This is an SDK Blog style to the viral video challenge
Let us share some of the weird/funny/annoying /interesting things we do in our closets.... You can confess something really bad under anonymous if you want
Let me start.......
-I like the scent of my 'mess' (Hey its mine)
-I sometimes snack in the toilet cos its super clean
-I stay awake when others are sleeping watching zeeone
- I use sliced bread to eat Okro soup.....
-I like the scent of my 'mess' (Hey its mine)
-I sometimes snack in the toilet cos its super clean
-I stay awake when others are sleeping watching zeeone
- I use sliced bread to eat Okro soup.....
-I bite my nails when i am hungry..
I eat white rice and okro, and I enjoy it.
ReplyDeleteSometimea if i'm snacking and it drops on the floor, i pick it, blow and eat it. After all, my house is clean.
good, that's the 5 seconds rule 😀
DeleteI like fucking lonely horny housewives.
DeleteBeautiful Wednesday morning.
DeleteMy heart 💗 is full of joy, as my elder sister got her Canadian citizenship yesterday. 💃💃💃💃🎉🎉🎉💗💗💗
I scan through a crowd of men who seee who has David Beckham kind of bow legs ❤️
ReplyDeleteI want my dream man to have stretch marks on his arms
I get confused with left and right hand..So I sing the Father Abraham song to remind me
This your second paragraph crack me up aswear🤣🤣
DeleteMe I can hold my phone with one hand while eating the other hand
ReplyDeleteOnce I get home the first I do is to pull everything, no more putting on anything till the next day
Once I lie down after the days stress ,,the first thing I will say is ThankGod for today
When I want to eat the last food I dont dish it out I eat it inside the pot
Lol, bread and okro.. Jesu.
ReplyDeleteI takes husband money when he's not looking.
I steal meat from my own pot.. Lol
I can stay a week without posing, if I gas, u go faint. Lol
I hardly gets angry..
I smell my plate of food before eating. I must bring it closer to my nose and perceive it before i can eat it. Very bad habit.
ReplyDelete#WeListenWeDontJudge.
Lol not judging but I remember when my daughter started was attempting to start this behaviour at 3 or so I use shout pursue am. Especially when she does it to my food. At almost 5. Can't remember the last time she did it
DeleteNot judging o. Anyone I see doing this I consider to be a bush villager. Extremely bush villager. Imagine lifting a plate of food to your nose like a buffalo even in public.
DeleteI snack on biscuits, nuts, fruit even when I'm full
ReplyDeleteI sometimes mix dry ijebu garri with sugar, milk and groundnuts just to whyne my mouth
I sniff my paents once I pull it off 🥱🫣
I walk naked when I'm home alone 🤭🤪
I wake up to clean my apartment in the middle of the night, especially harmattan period
I don't get bored,I have loads of stuff to keep me busy even if there's no light
I don't sleep naked 🤔
Yeaaa, I sniff my paent too🤪
DeleteI love to be naked, especially this hot season.
Your no 3 and 4,I am sitting comfortably on the table 😎
DeleteParis, if I may ask, how does your pant smell like.
DeleteMy head is blank, I cant remember any for now.😊
ReplyDeleteI wake up 4:44am daily, Pray and drink Whiskey and eat Chocolate . And When wen i am Busy, I Binge and end up not eating thru out the Day.
ReplyDeleteSo i have been Size 12 For Years now after 4 Kids.
I dont Like eating. I'd Rather " Snack on Sweet anything than Eat Food.
I Despise people that Always Collect.
I Cannot understand Married People that Cheat.I have been with 1 Man for almost 25years🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
Size 12 after 4kids 👏 keep it up! I hope size 14 amd above are reading and learning. Ehen
DeleteThis snacking over real food. God help me. My daughter does it too and I'm trying to correct it. But anytime I tell her to eat he'll give me this Igbo proverb about mother goat 🐐
DeleteI steal money from my mummy bag
ReplyDeleteI hold my phone with one hand while eating the other hand
I always pick my lips
#WeListenWeDontJudge
I snack on meat or fish straight from the pot because na my money buy am
ReplyDeleteI read in the toilet, used to do so to 'escape' my children, now they are in their twenties and I still enjoy it.
I've got a resting bitch face so people think I'm no fun
I hold on to old and comfortable stuff and wear them to death, for example, hubby gave me Prada trainers for my birthday in June last year and I'm yet to wear them.
I talk to myself alot once I'm alone.
ReplyDeleteHaa! Na so madness dey start.
Delete@ Anonymous 20:07
DeleteIt's very normal.
It's not madness.
I do that too,
DeleteI reharse my speech or presentation before the audience.
LICIOUS BABE
I have conversations in head and sometimes act it out alone.
ReplyDeleteI imagine myself giving speech of my success story in front of a crowd always.
I sniff my pants each time I put it off.
I don't know how to use Snapchat.
Whenever I read, I act it in my inner mind.
I enjoy the smell of my fart.
Whenever someone does something good for me, I'll be thinking of ways to do good things for them too.
Onyingate are you me?
DeleteI do almost all except for the pant sniffing.
Splendor creations
I love to drink water immediately after brushing my teeth in the morning.
ReplyDeleteI like to sleep topless but must wear something to cover my down.
I step out with a top and jeans without wearing any pant under, very bad habit. Lol
If I must drink alcohol occasionally it must be on a Friday night after work or Saturdays.
I love to drink water immediately after brushing my teeth in the morning.
ReplyDeleteI like to sleep topless but must wear something to cover my down.
I step out with a top and jeans without wearing any pant under, very bad habit. Lol
If I must drink alcohol occasionally it must be on a Friday night after work or Saturdays.
Just position your panty liners very well, you are good to go.
Delete# Saynotopaent 🤣
I can't differentiate the sign of less than and greater immediately, I must always think it through mentally.
ReplyDeleteI love eating raw ripe plantains 😫, I am addicted to the smell of wet floor(petrichor)
Lol 🤣😂 I bite my nails, lick my plates when the food is so sweet, use the toilet to read news that I won't get disturbed, sleep naked and sniff myself once once
ReplyDeleteMor
I soliloquize a lot,
ReplyDeleteI love chewing bone,
I love my eggs half boiled,
I have that damsel in distress thing going on, 🥴
I have a sweet tooth,
Tea(chocolate and milk) and bread fills me up really well, i can have it and not eat any other thing for a whole day.
I loooove teas, (i am having black tea now)
I am not nice😝
I am very family oriented
I am the most beautiful girl on earth😁
What else?
Finest Gifty💞💖
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ReplyDeleteI can't predict me most times.
Most people don't know me they just think they do.
I file and clean my fingernails everyday.
I have heightened sense of smell.
I like being alone in a very quiet environment.
I can stay weeks indoors.
I smile a lot and it's a cover for my real thoughts.
I stay months without putting on the TV.
I hate nosiey environment,
DeleteI stay indoor too,
I don't like crowed places
I'm an introvert and l have been trying to become an extrovert, it's not working 😁
I love to be alone even in the midst of friends. You will see me minding my own business especially when we hang out. Sometimes people will ask me why am l moody, but l'm not moody, just my nature. And I can't help it
I can't flaunt my figure online cos l'm too shy🤦
I don't know how to talk to strangers.
Ikeguruw 😃😂
LICIOUS BABE
Me I dnt like wearing pants ooo
ReplyDeleteIf I must wear it will be G-String
I have enough Leggis..
Me and My Kids when we fart we just say pandon me..
I dnt eat Late , size 10 After two kid
I can eat Eba as Breakfast especially when I cook Oha soup or Ogbono soup.
I cry Easily
If me and Oga wanna do me
I will be running around like a virgin 🙄🙄
Hello iya Boys
I chew my finger nails
ReplyDeleteBad thoughts do cross my mind
I enjoy going to the toilet with my phone
I press phone so tey, my eyes will still screaming for help.
ReplyDelete2pm sharp, I don open IHN but if no recharge cards, I get busy with other things and return one hour later.
I love to cook at night, as in night night. I won't even mind using candle to see. I don't know if i am related to ghosts. Somebody help me.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteKuku kill me
Lol 😆
DeleteI eat raw rice to keep my mouth busy even around 1 :00am. Lol bad habit
ReplyDeleteHahaha, l eat raw garri with groundnuts not ijebu gari.
DeleteLICIOUS BABE
Low-key, I feel like taking a trip to Equatorial Guinea to look for Balthazar abi wetin them dey call am. I want to interview him.
ReplyDeleteLol 😆 🤣
DeleteI don't like bathing🤦,only force myself most times
ReplyDeleteI chew my nails alot
I don't feel embarrassed when I am wrong or make excuses when I make a mistake. Before you point out my flaws, I will help you.
ReplyDeleteI love animals(not all) a lot.
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ReplyDeleteYou don't get tired of segs.
DeleteJudging u already lol
DeleteI think some people do too .
I wish I could get over negative emotions swiftly but it's not in me.
@ Slutty, for that your number 3, I had to google it...you are one dark soul!
DeleteI have different colours of handbags but would rather carry just one for the longest time until I am yabbed.
ReplyDeleteI have so many black, almost lookalike shoes that I sometimes mistakenly wear different pairs and won't notice until I get to the office.
Lol 😆 🤣 😂
DeleteYou are very funny 😁
I do used draw soup and eat white rice, I'm addicted to one bra😁
ReplyDelete1.I pray to God about PHCN (Outage)and once Light is restored, I thank God in a Prayer Form
ReplyDelete2.I always visit the White House Naked and I must read or press my phone to activate I prefer reading Novels to watching Movie, cos I form the Images in my Head and I love the feelings from the Novel. You can’t compare Novel and Movies sha
3.I only wear Gstring even during Auntie Red’s Visit. I hate NormL Pants
4.I Love eating Ice because I’m Iron Deficient.
5.I Love Swallow sometimes in the Morning especially Nsala Soup and Pounded Yam
6.I always Wash my Plates after Eating or Cooking.
I hate dirty Things
I love being Naked at home I must take my Bath at Least twice esp at Night.
1.I pray to God about PHCN (Outage)and once Light is restored, I thank God in a Prayer Form
ReplyDelete2.I always visit the White House Naked and I must read or press my phone to activate I prefer reading Novels to watching Movie, cos I form the Images in my Head and I love the feelings from the Novel. You can’t compare Novel and Movies sha
3.I only wear Gstring even during Auntie Red’s Visit. I hate NormL Pants
4.I Love eating Ice because I’m Iron Deficient.
5.I Love Swallow sometimes in the Morning especially Nsala Soup and Pounded Yam
6.I always Wash my Plates after Eating or Cooking.
I hate dirty Things
I love being Naked at home I must take my Bath at Least twice esp at Night.
I like getting paid for a job that I did not do 🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteYou people should come back and tell us how ya fart sound ooo
ReplyDeleteWhy una dey avoid the messing part nahh..
I Love this ,I Love that
Una no dey Mess ni..🤸🤸
Hello iya Boys
I build mansions in my head 😃
ReplyDeleteI want to meet the U.S president someday
I dreamt about enyinna nwigwe and Jerry Williams, oh how l love Jerry's voice, l don't know if he's single.
I'm an introvert but l try to be extrovert but it's not working for me,🤦
I'm always on my own even when l hang out with people, you will see me minding my business, my friends will be asking me why am I moody, l will just laugh and tell them to live me alone , but l'm not moody, l don't know what to do about this, even in the house. Sometimes l will be in the room with you for hrs without talking to you, is not that we are quelling but that's my nature, my mum does this too, but she's no more😭💔.
I wash my pants everyday especially while bathing, l can also wash my clothes altogether. I don't know how to pileup clothes for days,
I eat a lot, anything l love eating, that thing done finished, l can sneak out in the night to go and buy what l love eating if it's not cooked
I like soft drink and non alcoholic wine
I don't joke with my sleeping time
I compos music and sing only in the house
I like short skirts
I like handbag
I can stay indoor for weeks, you won't see me outside except l need something badly maybe to buy somethings outside
You won't hear my voice expect when my younger ones are around cos they will force you to shout or to beat them.
I don't know how to beat children.
I hate dirty environment, reason why l clean the house often, l don't like the floor toilet to be wet, l want my toilet and bathroom neat always.
I wear pants and bra when l'm alone.
I don't know how to be naked
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I hate nosiey environment
I eat garri and groundnuts raw🤦
I smell my armpits 😃
I don't like hairs on my Vg and armpits 😃😂.
I like neat people and l try to be their friends but l'm to shy when it comes to the opposite sex. I don't know how to flaunt my figure online.🤦 I'm too shy . Na for online l get mouth
You won't believe this. I don't know the colour of my neighbors chair, l hardly enter anybody's room except for business purposes. I don't know some of my neighbors 😂😀 which kind human being l be.
Bad odour irritates me.
I don't like when someone clean their noise with their hands 😷🤮 instead of handkerchief
People that senize and yon anyhow, l don't like it, use your hernky
People who don't clean their eyebud after bath, or people that pour split on the floor, 🤮🤮🤮🤢😷🤮 it irritates me. Infact l don't share my personal stuff with people.
My spoon is always in my bag😀😂😀😀 in case l see free food 😂🤣🤣🤣 l like food.
If you want to punish me just starve me, and l will hate you 😂🤣🤣
Imagine visiting you in your hse and you didn't give me a delicious meal when l know you can afford it, haa me l no go come your hse again, 😀😂😂🤣 na food we dey use welcome visitors in my house.
We eat a lots in my house in large quantity.
You can call us foody😂🤣😀
Una good morning