Thursday In House News

 Hailings!!!

IN HOUSE MEMO

How are we today? I hope say you don chop since Morning?I am about to have my first proper meal for the day and its chilli corn carne with basmatti rice from yesterday....

The two people that are yet to send in their details for the giveaway should forget it.............All recipients will be credited tomorrow...that is for those that sent in oh........BV Ummu you are yet to send me what you are supposed to send me...hope you are OK?

I no get power type plenty, make i chop abeg......

See you in other posts.........

Hold up!! These accusations of double ID is becoming too much, Internet rat is that you? Mama Internet rat please help us find out if it is your son doing this? Or do we have new rats from old skin?

There is a phrase that hit me yesterday and i began to undersand why i sometimes cannot forgive some people oh....The phrase is ''Forgiveness is not memory loss'' hmmmm!!!!

#OK Bye

xoxoxoxoxooxoxoox

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SIDECHICS ARE FAMILY MEMBERS

Nowadays, Side chics are now family members, they sit with your husband's friends and colleagues when he invites them to an occasion. They know you, but you don't know them. You see that table your husband's friends are sitting during that occasion , your husband's side chic is there, stop giving them big big meat,special food and drinks. 

Your husband might decide to serve the table himself...

watch out for that table and decode.

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This thing is so true cos I know a guy that gisted me that his sidechi is always around him and his wife but she comes with his single friends and acts as the girlfriend of one of them.....She knows everything about the wife, has same car and same house like her but the wife knows nothing...I just told him that one day would be one day...

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IF SDK BLOG WAS A POLITICAL PARTY

TEEJAY – He is a political candidate vying for Male Rep position. He goes for rally upon rally to gain voters with the help of Dante – his campaign manager. However, the voters don’t like his manifesto and he will not likely get voted into office since his voters’ base are mostly women. He knows women will want to vote for him but he has to follow everything his campaign manager tells him.
Whenever he goes for door-to-door campaigns, he does not hesitate to collect the phone numbers of beautiful & well-endowed women and depending how beautiful they are, he promises to provide boreholes and bridges at every sq. meter if he is voted in and then wonders how to fulfill those promises.

DANTE – Invariably, he is also a political candidate, another top contender for Male Rep position. His manifesto is riddled with women bashing and telling women that they will cry if they do not vote for him. He goes further knocking on people’s doors and addressing women rather than canvassing for votes. Teejay also tags along with Dante to keep warning the men to stop simping and come out enmasse to vote on election day.
He will not win because of his brash manifesto.

EKA JOY – A strong female candidate vying for the same political seat. Her political insignia is the STALLION which best describes her strength. Women are her staunch supporters. She is fierce. During her rallies, she comes for the jugular of Dante and Teejay. All the women love her and she is the most bankable politician and people has promised to vote her in massively. And no, she needs no campaign manager because everyone volunteers to secure her win for the political seat.

ALI B – He is the resident councillor & popular politician repping the party well. All party members have full confidence in him because he is very dependable. He also encourages his constituents to be law abiding and forth right starting from their families.

MARTINS – A staunch party man who has been with the party for years serving in various capacities. He believe in the party so much. A valuable politician who is very resourceful within and outside his ward. He makes ward meetings very interesting. He is a wise man whom the party chairman seeks his counsel whenever there are party issues. He serves in the board of trustees.

CANDY – Bubbly politician who discovers ‘’hidden treasures’’ around the political party. She also advises her constituents to look around their environment as they can find something helpful to increase the household income. She is the woman leader and everybody loves to be around her.

PARIS – Another woman leader of SDK Party. She is a strong supporter of sports and she organizes & sponsors grassroot football tournaments. She believes the youth can be empowered through football and you will find her at the community football pitch, counselling young men to shun vices and violence. She is loved by everyone especially the youth because every football game is like a carnival with plenty refreshment to go round.

OSHODI DSS – I-just-came-back dude who is new in the political scene. He wants to make his own mark by spreading love and light politics but he is met with a culture shock of rogbodiyan with some unhappy members who feel threatened by his presence. Little do they know that he is more concerned about party funds given to ‘’party faithfuls’’ rather than cross-carpeting party members.

SHOOTERGYAL – Sergeant-At-Arms for the party chairman & Secretary. She suffers no fools that tries to cause commotions, calls out those who are after the party funds instead of actively contributing, making sure committed and party faithfuls are recognized & rewarded, does not allow ‘’plus size’’ members into the party and goes all out to protect and defend the party leadership.

GLORY O & CHIKA – Two peas in a pod. Just joined the party, they are all over the place without understanding the ropes & rules. During party meetings, you find them bickering about unrelated topics in an almost folie à deux fashion. Both possess mirror & twin personalities. They are currently under scrutiny and observations about their reasons for joining.

BY SDK OBSERVER

So i wanna know why you chose these names out of all the IDs on the blog?It is not fair reporting abeg, there are more interesting characters you could have added.........Please complete the report or crash this political party...Ah ah you didnt even include the person who formed the party........

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