Friday In House News

 ThankGodItsFRIDAY!!!

IN HOUSE MEMO

How you dey? What a beautiful day!

Enjoy the rest of the day......I am trying to meander between Blogging and making Bolognese sauce for Noodles..

Stellas Singles Mingle post wil be up on Sunday December 1, 2024 by 2pm....Get your comments to post ready and please remember that your phone numbers will be spelt out in words- caps... example is ZERO EIGHT ZERO...... cos i dont understand Ndiblogger these days....

Catch my hugs and remember that your Blessing will catch you by Surprise!!!

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LAST SET OF RECIPIENTS FOR N100K BUSINESS GIVEAWAY

These are the last set of giveaway recipients......
Christmas giveaway loading...None of the people chosen for the recent business giveaway will be chosen for the upcoming Christmas giveaway.Please note this and DO NOT APPLY when make a post on it

BV Amebo corner -Needs it to add to Business

BV KAVETAL - needs giveaway to buy a good dehydrator, 1000grm grinder , 200holes encapsulating machine for his health and wellness business. never gotten business giveaway before

Bv LAGOS MAINLAND GIRL -- Needs a giveaway for her textile business. never gotten before

Bv Laneminder - needs giveaway to boost his/her thrift business. never gotten business giveaway before

Bv TASTE BLISS CAKES -- needs giveaway for her business. got 50k last year

OLORI JOJO: Needs giveaway for her clothing business.never gotten business giveaway before

BV Otobong--- needs business giveaway to start selling noodles and eggs . never gotten any giveaway before.

Congrats to all...Please send me your account details at night unfailingly....

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CHOOSE WHAT YOU FIGHT FOR WISELY

 I once asked a very successful woman to share her secret with me. 

She smiled and said to me.. 

“I started succeeding when I started leaving small fights for small fighters. 

I stopped fighting those who gossiped about me..

I stopped fighting with my in laws..

I stopped fighting for attention..

I stopped fighting to meet public expectation of me..

I stopped fighting for my rights with stupid people..

I left such fights for those who have nothing else to fight..

And I started fighting for 

my vision, 

my dreams, 

my ideas and 

my destiny. 

The day I gave up on small fights is the day I started becoming successful.”

Some fights are not worth your time.

Choose what you fight for wisely.

~Amazing startups

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WEIRD FACTS
---Don’t be afraid of death, be afraid of an unlived life.

---Being alone is a power that very few can handle.

----Dogs' sense of smell is 40 times more powerful than humans' — they have 300 million olfactory receptors.

----Too many people are trying to find the right person instead of being the right person.

----Be a voice, not an echo.
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INTERESTING NARRATIVE

  So there was this married man that was asking me out close to where I have my business. He came to fix his car and took my number to help me keep an eye on something.

He was cutting corners and talking through the side of his mouth.

I told him I'm in my 30s, I'm not a child of 23, 26 or 28 that is yet to figure out what she wants... so Oga, what do you want?

And he said he wants friends with benefits...

This was where I started laughing.

I asked him if he wants to marry me, he said no,

I asked him if he wants a baby, he said no,

So he wants only sex, that is what he wants to benefit from me.

I told him I want my bills paid, thats the benefits I want... and he started defining what prostitution means

So I asked him, 

The benefits you want from me is sex,

But you can't give me the benefit I want?

He said what I should want should be sex, I told him I have vibrator and toys for that.

He said I need a real man, I asked him if hi. that can't stay with his wife is the real man?

He avoided me for a while... I guess he was thinking about it.

One day he called me and said he has sent me recharge card... when I checked it was 5k...

He said it so proudly like it was 500k recharge card!

After about a week, he asked for my account details that he wants to send me money to make my hair,

Then he sent me 30k

The day he sent that 30k, he started pestering me asking me when we would see.

I told him I was travelling that when I'm back, I'll chat him up.

Then he started calling, He gave me more than 30 missed calls, I was going through airport protocols so I didn't pick up.

He started sending WhatsApp messages, calling me a scammer and a thief. 

Then he called me on video call.

I was inside the aircraft of Qatar Airways waiting to take off.

I picked the call and calmly told him "I told you I was travelling and you started abusing me and calling me names because you sent me miserable 30k, please can you kindly send your account details so I can send you back the 30 million Naira that has turned me to a thief"

When he saw I was inside an aircraft, he apologised and said he thought I was telling lies and all that... I ended the call and asked him to send his account details for me. He didn't.

As I was posting my photos of myself touring Europe, he was replying my WhatsApp status "enjoy your vacation, France is a beautiful place, Switzerland is beautiful but cold"

I told him,

I thought you were financially capable to afford friends with benefit but it's obvious you can't. If as a married man, you're still struggling with 500k, 200k, you should stay with your wife.

To be faithful is very cheap and easy. Adultery is expensive, Cheating is expensive, maintaining a side chick is not 5k for recharge card or 30k to make hair and giving me 100 missed calls with 500 WhatsApp messeges because I didn't run to a hotel to open my mewmew for you. Stay with your wife Oga.

He apologised and said many things... I didn't care. I've told him my mind. Stay with your wife and manage with her.

When he saw that I was back from my trip, he sent me messages asking about my trip... I didn't answer, he called me and asked me if I was okay, I told him I was fine. Then he sent me 20k and sent me the transfer receipt on WhatsApp 

I sent him a message, "You have sent me 20k, so when do you give me 50 missed calls again and call EFCC on me?"

He said it's for ice-cream that I should allow the past be in the past.

Cheating is not for poor men,

Adultery is not for a broke man who wants a young girl... go date women your age, they don't need your money, they just want companionship.

Me, I am dating for financial stability, or commitment. And when I want money, it's not 10kobo.

He has been chatting me since June trying to form a conversation, I have totally ignored him.

Last month, he send me 100k and sent the transfer receipt on WhatsApp 

I sent him this emoji "🙄"

He sent me "🤣😋😍😘" and said I am looking down on him that I should just hold it first that he would show me he is the real Odogwu.

Yesterday he called me "Nne, what are your plans for the Christmas?"

I told him I'm looking for a 3bedroom accommodation for me and my family that all we have been seeing is 1.8 million and 2 million.

He asked when we want to move?

I said before Christmas.

He said he would see what he can do before 15th of December.

Odugwu!!!

It looks like I have found my ATM, my cashback, my knight in crispy notes

If you're a married man that is broke... stay with your wife.

Adultery is not for the poor and broke.

If you're a young girl dating a broke married man, you have no sense.

If you're dating a young man, at least you know you stand a chance of the future with him and he would show you off...

A married man will not marry you,

He would be hiding you,

He would save your name as "Plumber, mechanic, Electrician"

He doesn't love you,

They just love your youthfulness and when they are done, they will move unto the next young girl.

If he gets you pregnant he would deny that child attention, love and money then hide it from his immediate family,

You would be mocked and called a single mother over a man that wasn't worth it.

You would be saddle with the responsibility of raising a child for someone that has found their new sidekick.

If a married man comes to you, tell him you are dating them for his money, don't let them deceive you that they love you, that their marriage was a mistake to their wives, that their family forced them to marry her after their wives got pregnant to trap them... it is a lie o.

All these Suspects do is lie lie and lie to women.

Make your demands sisters,

Make sure you're benefitting something from that relationship.

If they tell you that tradition allows a man to have more than one woman, tell them to make moves to marry by seeing your family and pay your bride price.

Remind them that the tradition for polygamy is for financially comfortable men... not 30k struggling men.

   BY OmaJim

Hahahahahhahahahhahahaha Interesting!

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