Monday In House News

 Hailings 

IN HOUSE MEMO

How everybody dey nah?I hope that you had a restful weekend? God is awesome!!!

The weekend was really really busy for me and i hope to have a good week...Presently on to something....

The first set of giveaway recipients will be posted tomorrow...

Some people do not hear at all, despite my asking not to approached inbox so that i can pick with pressure, some people will not hear and when they are not picked, they will go anonymous to insult me....

 I will be fast about the giveaway and make sure it ends this week in Jesus name so we can move on to toher things....

One more thing....I dont care whether you get money for dash or for business, dont come here to tell us that you bought a music system or new shoes with it...Please dont cos it doesnt rub off well......Thanks

Today I am cooking...eeeeeeeeeeeerrrrh make i still dey think am but it will be something with lots of chicken and potatoes.....

As soon as I post in house news, I will be off to a Kpekus checking appointment...I hope you Ladies go for yours at least twice a year? it is very important and you dont need to wait until you smell fishy or bla bla.....LOL

Comments will be enabled every 30 mins as usual when i am out....

Enjoy the rest of your day..........

This week i plan to make banana cake/bread...well both are actually kinda the same cos the bread actually feels and tastes like cake kind of.....

Cheers to a good day!

xoxoxoxoxoxoxox

Name one BV who you think should not get a Business Giveaway and state why..Please do it with your ID so that we can know who said what.....

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MADAM AMEBO CORNER.....

Good Day Stella,

 I was invited to a party and it looked so beautiful, you see truth eeh, no matter how long it takes, truth will surely come to light someday...

The couple got married about 20 something years ago, the woman couldn't bear kids, they adopted two kids, a boy and a girl, the woman had a good job (federal job) while the man was just a charge and bail lawyer, she sent him abroad for his masters, at coming back so many years later, he was still that sweet man she married until suddenly the house became hell for her, everyday troubles headed by the man's elder sister....

It went on and on, the sister went and brought home another woman and told the brother that it's either he move In with her or she will kpaii herself for him, this brother obeyed her and moved on with the new wife, already there was an issue on ground, the allegations about the woman cheating when her husband was abroad....
She was sent out of the house she built, she worked her transfer, was posted to her state and that was how she was able to move on, raised their adopted kids alone....

Years later, the elder sister confessed to her brother that her anger was how their late mom was always comparing her with his wife, telling her that she ruined her life and now is dependent on a woman she's way older than, that if not for the woman that hunger for don kpaii her, and the wife wouldn't stop being over nice to their mom, so she decided to break their marriage and knowing how much he loves his wife, she knew the only thing that can break them was cheating since being childless couldn't break them, so she used it and he bought the story...

Immediately she confessed it, this old lonely man took his keys amidst tears and went looking for his wife, went to their house and saw them doing their elder sister's burial, he joined the event like an invited guest, when the wife saw him, she couldn't recognize him cos he aged too fast, it was a festival of tears, she even told me they gbenshed that night (two old cargos... Lol )..

One year later, they invited us for a reconciliation party and renewal of vows, and it was a very sweet event, Stella if you see curdling and romance eeh chaiii, we smiled all through, they kept playing all those konk old blues them, I had fun I swear, the other woman didn't give birth too, e be like say Uncle no complete for down that side...
The man has moved in with her and he looks different everyday, love is a beautiful thing but when garnished with peace of mind, e go come be like say you be neighbors with God...

WOW sweet story.......I wonder what prompted the sister to confess to her evil deed.

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--Arachnophobia is the fear of spiders.
No one knows who named Earth

--People who experience social anxiety tend to be more empathetic

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After getting one item, you're more likely to feel the 'need' to align it with even more upgrades

--A 'Judas goat' is a trained goat used to gain a herd's trust before leading them to a specific destination
In stockyards, the Judas goat leads sheep to slaughter while its own life is spared

--Hypnagogia:
The state between being awake and asleep

--One" is the only number in English that has its letters arranged in reverse alphabetical order

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WHAT TO DO WHEN YOUR HUSBAND IS LOSING INTEREST IN GBENSHING

Several things can make a man weak gbenshing wise and lose interest altogether in rolling in sheets with his wife!
From unpaid bills, to depression, to lose of job/business to mid-life crises to inferiority complex to low self esteem to rejection and chief of all, a controlling, domineering, disrespectful, unattractive wife!

If your husband is no longer showing interest in making you happy in the bedroom and you are burning,  here are few things you can do to get him up, hot and passionate for you like never before!

1. Understand that he is going through a trying period and needs your understanding and compassion.

2. Always, regularly, reaffirm his manhood.

3. Admire him always, daily.

4. Encourage him as often as you can and let him know he is a genius at what he does and new doors of opportunities will open to him.

5. Respect him UNCONDITIONALLY.

6. Stop using his past mistakes, weaknesses, flaws, failures and short comings against him.

7. Support him financially and any other area he needs help.

8. Initiate gbenshing. Don't wait for him to ask. You may wait forever.

9. Seduce him regularly. Be sparkling clean daily. Be touchable, cuddle able, feminine, soft, attractive and irresistible.

10. Plan your gbenshing sessions. Get a time table. Inform him so you can both look into it together, plan together and prepare your mind towards the next session. 

11. Do not make jest of his weaknesses.

12. Never correct him in public.
Public humiliation can crash a man's libido to the point of no return! Men don't take disrespect, insult and social embarrassment with levity!

Men are turned on by women who are kind.
Be kind and your bedroom life will be hot forever! 

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