Monday In House News

 Hailings.....

IN HOUSE MEMO
Before you read further, please forgive any typo...
To the person who wrote in German on SP and asked if i was in a big man room alone...No i am not, i am in a room with other women who had the kinda surgery i had and we are all trying to go through this together...No big man inside hospital matter you hear? Change your mentality...Oh i get it, you never sick before..

I said i would tella story but i am not up for it, All i can tell you is that if you are enslaved by Myom (Fibroids) please get it out....DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING TO SHRINK IT; GET IT CUT OUT and make sure that you are not carrying fibroids around saying its getting better cos its no longer bleeding....When i still had my non bleeding fibroids, I didnt wanna hear anything that did not support my mindset but something happened to a secondary school classmate of mine and they had to take out Ovarian cancer, infact they took out the whole womb cos her fibroids had turned to stone like things and had started poisoning her body....

I will be in hospital for Christmas cos i was opened up really big to get out the monsters,they planned on using the robots but that is for small Myoms.....If you have serius or non serious fibroids, get those things out oh.....I am working from my hosptial bed becos i want to and not cos anyone forced me so thank you for acknowledging that....LOL
I have been learning to walk again like a baby cos CSection pain is not childs play at all.....
Maybe when i am out i will do a post on this Myom from what i know and we can all share stories....Dont think you are different becos your own is still small,that you are better oh.all na time e need.

Thank you Lord.............Thank you all...

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MADAM AMEBO CORNER
Good afternoon Sdk, things de happen oo.....

 one of my neighbors husband came back from abroad, e come be like say all is not well there, so I decided to spread my tentacles and get the real gist......

They said the husband got back, stayed like one week with them and refused to touch his wife, he went to the village and invited the wife over, and he accused her of cheating while he's away , he said she must be made to swear with the deity that she's been faithful to him or they will end the marriage...

 The mother of 5 who still looks like a virgin gladly accepted and swore, did all the rituals, infact she swore that if she has even smiled or played any careless play with any man, talk more of kissing, hugging or gbenshing, that the juju should strike her down instantly:::::
It was established that the woman has been faithful and very innocent, Oga come de Happy, come promise am heaven and earth, so the woman turned and told both her family, the man's family and village elders that all she wants is for her husband to do the same for her......
Na there them start to draw nyash, the man said lailai that it's a woman's job to stay faithful and hold the home together, that he's a man and is free to marry many wives so far he can take care of them, he said women will have s*x and attach feelings to it unlike men that cheats cos of immediate satisfaction, so the woman told them that it's either he swears or she will go.....
Na beg them de beg am since then, yesterday she put motor come de pack her things, all the begging no enter her ear ni oo, she said she abandoned her faith in God to prove her innocence to the wayward man who can't do same for her, in other words, Oga de live inside glass house, come de throw stone.. you getti de pointi now??

Hahahahahahahahahahhaha I used all my energy to laugh this laugh.......It serves the man right indeed

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INTERESTING NARRATIVE
A few months into their relationship, she chatted him up and told him she needed some money to put into her business for the Christmas season.
He was so excited that he was about getting married to an industrious and hard working lady, someone who would be a helpmeet to him indeed.

“How much are we talking about here, my dear?" He asked her.
“Just 500k. I need to restock my shop for the season, and I don't want to take chances." She explained.

“Aaaaah! Ok, I will see what I can do about it." He promised.
He didn't want to disappoint his lady, but he didn't have such an amount of money at the moment. He only had 250k available in his account.

He had made a lot of expenses and investments at the time the request came. He rallied around and got an extra 200k, making it a total of 450k.
He was hûrt that he couldn't make it up to 500k, but he went ahead to send the one he got.
When the lady received the alert, she was so fûrious. She acted like she didn't see the money.

“Why would he send me 450k when I requested for 500k. I was hoping he would send about 600k. Is this how this marriage thing will be with him? " She thought.
When he waited and didn't receive a call from her, he called her to be sure she got the alert.
And then, she gave him the greatest însult of his life. She called him a lóser and warned him never to call him again. He tried to explain, but she didn't let him speak a word.

The moment she dropped the call, she bàrred his line and blócked him from all social media handles. Her plan was to use the money for the Christmas doings.
Just then, an alert entered the guy's phone. When he checked, it was a reversal from his bank. There was a network glitch in the transaction, so the bank reversed the money.

Without thinking twice, he called his mom to check on her, and afterwards sent her a token of 100k from the money for her Christmas doings.
His younger siblings, he sent them 10k each from the same money, for their Christmas doings.
They couldn't be happier. Their joy was high. They kept blessing and appreciating him for the biiiiig token of the Christmas package he sent.
The lady? When she discovered the money was reversed, she was shócked. She unblócked the guy again and started calling to apologise for her actions.

The guy didn't think twice. This time around, he did the blócking himself. He dared not allow himself to be beaten twice. That was how she lóst a good man.
In this life, learn to appreciate people. Get rid of the entitlement mentality. No one owes you a coin, even your parents.
Sometimes, God uses experience to save us from a tóxic relationships that would have been a mèss to our lives.
When people go out of their way to help you, go out of your way to tell them how much they mean to you.
Do not lóse a diamond while you are busy picking stones.
I hope this makes sense to you 
Your marriage will thrive. 

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