TUESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

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IN HOUSE MEMO

I salute everybody today.....

Make sure that you have a nice day and stay out of harms way.....Dont lose your smile.......

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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD 

When I had my first child after the six weeks post natal checkup, we were directed to the family planning clinic, which I gladly went to because I didn’t want any mistakes and all. I had read a lot online and was looking forward to a more detailed explanation by the health workers, and I had a lot of questions, too.

We were around six first time moms when I got there, the nurse in charge gave a brief speech of about three minutes and announced that the only available family planning method was the IUD( intrauterine device) and asked we make payment so she can go ahead.  I was shocked, she gave no rooms for questions and all. 

I walked away quietly and went somewhere else.

I got a detailed explanation with the new person I consulted with, and I could ask all the questions I wanted. There was no single family planning method available that didn’t have its own side effects, and they all have a way of messing up a woman’s body.

The most tiresome side effects for me are the waist pain, incessant bleeding, and mood swings. 

Guess what?.... There is a family planning method without side effects, it’s one of the most effective form of birth control, it’s not so painful, easily reversible in the first five years and can be done in fifteen minutes. 

Vasectomy........ it’s a male birth control that cuts the supply of sp#rms to the s#men. Yet there is hardly any awareness about it. It's easy on the men, and still, I  have never seen it been pushed as an easy alternative. I went to the general hospital where I stayed to make enquiries, and they said they had just done one procedure in more than five years. 

I wish there was more awareness and willingness on the men to take this route than putting extra burden on the woman.

So did your husband agree to do it?I dont think any man will agree to having his tubes cut oh....LOL

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MEMO TO MEN WHO HAVE SENSE

''If as a man,you married a lady because of her body stature..you might get disappointed at some point..

 I remembered I got married 2 year after and I still looked so bony…sometimes I will be asking myself how is this man enjoying all this bone up and and down and still won die untop me…after I had my first child I gained some weight,today my husband is buying “skipping rope” for me as gift so I can loose excess weight.

My little advise to men out there…before you get married,have it at the back of your mind that child birth will alter a woman’s body,the skin,bwess and down below may not retain its integrity but it’s part of the sacrifice we make as a woman.

Don’t compare your woman with another,take care of her,love and peace of mind will go a long way to protect her body from too much damage.

Namaste''

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I hope the Blog Kings read this to the end

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21 LIES WE WERE TOLD WHILE GROWING UP IN AFRICA

The 21 lies our parents told us while we were growing up in Africa  

1. If you drink garri or coke after eating mango, you'll die.
2. You must throw your fallen tooth on the roof before it can grow back.
3. When you sing & wave to the egret birds, you'll get white spots on your fingernails.
4. If it is raining and there is sun at the same time, it means that a lion or monkey is giving birth.
5. India won Nigeria 99-1 in a football match.
6. When you bend and look back in between your legs, you'll see spirits.
7. A mother and her son breaking firewood in the Moon as punishment, because they went to the farm on a Sunday and the Moon carried them.
8. Don't wear rubber bands because it drains blood.
9. If you eat while kneeling, you will never get satisfied because the devil will be taking some.
10. If you blow air inside a pencil sharpener, it won't sharpen pencils anymore.

11. If anyone jumps or crosses you while you're sitting or lying down on the floor, you will never grow tall again until the person repeats the process.

12. If your parents send you on an errand and you came back late, to escape flogging or punishment, you need to tie together certain leaves in the bush.

13. If you come to school late, in order not to feel pains during flogging, you need to put a stone in your mouth.

14. When you swallow a seed, especially African star apple seeds (Udara), it will germinate and grow in your stomach.

15. The coconut water is only for the elders.

16. As a young girl, if a boy touches you, it'll result to pregnancy.

17. If you whistle at night, you're calling the evil spirits and serpents.

18. If someone bites you while fighting and you rub a fowl faeces on it, the person's teeths will fall off.

19. If you sweep the room late in the night, all your blessings will go away.

20. If you look at the mirror at night, you'll see a ghost.

21. If you eat Turkey's meat without burying the head, it will turn to a snake.
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I did that number 18 eh and nothing happened to her teeth, i kept watching her for months and then i fought with someone and there was a bite, I checked my teeth everyday until i forgot about it.....Anywhere i see fawul, i go dey eye the sh#t...

Number 16, I cried and cried and cried and confessed to my dad that i don get belle, after beating me well well, they asked who was responsible, i said i dont know him an they were confused and asked how..I said it was someone that touched me at the market....See laugh!!!

I can say something about all..hahahahahahahahaha

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