytime until close of work....
She's that resilient and been so since last year. Don't know how she figured me being sapios#xual and girl's got brains. She's brought her A game and much more into making me her man and I am confused as to why me and why now ?
Add that to some serious beauty and wycleaf jean wasn't far reaching when he sang "I'm in real big trouble"
Is there some feelings there ? Sure it's definitely growing now. The troubling thing is ; I even told my wife and she's laughed it off. My woman doesn't believe me, we dated six years and she knew quite well I wasn't into women when we dated. I didn't say I was a saint, I just wasn't the type ok .
So here I am, first Friday of the year, ....my brain revolving like a pendulum contemplating and asking questions?
Is this something my wife is up to ?
Why wake up a sleeping dog?
Is this even real ?
Is it a social experiment or something?
Is someone just messing with me ?
Am I being auditioned ?
Or is this a temptation?
My friends say chop and clean mouth
But I'm having a feeling something is not right . Patience and time will tell ....
This is the profile of someone looking for a baby daddy nau......They always pick on people that they are better than financially and trust, she wont need you anymore once you get her pregnant.....These women are looking for intelligent men to get pregnant for.....
Someone said to me to look for a baby daddy for her since i know a lot of people, he must have white teeth, be tall and slim, no bald head......I have not responded to her message cos it came in at a bad time.
Please you are not confused anything, you know exactly what she wants and your mind has agreed to go ahead......
Think of the consequences oh, na so e dey start!!!
You sound excited about the whole thing. 🙄
ReplyDeleteAs in ehen! It's sweetening him.
DeleteBe careful o. Run!
Person,wey go regret him actions 🙄🙄🙄
DeleteThose kind of ladies don't have shame o. Think of how to level her madness, may be in her place of work or business may help. Go with your wife and some friends to talk to her to stop her madness.
DeleteMao Akuh
You get, like he can't wait.🤣
DeleteAs in ehn....over excitement sef if i may add. Hes really enjoying the flirtatious...
DeleteAnd just like Stella said him don even gree for him mind 🤣🤣
Am Telling you ooo.
DeleteIs written All over him ooo..
Hello iya Boys
Wawu….there’s a way you sound
ReplyDeleteStella that your friend no well. Inukwa white teeth. Is she naomi Campbell
ReplyDelete🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣inukwa white teeth
DeletePoster,what do you want out of life? Life's already a complicated maze,that we are all trying to figure out. Don't start what,you can't finish. 🙄🙄🙄
ReplyDeleteHehehehe Uncle Sir, this song is dedicated to you 😁
ReplyDeleteNa Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na Na
Yeah!
She's got the touch I love so much, that's all I ever wanted (i'm surely god blessed)
Under her spell she had me crushed I sworn I was anointed (*got caught* by her magic) …..
By Kevin Lyttle 😉
🤣🤣🤣 @TWE, Omo, you crack me up.🤣🤣
DeleteI say make I sing lyrics wey go enter and give brain reset, HOPEFULLY, but Bros, ti lo 😂🤣
DeleteDear Poster, Are you for real? You are in a lyrical, poetic limbo....See you feeling fly and acting coy....What questions are you even asking? Why does this tickle you so hard that you had to gloat about it? Really!! Are you a Gen Z husband? Abi do both of you swing towards that pendulum?
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing to be confused here because obviously you want to take the bait but don't want to live with the consequences and its outcomes....Can you get a grip of yourself and decide if you want to go ahead or not?
Gosh!!
If my wife tempt or test me with fine woman wey fine pass am, I go nack. Both of them Dey mad but my brother man, look well so you fit see your nose.
ReplyDeleteI don’t want to think your wife is testing you, cos wetin she wan gain, what’s the point in doing that?I think the woman just likes you or there’s something else going on but no be your wife.
ReplyDeleteYes, Stella I share your suspicions. Such an independent woman is not looking for a husband but a potential sperm donor and/or FWB.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she wants to collect your destiny. Be very careful.
ReplyDeleteLol Which destiny? The one he has why he no dey use am....
Delete😁😁Or she just fancy him and wanna have a good ipia oku with him.🤣🤣
DeleteSome girls actually love complicated relationships and some even prefer the married men.
Deleteit's Stella's last line for you. Oga as you are contemplating try to add the consequences to it
ReplyDeleteThe test of a man is in his character. Pass your tests of temptation and step up the ladder in God’s favour. Having the favour of God is a bonus in life.
ReplyDeleteposter you are in already, she has captured your heart with the parking of her car and dropping her car key for you to use. You have seen babe with cool cash and you want to have some. You are an adult, just make your choice and stay with your decision.
ReplyDeleteWhy did you send this in? I don't understand.
ReplyDeleteYour friend who urged you to go ahead and engage in filth with the lady, does he know you are a married man?
You also said you told your wife about this and she didn't flinch, but in all honesty, did you really open up to her the same way you have done to us right now, I mean with all these details, coupled with the emergence of your unbridled feelings, or did you just give her a brief summary?
I don't know what to say to you because I honestly do not know what your chronicle is all about. But if clarity is what you seek, then the best person to fix your blurry vision is your wife. Send this link to her.
Gbam. He won’t that we know. He sure won’t.
DeleteYou seem excited about it, better be careful
ReplyDeleteOgah this one na temptation oooo. You better be careful with your self.
ReplyDeletePoster, stand your ground you are a man, how will a woman that bend to pee will deceive you like this eeh🙄Oga na you dey deceive yourself jaree , you wan test small abi 😜
ReplyDeleteA woman parks her car in your office compound and gives you the key to use as you like
ReplyDeleteAs in all your sapiosexual you no get car
Aswin….longer throat
Who do you think you are deceiving?
If you reject that arrangement the story no fo long till now
See you see bottle
Dem go bottle you wetin no pure
If you see main road again make I know wetin cause am
You Dey tell us
Make we clap for you Abi wetin
Taaaa getaway you
Sapiosexual wey no get sense
In other words you no get car
Your comment cracked me up. Kikikiki. Asiwin oshi. Sapiosexual my black yansh.
DeleteYou lost me at you’re not really into women. So what are you into? Men?
ReplyDeleteHe means he’s not a flirt
Delete16:19, it could also mean he's into MEN
DeletePoster it is about to go down. It looks like you like playing with fire. Icing sweet but na diabetes be the result. Bro flee my brother. It looking rosy from the surface but there more too it.
ReplyDeletePoster, the only thing that I am having hard time understanding with this your chronicle is the reason you sent it??
ReplyDeleteLike, what are you trying to gain?
Reading between the lines, I can tell that your mind has been made up, and you are very excited about the whole thing. So what advice are you looking for??🙄🙄🙄
Why wake up a sleeping DOG? Hmmm
ReplyDeleteDo what you want and face the consequences,it may take your life as nothing is free in this life.Awuuf dey run belle
ReplyDeletePoster you are a joke, a big joke!! What type of chronicle is this? You are a sapiosexual,bla bla bla…..a married man getting so excited over rubbish….chai I pity your wife..
ReplyDeletePoster sweat you were not the first to give her green light before she started misbehaving. I wish the lady was here to give her own side.
ReplyDeleteThe Bible say in the last days plenty women will beg one man to answer his name. That's what's happening. We have many ladies than men in this world
ReplyDeleteThat’s not true. Key word is quality. We don’t have enough quality men and women no longer want to settle down for nonsense. I mean see this idiotic married man here. He’s married yet he’s still interested in another puzzy. Lord help men!!!
DeleteYou know how much people pay for sperm donation that meets their spec?
ReplyDeleteI know someone who paid 25m for theirs. You are about to do it for free at the possible cost of your marriage.
It’s really funny to see a man being wooed with a car. Lmao
Obviously you are enjoying it all and looks like you're likely to hit her soonest. But I tell you something it will lead to better TROUBLE.....
ReplyDeletePls come down from your high horse and cut ties with her ASAP before it becomes worst .
Poster, the woman is Rich. I once chatted with a woman. She said she will not be angry if she finds out that her husband is cheating with a rich woman as long as she can take care of herself. That what will get her angry is when he is cheating with a hungry woman that will come and take the one she is managing with her husband and children
ReplyDeleteSo my brother, find out the ladies intention and do the needful as long as she will not bother you financially
The woman who told you that she won't be angry if she finds out her husband is cheating has suddenly become the spokesperson for all married woman? So because of that One woman, you automatically assume posters wife will be okay with it? Do the needful you say? So commiting adultery is now the needful? 😂
DeleteOga you're just looking for who will give you go ahead order.
ReplyDeleteThat person is not me.
My brother focus on your family e get why
Dumb whore
ReplyDeleteMy prayer most times is that I shouldn't marry RUBBISH. Married man dey contemplate whether to nack or not at the detriment of your marriage. So, you think after having her once it'll end there? Dey play!
ReplyDeleteDear couples, you never truly know ur partner, just pray that whatever they are hiding will not break you when you find out.
ReplyDeletePoster it is because of ppl like you that i laugh, whenever any woman beats her full chest and swears that her husband can/will never do so so so.
May God help us. It is ur scroll of deeds, so fill it with whatever you like.
The one's beating their chest are fooling themselves.
DeleteDon't fall on. Except you want to ruin your marriage
ReplyDeletePoster, pls stay away from sin. This is too early in the year for rubbish, accept Jesus as your Lord and Saviour and rebuke tge devil . This here is a merchant of death. Delilah,remember Samson ohhh,pls be wise and don't destroy yourself.
ReplyDeleteNothing good comes on a platter not even when it is not the right thing to do!
ReplyDeleteThis is the right time for you to deploy your self/mind control virtue.