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Sunday, December 01, 2024

Sunday In House Gists - Comment Section Gists Boulevard

Today we have Aunty Oyokometer in the house.....


On Sunday Spontaneous post, anony'mouses carry their wahala go Bv Starr doormot, they imported a comment that she made the previous day on SP where she said she wanted to be a RICH DAD.
They now warned female bvs that Bv Starr is a brother disguising as a sister. *stifles laughter*
Bv Starr in response said she was drunk from the previous night which resulted in "handover" that morning which in turn made her to refer to herself as a man.
Chai! ogogoro is a baskard, see how it twisted this fine girl's brain and she called herself a man...

Bv Mariam came to debunk the claim by Nne IR's vertu device that she is former Etsako Pearl, she wrote a long letter to debunk the allegation...
An anony'mouse said, they should leave XP for him/her when bvs want to beat fake decoders, that they will beat XP with a special whip reserved for her

Blog headmistress aka Mama Puskor, bv Fidel announced that her phone had fallen inside the toilet.

BV Oki Royalty shaded an unnamed person for blocking her from getting giveaway. She said the person is getting a taste of his own medicine and crying fawul

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On Monday IHN, Stella challenged anyone who is bold enough to come out and say they trolled her and state the reason for trolling her in Anon mode even though they have a blog ID, to come out and do so and get cash gift. Anybody? *shines teeth*
More recipients of the Angel Star 100k business giveaway were picked. They were: Bosslady, Helen, Mariam, Emerald, Tyler, Fresh petals.

Former blog DSS, instant celebrity cum aspiring blog in-law Oshodi shocked the whole World with a letter of resignation. He claimed he was resigning because of false accusations by madam Vertu aka Nne IR. He also sighted hatred and insults by blog visitors as a result of his former enviable position.

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On Tuesday spontaneous post, bvs showed solidarity with former blog DSS, instant celebrity cum aspiring blog in-law, bv Oshodi. They had plenty advice for him on why he should not leave the blog for any braggart.

Revived CEO, bv Teejay brought a private conversation he had via email with SDK to the blog. SDK came at him and gave him a strong warning. She also threatened to post on IHN, the mail that he sent to her which she replied to.....She did not pรผost the email and Teejay apologised for bringing it to the blog...Teejay co King Dante said Teejay had also done the same thing to him by bringing private convo tothe blog.......He gave him advice to stop doing that...

Bvs called a DJ to play for them as they danced with BV Fidel on the new phone that her odogwu husband Baba Puskor surprised her with.

International hairdresser, Oki Royalty called out our intending blog in-law and retired DSS, Oshodi in a long memo. She accused him of being power drunk while in power as blog DSS and pouring sand in people's garri by preventing them from getting giveaway. She also said Oshodi trolled her anony'mousely. Bvs lashed Oki for still ranting after Oshodi already apologized.

On Tuesday IHN, Stella asked all warring parties to let go. She also wonders why anyone will take Nne IR, Bv XP's accusations to heart because sometimes her Vertu device works accurately and other times, it has skoin skoin. She urged anyone that madam vertu accuses, to defend themselves and move on.
On the resignation of the former Oshodi DSS, she said he ceases to be the blog's DSS and that soldier go, soldier come, barracks remain.
On the 100k Angel Star business giveaway, she said six names were picked on Monday but only three people sent in their account details and had been credited, they are Bvs Helen, Tyler and Fresh petals.
Lastly, she appealed to bvs who have used items (still in good condition) or new items/foodstuff to give out to bvs this season to send her a mail.

Old cat cum giveaway hustler North Dakota came out to mock former blog DSS, Oshodi on his resignation. She told him ntooor! Reason is that, the former DSS ruled her name out of business Giveaway beneficiaries because she recently appeared again on the blog.
As expected, bvs came for her head and gave her skin cut

Anony'mouses are still trolling bv Starr for getting high and calling herself a man.
International hairdresser, Oki Royalty told the house that she used her bank details to get a loan for someone. Bvs told her to say "otilo". They warned her not to try it again.
The fans and A/C's of our instant blog celeb cum intending blog in-law, former blog DSS are still in shock over his decision to resign from his prestigious position. They are solidly behind him and wish he didn't go that route.
Blog Nengi, Shooter gyal locked horns with our revived CEO Teejay. Teejay had earlier accused shootergal of throwing him under the Bus and they have been exchanging wotds back and forth .......

Shootergal i have told you several times to control your anger and tone down the words you use on pple, some words you used should not have been enabled but done erroneously and i apologise to teejay for the death wishes on him from shootergal....it is not in her place to decide when you go as she is not God..You will live long and fulfil your destiny in Jesus name...No weapon fashioned against you will prosper

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On Wednesday spontaneous post, an anonymous Bv brought one African Magic story. A customer bought two brooms and dropped them in the Bv's shop and promised to pick them up later. This endtime customer told the bv that she (Bv) can use the brooms to sweep her shop. Bv did not use the brooms and asked if she should be worried.....BVs told her to destroy the brooms and buy a new one to replace the original ones and return them to the lady by hook or by crook

BV King Jerry;the Anuty of the Blog told bvs that he now has a YouTube channel for kids . Congratulations to him.

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On Thursday spontaneous post,
Bv Fabulous mom and wify raised alarm on pap sellers who claim their pap make babies gain weight. It was revealed that some pap sellers add pig feeds to their pap to make babies gain weight. Parents beware o.

The broom keeper from Wednesday brought an update. She said she burnt the brooms and bought another set to replace them. BV Oki asked her if she is a content creator and later deleted the comment. Bvs also had different advice for her.
An anonymous came with his /her list of over twenty bvs who have allegedly been loyal to SDK through the years. Check the list and see if your name is there.

EX DSS, Oshodi landed with a vote of thanks to his fans and A/Cs here who advised him and encouraged him when he resigned form his position as blog DSS.

On Thursday IHN, Stella announced the names of all bvs that got Angel Star business giveaway so far. 250k business giveaway recipients are:
Iya Nimi, Metoyou, CEO Empress, Lily Angel, pastor Obinna, Miss H, Mao Akuh, House of Janey, Teejay, Golden tulip, poshscents bennycoco.
100k beneficiaries are :
Ryah, faithful, Losty, Azed, Suave, awesome God, excesscode, Honey, bosslady, Tyler, Helen, Fresh petals.

BV King Jerry Anuty is constantly being trolled by BVs in anon mode..why some claim the trolling if from Joro to Joro, others claim his gbagauns are so much that the anons cannot take it and need to put a check on him.....Whiever it is, the trolling is much.

BV Teejay,  complained about the high cost of the general body test that he went to do, he said they charged him almost half a million which made him to reduce the number of tests.
His anony'mouse fans queued under him and dragged him for having basket mouth. Blog's biggest gbola, Pinky even lended his voice, he told TEEJAY not to complain about the high price of tests because he is a big boy who just bought a gas cooker worth over 200k. 
One Anon complained about how he/she was picked for giveaway many years back and the giveaway did not drop till today after he/she had collected foodstuff on credit. The story is very long. SDK asked the Anon to mail her but anon said he/she is okay financially now.

If the anon is K financially now then why drop the comment? Abi na thanksgiving comment?OK OH!!

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On Friday spontaneous post, Bv XP Nne IR gave blog Nengi, Shootergyal epic advice.madam vertu said she had a nightmare, about a particular bv which she referred to as Okorie's son who knacked Shootergyal correct apako in the dream, in fact, nne IR heard the gbenshing sound "finkin finkin finkin, kpa kpa kpa kpa". The nwa Okorie was sweating on top of her with face twisted like who has epilepsy.
Nne IR advised Shootergyal to call a welder to lock her iron pants for her so that Okorie's son will not have access to her ponyor in real life. She advised her to also chat with him using her gate man's SIM card because Okorie's son has been chopping girls and cleaning his mouth for the past 8yrs. She proceeded to ask SDK if the wedding is still holding or not.
When bvs asked who Nwa Okorie was, one anony'mouse said he is Mr Here here. 

On Friday IHN, Stella announced that Stella's Singles Mingle post will be up on Sunday December 1, 2024 by 2pm.... She also asked bvs to post their phone numbers in capital letters like this: ZERO EIGHT ZERO...
She also posted the last set of Angel Star business giveaway recipients. They are: Madam Amebo corner, Kavetal, Lagos mainland girl, Lane minder, Tastebliss cakes, Olori Jojo, Otobong.
She warned those who just got business giveaway to stay away from the Christmas giveaway when the post comes up.
Bv Abionah the knackademus confessed that Harmattan makes her horny every morning. 

Another episode of the movie, "The Broom Keeper" was posted , here the broom keeper said after she burned and replaced the former brooms, she saw the owner of the brooms near her workplace and offered to bring them over to her but the owner said she will send her neighbour to collect the brooms. All attempts to make her agree for the keeper to bring the brooms were futile. This further cements the suspicion that the brooms were not ordinary brooms.
Watch out for the next episode of the series

A Bv wanted to get a rechargeable fan for 7k and asked if it is possible. Stella said it would the only thing that amount would get would be a fan recharged with charcoal, others felt the amount can get onlya rechargable hand fan.

Former blog angry bird, bv Eka joy announced that she was in the process of getting a drivers license in Switzerland. she bantered back and forth on it...

Giveaway hustler, bv Apple of God's own eyes queried Stella for not picking her for the business giveaway. She asked "Stella why? why? why? why did you not pick me for business giveaway? what I do for you?".
We are still waiting for Stella to answer the query.
BVs cme out in large numbers to school her on her entitlement mentality which she also displayed on the last giveaway....

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On Saturday spontaneous post,
Ibadan DSS, Bv Pinky had an advice for lazy and unambitious bvs. He said some bvs would be rich for 7days and be poor for 7months. He said they will give some bvs money for business but they will first use part of it to eat "ikwobi" and chilled   beer before proceeding to do the business and in a short time, they are back to square one, begging for another help. He told these people to change before it is too late.
Some anony'mouses thought they knew who owns the shade.
An anony'mouse wanted to know who was being referred to as Mr Here here and Okorie's son on Friday SP. Another mouse replied that they are both the same person, that it is the ''former blog dee ess ess''. 

Till I come your way again next time,
I remain yours in aproko,
Aunty Oyokometer.

63 comments:

  1. I had a good laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    Lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
    Nice recap ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ
    I won't miss the giveaway season ... it's usually so chaotic.

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    1. Revived CEO? did he faint before? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
      Blog's biggest gbola, how do you know? You have seen the gbolas of all male bvs?

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    2. What a week
      Oyoko, you brought gun to a fist fight ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚ Too much sauce ๐Ÿ‘✌️

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    3. Lmao ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคช

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  2. "Fikin fikin fikin"
    Hahahahahahah
    *Rolls on the floor*

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    1. Oyokometer...you are kwรณrรบpt๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿคญ

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  3. Anuty oyokometer thank you very much..God bless you and for the trolls is just too much on me like person wey touch crazy woman
    big bre@st lol but is fine

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  4. This oyokometer eehh, which one is revived CEO?

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    1. Lmao ๐Ÿคฃ Oyoko, if dem catch you for street ehn ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ

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  5. I missed you Aunty Oyokometer
    Pls was us like this once in a while with your dramatic recap

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  6. She say na former blog angry bird ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
    She is still an angry bird, just a more mature one

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    1. Angry bird that can feed you for one year and not feel it.

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  7. Revived CEO ๐Ÿคฃ, was he unconscious before? Oh, his business was unconscious.
    Werey ni Aunty Oyoko ๐Ÿคฃ

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    1. His business was unconscious ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
      Wereys full this blog

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  8. So Bv Starr drank ogogoro, Where did you read that one Oyokometer? ๐Ÿ˜‚
    Your mouth ehn

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    1. Don't mind her
      Ogogoro is a baskard got me ๐Ÿคฃ

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    2. Omo na ogogoro o๐Ÿ˜ƒ fake Glenfiddich na ogogoro..

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    3. Hahahahaha
      Oyokob is a crazy bv. I'm reeling with laughter here ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  9. I am not in the process of getting a drivers license in Switzerland as I already have one and I made no announcement to that effect. Haba!

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  10. Weldon Hanty oyokometer๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜˜

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  11. Oga,na really fuji house of commotion๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  12. Choiiiii ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
    Welldone ooo oyinlicious and gate

    Hello iya Boys

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    1. Chika, sebi you can read sumor sumor?, Aunty Oyokometer is written boldly on the post and not onyingate.

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    2. This one will see the right word correctly typed, yet, she go still type nonsense.
      That's when she is not picking ideas/words from people's comment to form hers.
      God abeg!

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  13. Revived CEO? did he faint before? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
    Blog's biggest gbola ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ You have seen the gbolas of all male bvs?

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    1. I laughed out loud. The recap is just so funny. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ.
      Well done Oyokometer

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  14. The recap na ๐Ÿ’ฃ Hahaha! Una no normal for here

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  15. Nice recap ❤️๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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  16. Anuty Oyokometer. You got me laughing here so hard.

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  17. Giveaway hustler bi ti bawo ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
    Anyways... well done ๐Ÿ‘

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  18. Hehehehehe revived CEO, where do you get your titles from?
    Oshodi is aspiring blog inlaw ๐Ÿ˜

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  19. Very funny recap ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  20. Well done Oyoko.๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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  21. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ this Aunty Oyoko iri baad๐Ÿ˜‚ Thank you for the updates.

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  22. This anuty oyokometer na proper werey๐Ÿคฃ see punches everywhere ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  23. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ oyokometer you added too much pepper and salt.

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  25. Oyoko must bean old time BV who has historical background of some celeb BVs. See description ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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  26. ...At a driving course to get my permanent driving license,...

    Eka joy๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘† pick a struggle

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    1. *sighs*. Illiteracy must be in ur genes

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    2. Eka, pls admit your error. Anon 15.34 was right. You wrote that some days ago. Why are you like this?

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    3. That young man must be going thru hell in this lady's hands. What an uncultured and rude girl, that never admits to her mistakes - always right! Well, he signed on for this

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    4. Anons, make una pray make God give una good husbands. Una no get, una dey beef person wey dey enjoy her own, but if una dey happily married, una no go come here dey kpai una selves over somebody wey no dey una level.You sef pick a struggle. If e easy, run am!

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  27. This recap full of violence ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  28. Thanks for the detailed update Aunty Oyokometer ๐Ÿ‘
    I really enjoyed this week update
    You're doing well

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  29. Weldone BV Oyokometer
    You finish work for this episode ๐Ÿ‘

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  30. OYOKOMETER, Your Mouth no good at all๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    Revived CEO, Kilo happen to Him?

    Nice Recap, succinctly detailed

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    1. He is really revived. See how he has started with his wonderful fabus after the business giveaway ๐Ÿคฃ

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  31. You're too funny @oyokometer. All the nicknames na helele.

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  32. Welldone Oyoko. I had a good laugh.

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  33. Abionah is our blog knackademus ๐Ÿคฃ
    See how you described XP's dream like you were the one that dreamed ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ kpa kpa kpa kpa

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  34. From what I can gather here, XP dreamt and saw Oshodi gbenshing Shooter seriously. Kwakwkakwakwa
    This is very funny ๐Ÿคฃ
    She was now warning Shooter to guide and guard her ponyor.
    What if Shooter wants to gbensh him? Abi, sebi she is an adult and has feelings, she is active too. Oshodi may have an SVD dangling between his legs nau, not every relationship must lead to marriage. Some people just want to enjoy great gbensh and move on, male and female.

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    1. Hey lawd! I'll just die,love him bawo,have which feelings?๐Ÿ˜ญ

      Then he succeeds and moves on to Paris,then moves on to Phoenix.
      He'll kolobi our corporate chics.

      Gifted...stoppeeeiitt.
      ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿฝ‍♀️

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  35. See wotowoto every where
    Nice recap
    Thanks Oyoko

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  36. Hahahahahaha ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
    Anuty Oyoko. I only read a few lines and Laughing like this. Tomorrow I will read the rest.
    Well done ๐Ÿ‘

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