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Friday, November 15, 2024

Labour Room Drama

This is funny.....


Good afternoon my Sdk family, make I gist una ooo....
  I been do family planning oo, cos I already have two girls and the economy is not  friendly..
On that very hot evening my husband started acting funny, even though we were on family planning, we still de practice withdrawal style, Oga come de tell me some kain sweet sweet things, before i know it, we have chopped the forbidden seed....
My pregnancy was smooth but not without drama, na so I de waka from domot to domot de find food, I even chop for enemy house, I ate food I can't pronounce their names and once say you dey chop am, it's good for me too, i ate bitter kola and kolanut like my life depended on it...

I was not in good terms with my husband because he believed I removed my family planning and intentionally took in cos to him, I was in dire need of a son...
I couldn't share my journey with him, he only gave me monies for anti natal..

I was always begging this man to touch me, most times he will reluctantly do it, I no send am ooo, body de sweet me, I went for scan, they tried knowing the gender of the baby, but the baby's legs were closed, they couldn't see nothing, they said it's a thing girl child's does, my husband loves his kids and doesnt have problems with another girl child and even me too so my joy was not touched, my own was to meet this baby wey no gree for medical science...

On the day of delivery, ii went to the hospital and t was a smooth ride, before you say jack, I don pop am out, and na boy...
As I no craze that day, Stella I no go craze again, the pikin looked too cute but e too big, them come tear my kpekus finish, but it's worth it please, i attached the photo for your eyes alone....

LOL.. sorry about the kpekus and congrats on the babys successful birth...

32 comments:

  1. Lagos Mainland Girl15 November 2024 at 13:40

    Awww
    How lovely
    Beautiful labour room story

    Now your husband won't carry face again because it's a Boy. Lol
    Congratulations Poster

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  2. Congratulations.... "them come tear my kpekus finish, but it's worth it please"
    this statement really got to me

    Hmmmmm may the child bring you abundant Joy & happiness

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  3. Congratulations on the smooth journey and delivery. Oluwa a wo o

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  4. Congratulations πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰, sorry about the tear,I hope your kpekus don heal.

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  5. Awww, see as i dey smile all through the postπŸ₯°. Poster congratulations, God bless and keep your son healthy, Amen

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  6. Your chronicle is funny. congratulations to you and family

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  7. CONGRATULATION TO YOU AND FAMILY MA

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  8. Awwww, I missed this segment here.

    Sorry about your kpekus, it will heal up soon.

    Congratulations to you and yours.πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚

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  9. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ This is so funny I laughed throughout...Congratulations Mama Bornboy

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  10. Why the baby close leg nauπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Congratulations πŸŽ‰, God works in miraculous ways!

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  11. Awwwwwwww, congratulations
    Boi boi you are wellcome oo
    Kpekus sorry ooo...

    Hello iya Boys

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    1. Congratulations to you!

      Same like mine! 2 lovely girls and the topping , a boy

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  13. Congratulations mamaπŸ₯°
    May God bless and keep the baby.

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  14. I'm a tailor and I sew kpekus more than clothes πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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  15. Congratulations to you

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  16. Abeg...does it mean d family planning failed even while still on it?

    Congratulations to you...God bless ur baby

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  17. Nothing under heaven is 100%certain including family planning ,it is only God mercies that is sure,steady and 100%certain may it be yours and yours for ever in Jesus name

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  18. Thank God for the safe delivery πŸ™
    May God bless and keep the new born πŸ’–

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  19. Congratulations !!!

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  20. Congratulations poster
    Sorry about your kpekus wey dem tear, don't worry e go heal, just take care of yourself well well..

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  21. Congratulations to your family.

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  22. Awwww..I really miss this column..
    Congratulations poster..May God keep him in perfect health and continue to provide for your family.

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  23. My dear congratulations to you, who say e dey easy eeh πŸ™„

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  24. This was my story 13yrs back
    Congratulations πŸŽ‰πŸ‘

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  25. I had a very good laugh, congratulations on your new baby

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