MONDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

  Hailings.....

IN HOUSE MEMO

I salute you all and hope that your day is going well? Dont worry!....
I am so hungry right now and, today I am making Gnocchi and some other oyibo orisirisi food but i will using some of Big babe Ekas red cryfish and dryfish to eat bread...Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..Just one slice but omg it will be so yummyyyyyyy.
Have a pleasantly ,wonderfully, beautifully ,interestingly blessed day!!!

PS- PLEASE TAKE THIS INFO SERIOUS; THOSE OF YOU WITH LONG USERS NAMES NEED TO REDUCE IT TO ENABLE ME READ WHAT POST YOU COMMENTED IN BEFORE I ENABLE...PLEASE DO THIS OR YOUR COMMENTS TAKE THIS EVENING FOR ME TO ENABLE....Effective from tomorrow....

Check your long comment and revert please cos its disturbing enabling comments

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N100k GIVEAWAY TO 20 PEOPLE

These are first set that will receive 100k each, the next set of 5 will drop tomorrow...If you are on this list, please send me mail unfailingly today evening......

 1- Bv DOLLARGODESS

Sells footwears and undies, business is moving fine

Never gotten business giveaway before

Needs giveaway to boost business

2- BV SUAVE

Existing business -  selling of shoes, bags, clothes, Jewelries for children and women. Business is doing fine.

Never got a business giveaway before 

Needs support to restock and also add sale of fabrics to it.

3- BV RYAH

Relatively new business - dropshipping of foodstuff online(stockfish, melon, fish, etc), started this year.

Business is moving fine

Has never gotten business giveaway before

Needs business giveaway to buy the foodstuff on her own and resell instead of dropshipping

4- BV AZED

Existing tailoring business that is doing fine

Never gotten business giveaway before

Needs the giveaway to stock up on materials for sale

5- BV OSTRICH

Relatively new business - Cooked rice, beans, stew and plantain sold in bus stop. Started this year.

Business is moving fine

Has never gotten a business giveaway

Needs giveaway to expand and cook more food, make a big table, bench, umbrella, etc

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MADAM AMEBO CORNER
There's this compound next to mine, that compound na dodon barrack, rooms too plenty so na everyday quarrel..
There's this lady, make we call her mama Ada, this woman is one hilarious being, na she carry God for head pass, she's always going to the church, always praying, she beats her children with Bible verses, like before she beats you, she will tell what the Bible has to say about what you did...

Her neighbors no de rest for night cos she prays the roof down every night, she can speak in tongues eeh,
Sometimes if you greet her, she go so kabaash before responding...
She started hosting contributions, because of her churchy attitude, people trusted her so much, the intention was to share the money this 1st week of November, but them no see Mama Ada, she told some people that she was going to the mountain to pray, but them no see am again....
I remember the day that woman told me that she had a revelation for me that she saw me going abroad before the end of 2023, mtchewww
At first her kids were there in the compound, one day the neighbors woke up to find out that the kids were gone and their valuables gone too, her number got switched off, every corner of my street has been unnecessarily calm nowadays,

So one lady went to her village, decided to buy one or two things before returning to the city, only to see this woman there, she begged people to help her hold the woman, they caught and brought her here, she's been detained at the police station...
She confessed that it was she and her pastor that spent the money but her pastor took the major part of the money and when she threatened to expose the pastor, the pastor also threatened her with some of her Equatorial Guinea videos, he was also threatening to kpaii her if she dent his ministerial image, so she fled for her life, them shaa still keep her for there.

Woooooooooooooooow, i cannot stop laughing at her Equitorial guinea videos.hahahahahahhahahahahhahaha too funny...And that your hissing for not being abroad off me more

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PINKYS CORNER

My neighbor is an hype man in a club and the wife has nothing doing. She is just at home, sleeping, eating and taking care of the little handsome boy she gave birth to a year and few months ago. 

There is one thing about being an hype man, it's a trend and things will surely change. So many hype men out there who have been neglected and not given an opportunity to handle club shows because we now have thousands of young blood doing it in a different way(Case study: vibes and share called Baba chair). 

The young boy who is currently all over every club now compared to a man at 40years being a hype man. The funny thing about my neighbor is, he has no certificate (I mean none) and he is not semi skilled let alone skilled aside from being a hype man.

Now, things has changed, most of the clubs in Ibadan has replaced him with young boys and they only call him when those young boys are not available and its not always. So, you see him at home. Not like before wey baba will enter around 3am but now things din change. He has been having issues with his wife and its becoming irritating to me. He keeps beating the lady and we can hear then breaking plates etc but who am I to go separate them? Make them go break person head.
Recently, I came back from class and decided to shower before going to shop. I was in the bathroom when I heard them shouting at one another. The guy was complaining of not having money and the wife stressing his life. On the other side, the wife was lamenting and asking the reason for getting married when he knows he is not capable. 

The tantrum was so much that, I had to pause just to hear them (my compound dey echo and his flat is just behind my toilet). The argument led to something else and they began to fight while the little boy was crying badly. I no kuku go their flat at all. Not long, I heard the other neighbor's voice shouting and knocking at their door but they didn't answer him until baba broke his wife's head. The woman was rushed to nearby hospital. I just dressed up and went to my shop. It's none of my business. As at the time I'm writing this report, the wife has been hospitalized.

See ehn, don't manage what you can't tolerate in marriage. As a woman, things has changed, step up your work, get something doing and don't turn yourself to a full time house wife. If your man is bringing home enough money, learn to save and start a small business so that, when things change, you will be able to keep somethings up pending the time he will be able to gather himself again, else, both of you will continue to move from one issue to another. Marriage is not a promise or a turning point. That, it's Rosy for Sarah in marriage doesn't mean the same for Tolu. Tolu might be facing one challenges or the other and the ability to make his/her marriage work out fine makes both parties laugh last their challenges. The Bible doesn't support divorce but as for me, I support divorce when it comes to domestic violence, if not, then you are gone too soon.
Ire ooooo

There is no need for that woman to return to that house.....

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A MEMO TO MEN CONCERNING INFIDELITY IN MARRIAGE

A lady can love you with her whole heart but still marry who is ready AND still goes back for premium knacking from the one he truly loves.
Reason we have ADULTEROUS housewives all over the world.
And the one whom they love with their whole heart becomes the father to the first child of the one who is ready.

That's why a lot of men are fathering another man's child (ren) unknowingly.
In fact the bitter truth is that 70% of women did not marry whom they love but who is READY to play band in their father's compound, buy drinks and food for the society, rent canopies and give them the title 'MRS'.

That's why some married ladies still sleep with their Exes and as a result, paternity fraud is on the high side.

Because the society we live in have attached more priority and importance to the word marriage than Love and what love entails.

It's a sorry situation... And that's why we have many divorcees and unhappy marriages.

Dear men,The car and money you think you have will give you a woman but certainly not Her heart.
What am I trying to say here??????

THE BEGINNING OF INFIDELITY IN MARRIAGE begins the very moment you use your car and money to marry a lady who was comfortable with her poor boyfriend sipping garri together in one room apartment. Just because you have money you went ahead and marry her.
Listen, when you approach a woman and you found out that she's in love with someone else probably the man is poor, don't use your money to take the woman away from the man. If not, you will regret for the rest of your life.

She will marry you no doubt because all her mates are getting married and also to please the parents BUT will go back to sleep with her poor ex boyfriend because that's whom she truly loves not you.
That's why some Married Women no longer have feelings for their husbands after marriage. S#X now become a war.

It is as if they are in bondage because this is not the man they supposed to ended up with.
They settled for whom is ready not whom they love and this is the BEGINNING OF INFIDELITY IN MARRIAGE.
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WHO AGREES WITH THIS?????

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