Friday In House News

 Hailings to the start of a beautiful weekend...

IN HOUSE MEMO...

Hope your day is going on well? its a really dull day on my side but i love the weather.....no sun and not too cold but cold!!!...Its the kind of cold that you know that you dont have choice and must bear..lol

BV North dakota, i saw your comment yesterday, my dear if its you welcome back but  i cant choose you among the recipients OK? Dont stay outta sight again sweetie..

BV Jeweluchi chocnoir your number aint going through and i didnt see the alleged email you sent oh...check am again......I miss you.

what else oh? It is what it is.....

Warm hugs!!!

Do some of you have thing sto sell or things to dash out? just indicate and i will do a post for it...Are you japa-ing and need to sell of some of your stuff at reduced prices? let us know!

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MADAM AMEBO CORNER..

I boarded a bus today, I was traveling to my village, I had some emergency and on our way, I met this guy in the vehicle, even while we were waiting at the bus park, this guy was buying things like amu robber...

 he was eating everything they hawked past him and he never asked me to join him, so immediately the vehicle left, he dozed off....

 This guy no let me rest, he was lying on my body, na so i go push am comot he go still come back and he snores.....
I angrily woke him up, this guy come de ask me where are we, I told him we are just approaching sambisa forest, na there quarrel start oo, he said I am very stupid for responding to him like that, that he can marry me, feed me forever and his account won't feel it, I kept quiet I no utter one word, this guy continued to rant and threaten......
He told the driver to send me out of the vehicle that he's ready to pay twice for my seat, one man told the driver to send him out that he's a nuisance, that he's ready to pay thrice the price for his own seat, na so he face the man oo, two of them come continue the quarrel, at some point the man asked the driver to drop him that he had gotten to his destination, them drop am ooo, as he got down eeh, he dragged the guy with him, come use blow scatter scatter all him mouth for am.

Driver came down, i thought he wanted to separate fight, he came and brought down the guys bag, got back inside and we zoomed off, these two guys were busy exchanging blows, all that food wey that guy chop go disappear from those hot blows

Hahahahahhahahhaha you for follow come down nau as dem dey beat the guy wey chop all and sundry.......That your sambisa response cracked me up badly.....You sef get longa throat, as he no offer you food you bein push am comot for your body...meanwhile maybe he was not sleeping oh cos i heard some guys do that and if you allow dem they will start to pwess bwess...

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"WRONG THINGS WIVES DO

1. The wife that wins all arguments with her husband is not wise. The home is not a law court

2. The wife that uses sex as a weapon in the home – placing embargo, going to bed in jeans shorts and trousers – lacks wisdom.

3. The wife that uses the modern trends and laws of “women’s rights” to insult or ridicule her husband simply makes a fool of herself.

4. A woman that makes her home devoid of peace through bickering, nagging and quarrels needs help. A man should be eager to run away from office to be at home, for that should be the safest and coziest place on earth for him.

5. Modern-day equality in marriage does not mean competition. It simply means partnership. Taking advantage of such equality to turn around and become the de facto head of the home and oppress the man is tantamount to playing with fire. If you destroy your home, soon you will be the boss of an empty home.

6. A wise wife makes the man feel so good that he assumes that he is the head. Once he gets that feeling, the woman gently wields her power and the head actually turns to wherever the neck wants with itout a protest.

7. A wife that does not pull herself away from friends’ influence and advice or even from the control of her mother and father will have herself to blame.

8. When a man is looking for a wife, he bypasses women of different shapes and sizes to choose a wife. But soon after childbirth, many women hide under the excuse of childbirth to let go of themselves. Many stop bothering about their looks, shape, dressing, etc. Within 5 years of marriage, people start wondering if the wife is the man’s aunt, even though she is 7 years younger. Her defense is that if he truly loves her, he should love her the way she is. But when looking for a wife, he saw people like the present YOU and ignored them and settled for the former YOU. Today, you go to bed smelling of onions and pap. You go to bed wearing grandmothers’ clothes. Why are you playing with your marriage? Love is not about looks – we all know. But looks enhance love and marriage. There is a difference between someone disfiguring herself and the person being disfigured by an accident. Please don’t be complacent. As hard as it may be, work on looking like you were when he first saw you and began the chase.

9. If every night you are tired, sleepy, sore, down with headache or fever, “not in the mood,” you are a joker, a serious comedian!

10. If your children suddenly become more important to you than your husband, you need prayers.

11. If you assume that as the woman, only you need to be pampered and fussed over while the man is a stone that has no emotions, you need to be pitied.

12. A woman that has the mind of a wife does not excite her husband. Wives are usually complacent and presumptuous. A wife must strive to have the mind of a girlfriend. A girlfriend is always nicer, sweeter, more loving and always thinking of ways to wow her sweetheart; a girlfriend does not try to win all arguments, does not call the man a “useless man”, is not careless about her looks or dressing, always smiles and laughs with the man, sends the man sweet messages and calls, etc. Are you your husband’s girlfriend in word and in deed?

13. When you rely on your beauty, cookings, character, connections and bedroom performance alone to keep your man and your home intact without putting God in the picture, you’ve missed it. Put God first in your home. 

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