Friday In House News

 Thank God Its Friday.....

IN HOUSE MEMO

How is everyone doing? Everyday is a promise that the next day will be even better....I have zero tolerance for apin so my case is special and different.....Today my hubby told me i walk like turtle with heavy load on its back, I smiled cos i couldnt laugh......Its not even tortoise eh, I am like an old woman picking coins from the ground........

I thank God once again for taking me through the whole process...Someone was saying ''Oh so Stella was going through this Fibroid ish and didnt say anything'' Was i supposed to announce what may become topics on Blogs? Most of you can confidently post whatever you want to but my case is different cos in putting people out there I may have also become like them, if i sel their news, my news is also sellable......LOL wahala!!!

There so many times i did Myom topics and wanted to say hey I am going through this but could not.....

I would have liked to support one person who badly needs to do the surgery but cannot afford it but i am scared..If anything goes wrong e go be say nah me help you kpai....Anything i noted is that a lot of Nigerians lie about their health  and end up complicating isuses.......I was asked so many questions in different department that i became tired but each told me its for my own good so that when there is a emergency they would know immediately what to do.....

Miss H gets N50k
BV Ali B gets N50k as support to add to the fees of one of your kids, you did not ask but i am offering...The recipient might be you, so dont drag Ali oh...lol
Miss H please resend your account before i send to someone else oh....
I no fit type, i no fit type ,i dont type 4 pages..lol

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MADAM AMEBO CORNER

Good day Jeweluchi, may God bless you and that Angel that sent help to me, igbese wan kpaii me but God strong pass them, I no fear...

This thing wey I wan gist you started yesterday when one man came to the shop, I sat there with my neighbors and we been de flex cos one correct Bros buy us roasted pig meat, we come de enjoy.

 This man started by saying that some women are so jobless and they gossip a lot, he de talk am de point is oo, we come act like we no hear but this man no stop oo, he started saying how he will never marry woman wey de siddon for one place de gossip....

So my neighbor come tell am say she sef no fit marry man wey dey lousy....

Quarrel come burst oo, Oga say she insulted him with big grammar and she must explain wetin she talk, no be small drama, I come pack myself for one corner cos my mess de smell pass shit, if I put mouth now, na me go carry the wahala for head, infact this man talk sottey i come de wonder how him wife de survive for house.

He said his wife has a reputable job, works with stars and is always bringing money home, that they share the bills 50-50 unlike us that is there gossipping, that we don't bring anything to the table, I had a lot to tell this man but a part of me refused to speak, talk dragged me to the extent that I went and took water to fill my mouth, this man finished ranting and left..

He came back later in the evening to advise my neighbor to stop allowing us in her shop cos we might infect her with laziness, my neighbor now warned him seriously and told him that each and everyone of us have something doing and even showed him our shops, na that time this man come calm down, my neighbor now told him that if not for his wife that she wouldn't have tolerated such from him, he shamelessly walked away.

This morning one of our aboki friends agreed to give me one bag of onions on trust, just to test ground, I went to his shop to carry the thing, though much gain no dey am but it moved, it just wasn't worth the stress I went through today.

The man from yesterday, his wife came to buy onion, she got a call and went into my container to receive it, Stella what my ear heard eeeh, Jehovah jireh, this woman na highway opio, from her conversation, her husband believes she acts and dances for artists but na rotten tomatoes she de sell (ahewo), she tell the caller that he almost f*cked her to death last night, that she's very weak and sleepy as he didn't allow her to sleep...

I think the man said it's because she's too sweet, she now responded "so because e sweet na em make you wan kpaii me", i was so vexed in my spirit...

So because of a woman like this, that lousy man was insulting us yesterday, I reported her husband to her, she said e no concern her that if what he said vexed us that we should arrest him and charge him for assault, this woman phone de ring pass who de work for customer service...

She was telling one that she's in Lagos but will be flying later this night, the person kissed her through the phone and she kissed him back.

My neighbor told her that what her husband said to us yesterday was not good, she said "Them still de count that one as man or husband? That man na my babysitter oo" she come laugh, I pinched myself, I saw her leaving this night and her husband helped carry her box...

I have come to realize that it's the people that lives in glass houses that throws stones more, imagine me, a hustler na em this man take de compare wife wey no get value for herself or even the horseband, it is well ooo... Mtchewww 

Hmmmmmm. na wah

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CO BLOG VISITOR NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS

''BVS please I need your prayers, I know God answers prayers on this blog, I want God to cancel every stagnation, retrogression, demotion, dreams of covenant, poverty and all other evil things affecting my life physically and spiritually in Jesus name.

I want God to let all my endeavors in life to be successful, and this coming year and all my remaining years in this world should be years of my breakthrough, success, testimonies, joy, promotion and, peace and good health.

This year get as e be'''.

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𝟖 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐖𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐁𝐔𝐈𝐋𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄
AR𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 𝐔𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 THE 𝐒𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐅𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄

𝟏. 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐒𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐏𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲
𝟐. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐓𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐁𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐈𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐎𝐟 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐓𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐰
𝟑. 𝐓𝐨 𝐈𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐈𝐧 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐈𝐬 𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐓𝐨 𝐈𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐈𝐧 𝐏𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐈𝐬 𝐅𝐚𝐫 𝐅𝐚𝐫 𝐁𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫.
𝟒. 𝐓𝐫𝐲 𝐓𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲, 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐀𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐓𝐫𝐲 𝐓𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐏𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭.
𝟓. 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐓𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐖𝐢𝐩𝐞 𝐀𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐏𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞'𝐬 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐀𝐜𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝.
𝟔. 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐀𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐁𝐞 𝐀 𝐖𝐚𝐲 𝐎𝐟 𝐑𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐏𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐓𝐨 𝐁𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐀𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬.
𝟕. 𝐏𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐃𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐧𝐝, 𝐇𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐘𝐨𝐮 & 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐁𝐲 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐮𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐦
𝟖. 𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐋𝐞𝐭 𝐀𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐎𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭.
(𝐁𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬)

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WEIRDFACTS
---The bad news is that time flies. The good news is that you’re the pilot.
---No response is a response. And it's a powerful one. Remember that.
---The truth is never as painful as discovering a lie.
---Walking is actually controlled falling
----Verklempt (adj.)
Overcome with emotion; choked up

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