Sunday In House Gisrs - Comment Section Gists Boulevard

Hello BVs, the post you've been waiting for is here!

On last Sunday spontaneous post, BVs were running helterskelter, refreshing their phones over and over again, turning off and turning on, hitting their phones on the floor for it's head to reset because their favorite post, SP was 1h late. 

It turned out that the time between Europe and Nigeria had reset and instead one hour difference, it was now same time meaning that the Spontaneous post would now be by 8am for the next few month....

Legendary and veteran BV, King XOXO mystery was present on Sunday SP. She sent lots of "flowers", "hugs", "kisses" to her princess BV Omotola Brainna for being a real and intelligent woman.

On Monday spontaneous post, BV Phoenix expressed her dissatisfaction at BVs comparing her with BV Omotola Brainna. Phoenix said Omotola is one of the female BVs she respects and admires alot. She also begged BVs not to address anyone as amotekun or polished amotekun because she'd learnt from every BV. Lastly, she appealed to Dante and other BVs not to involve her in gender war, stylishly or directly because she have never insulted the male gender on the blog.

BV King "anuty" Jerry suggested that Stella makes a list of things she wanted so that BVs would contribute and send to her through BV Ekajoy. He said it's better than fighting and daggering each other on top giveaways.

BV Justamy narrated the scary thing she saw while she weeded her house. Apparently, she wanted to start a provision business in her street, discussed container installation with a welder(he's the only one that knows about her intention to start a provision business) but she couldn't carry on because of the money wey dey involve choke. Justamy noticed that at the particular spot she wanted her container mounted, things like biscuit, soft drinks..etc was buried in there. Her friend was of the opinion that the welder was responsible for the act and wants her business buried. BVs agreed with her friend.

On Monday in house news, Stella shared her thoughts with BVs. She told business giveaway recipients, past and present that their business is standing very strong not to hide the glory of God in their lives so as not to be cancelled from giveaway list. She told them that telling her and BVs would impress them and they'd be constant beneficiaries.
Stella told BVs selling African food to market their goods to Ekajoy because na every good opportunity to "sold out".

Stella listed the 32 BVs that sent their details to get the giveaway they were selected for, BVs Miss Ess, Fan Emmanuel and Yemgirl1 were missing on list.
There was so many advice for Stella regarding who to choose and who not to choose for November business giveaway. Advice choke!

 BV, XP landed with a very long, 3 paged comment that had so many coded messages in them. Firstly, she told Stella that she's not mommy internet rat. She also said matter-of-fact, Stella is supposed to give her boy, the rat some accolades for bringing in so much traffic to the blog and shooting up comments to about 400. XP also said that the internet rat is now a techie, and that Stella is a good mentor to her mentee(the rat).  

In page 2, she said ntoor to the supporters club. She said it was entertaining seeing Mr creepy creepy being blasted by his fans. To a particular BV that worked very hard for her pain and shame, XP couldn't contain her joy. She reminded her haters that she's XP and she knows wetin she talks always. To the trolls, she told them to ask any IT nerds close to them what "circle and search means"... XP reminded them that they're naked and would soon CRY, hot, peppery tears.
Page 3, She spoke about smart people talking less and their confidence. How's nice to allow people panic about your absence then, boom! shock them with your ground breaking presence.
She educated Stella on her big crayfish, how to preserve and the foods it bangs in.
Lastly, to those she advised to go for deliverance in prayer and fire ministries close to them but ignored, abused and created burner IDs to troll her because they felt they were still young and still in their 20s, she told them that it's almost 10yrs and they're still single to stupor, being shamelessly priced in the most embarrassing way ever.
BVs have been trying to decode.

On Tuesday Spontaneous post, BV Ekajoy explained to BVs that she wouldn't be patronizing them because she and delivery fees are two parallel lines. She said she runs faster than Usain Bolt anytime she sights delivery fee. She also said that as a fast rising ikorodu celeb and a notable IJGB that she is, her fans (family) do not allow her go to the local markets anymore. She prayed for vendors on the blog, wished them massive sales.

BVs Miss Ess and Fan Emmanuel tendered heartfelt apology, explaining to Stella that not sending in their details to get their giveaways was an oversight and wasn't intentional. She stated that it wasn't out of pride.

Celebrity and award-winning BV, CEO, Ezege, Drama King Teejay thanked the numerous BVs that showered him with tons of mails regarding the little mortal Kombat he did on the blog last week. Teejay thanked his massive fans,lovers and well-wishers for their love, care and support. On sighting his appreciation post, Stella advised him to stop gossiping inbox before he turns to the next internet rat.

BV Fabulous momma and wify together with BVs condemned the act of rubbing bleaching, lightening creams on kids.

Blog sweetheart, BV Supernova commented, she announced that she had done and dusted uni, she gave glory to God. BVs couldn't contain their joy, they gushed, congratulated and told her how much they've missed her.

BV Mrs Sharon suggested that BVs contribute money to buy stuff for Stella, send it to Ekajoy so that she'd deliver it to her. BVs happily agreed with her, they said it was a perfect opportunity to show Stella how much they love her and his much they appreciate her kindness. BV Ekajoy begged them to dead the idea because she can't carry too much luggage. Stella thanked BVs for the initiative and thoughtfulness but however, respectfully, she declined. She say if she give BVs chance, them go almost buy things wey reach to open foodstuff business for her because their love for her choke.

On Tuesday in house news, an excited Anon, pleased with the banters and cruise on the blog, introduced her colleagues to the ogbonge blog. She gave them the link to the blog so that they'd also experience the happiness and jollification that exists here. Also, the Anon proposed to creating a geng, "Big Aunty Geng BAG" She called on BV Ekajoy to be their chairlady.
A lot of BVs have indicated interest to join the new geng. Some BVs also mentioned that XP joins to geng. On sighting the suggestions, XP told them she's already in the council of elders club.
She then told Stella that her old BVs didn't vacate the blog, she said they are present and that she's happy to reconnect with them. She gave a shout-out to those that have correct Evian amongst them.
While BVs were sweating it out to decode XP's comment from the previous day, she brought another one encoded in maths, Pythagoras theorem. BVs kuku surrender, they said to do amebo no suppose hard like that.

It was BV Mercy's child open day, she was confused on whether to give her child's teacher 5k or pack some items... BVs advised her to give her the money.

BV Abionah complained bitterly about the hair her hairdresser made for her which brought out her real age. Abionah cried out that against the babe they used to call her, they now greet her "ma". She had to loose the hair.

On Wednesday spontaneous post, BV Ali B thanked SDK calender, Marie for her consistency in posting how many days left in the year and how far God has blessed us. He prayed for her and BVs that we'd all countdown into the new year.

BV Faithful gisted BVs about her entitled washerwoman, She called Faithful to find out why she stopped calling her for job, she told her that she had fixed her washing machine, angrily, the washerwoman hung up on her. She demanded every every anytime she came around to work.

On Wednesday in house news, Stella said she's very much aware that some humans/rats finds it very difficult to leave the blog. She begged BVs to stop shushing them away but live them to continue commenting Anon. Afterall, it's traffic for the blog. To those telling her to forgive some certain persons, she prayed for them soulfully that God will punish them. She told nne IR that she had forgiven and gone back to loving her. Stella made it known that someone cannot say derogatory things to her including cussing her kids and she'd be gaslighted into forgiving them. She gave Shooter as an example.. how she insulted her in the past but have now turned a new leaf.

BV Teejay advised Pinky to be security conscious. He told him to learn how to be Ori oke mokola David Hundeyin discreetly. Teejay reminded Pinky that he isn't anonymous on the blog. So, he should not give too much details about who/those he writes about.

On Thursday spontaneous post, while Teejay was telling his dear Kings never to be at the mercy of women, BV Pidgin writer decided to go down memory lane. She told Teejay how much of a lucky BV he is/was, she remembered how angel Koof gave Teejay 500k and potatoes wanted to potate, Stella slapped him with extra 300k.

Pidgin writer was sure that Teejay is now a big man.

An Anon advised Stella that the least amount she should give to BVs for business should be 200k due to the high cost of things in Nigeria. BVs asked the Anon what gave her the audacity. Stella begged the Anon not to apply for it because if she gets the giveaway, she'd treat typhoid with it.
BV Pidgin writer was thankful for how Stella and the blog transformed her life in her days of early beginning. She she got help during her pregnancy journey, baby things etc

On Thursday in house news, Stella warned special advisers without portfolios to stop choking her with giveaway advise. She told BVs that the only people that can advise her about giveaways are the blog official EFCC, Shooter gyal, Oshodi DSS and her sister girl, Jeweluchi. She believes they would be unbiased. She told every other person to keep their unsolicited advice to themselves. Also, she told entitled BVs to cut her some slack.. She said henceforth, she'd be gifting only those that catches her fancy and even if anyone claims to have started visiting the blog before she nursed the idea, make them warm eba chop. and if the list come out and their name no dey, make Dem angrily vacate the blog.
She then went ahead to call on Ekajoy, Jeweluchi Chocolate Noir, XP, Glam grandma, Mama Doris, Mama Teena, and every rich people on the blog to do giveaway.

it's that time of the year and BV Harmattan is back on the blog.

BV Dainty T was all joyful when she landed the comment section. She aced her exams like a queen, she couldn't contain her joy. Congratulations Dainty T.

BV Ekajoy explained to Stella that giveaway is on her to do list but her family and friends expenses choke. She said untill she settles her family and friends, she'd try her best for BVs.
BV Chocolate Noir celebrated survival, BVs celebrated with her and wished her plenty more years in good health.

On Friday in house news, after an Anon reposted BV Pidgin writer's comment about Teejay's 800k, the Anon also clarified that the CEO also applied for giveaway last year but was met with intense bashing, he opted out. The Anon also called Pidgin writer a fraud for claiming to be off the blog for years but knows the happenings on the blog.

Teejay denied applying for giveaway in the year 2023. He stated that he last time he applied was in 2021 and he wouldn't allow BVs to rubbish his name and integrity any longer. Stella asserted that the Anon was right about Teejay applying for 100k giveaway in 2023. Pidgin writer apologized to Teejay for bringing up the issue.

XP dropped a very detailed comment for everyone interested in digital marketing.

On Saturday spontaneous post, alot of BVs complained bitterly about their inability to navigate and comment on the blog which was later resolved swiftly by Stella.

BV Tyler after watching a Facebook video of the drastic changes that occurred in the life of a woman, how she bedwetted for years and inability to go out after childbirth was in awe of women. She celebrated them and told anyone not to ever question what women bring to the table.

Dante was of the POV that common childbirth wey animals dey do, naim women won claim as what they bring to the table. He told women to carry their lazy selves up and be useful to themselves and the society.
Female BVs were mad at Dante, they told him that his comment was very insensitive, that the journey of pregnancy and childbirth isn't one that should be downplayed or use to score gender war points.
Dante maintained his stance, he said that in 2024, women are doing great things for themselves. So, childbirth which is a biological trait for them isn't what they could proudly announce that they bring to the table.
There was so much back and forth on that post with Dante firing ammunition at his opponents.

An Anon was curious about the country BV Pidgin writer japaed to. She asked her if it was Libya, Oman or Togo. He now went ahead to use her as a point of contact. She prayed that if pidgin writer, a former begi begi(sic) could japa, it meant that she (Anon) have not be written off.
Another Anon told the Anon not to tap because she could have japaed through trafficking or through maid because according to the Anon, someone like Pidgin writer cannot go to capital abroad like UK and USA.

Pidgin writer "prayed" for her haters, she told them that she japaed to China legally and she's working and doing very well for herself. She also called out Teejay for not acknowledging her apology.

Till I come your way next week, remember that there's no better place than SDK.
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