Sunday In House Gists - Comment Section Gists Boulevard

Time to catch a recap of what happened these past days on the Blog's two favourite segments....

Sunday spontaneous post was divine, praise worship, love, preaching, BVs came out in full force and tears of joy overflowed.

An Anon wondered how a person would be jobless for years and nothing for the person but when e manages to get the tiniest job, talks of paying tithes would be flying from every corner.

Blog nurse, Miss H narrated to BVs her very huge milestone. Apparently, her cousin's wife was in l#bour and there was no way she'd be taken to the hospital and she was their last resort. With fear, bravery and her small first aid pack, she delivered the prettiest baby girl! Like a pro, she cleaned the cutie, cut the umbilical cord. Miss H was in total awe because she didn't believe she could do something as huge as that alone for a first timer. BVs congratulated her.

On Monday in house news, BV Slim Shaddy explained that she saying one would "hardly" see a man that's not into Yahoo or has any cockroach in his cupboard is by connection doesn't mean she's accusing ALL men to be frauds. BVs disagreed with her, they told her that the number of hardworking men with legitimate source of income outnumbers the fraudulent ones by a very wide margin.

Modest BV, Teemah G happily tutored BVs the benefits of using a cheap phone. She said she changed her phone screen for 18k compared the the numerous thousands of naira those with good, quality, expensive and sophisticated phones would pay.
On Tuesday Spontaneous post, A list celeb, Dante was sick and almost collapsed, BVs held him and prayed he recovers quickly. After acknowledging the numerous greetings and concerns, he asked his new blog bestie, Eka joy if she wouldn't wish him well. Eka saw the message, advised her new bestie Dante to do HIV tests because symptoms dey Sabi hide and whine patients. #Loveliveshere #wefighttomakeup.
A lot of BVs agreed collectively that when they see someone they're not in good terms with, irrespective of size/status/gender, they'd skip a breath and their heart would start beating very fast.

On Tuesday in house news, Stella announced; Miss H, Ali B, Christopher A, Triple C, Paris Savannah, Cynthia, Lora, Slim Shaddy, Black Slimzy and omo brizzle as recipients of 50k giveaway......
According to Stella, their consistency and dedication made them worthy to be recipients while BV Miss H was chosen because she's a student and her mom can't shoulder all the responsibilities alone.
The money was sent last night and most of them acknowledged on todays spontaneous post....Hopefully they will all acknowledge in tomorrows in house news or SP...

Philosopher, Iya Nimi revealed to BVs that elder sisters are ambitious and usually too envious of their younger siblings if things soft for them first. BVs disagreed with her, they schooled her on how loving big sisters are and how they sacrifice a lot for the success of their younger siblings......

RAISE YOUR HANDS IF YOU ARE A BIG SISTER WHO BLESSES HER YOUNGER SIBLINGS

Blog EFCC and face of beauty, Shooter gyal congratulated SOME of the giveaway recipients, BV mom Ella didn't not allow those Shooter congratulated to catch it before asking her if it's her money and also promised her that one day, it(giveaway) would reach her so that she'd stop sulking. BVs disapproved of Mom Ella's comment, they told her Shooter gyal didn't mention her name.....HMMMMMMMMMM

On Wednesday spontaneous post, BV ExcelB sadly informed BVs that she lost her 9weeks and 2 days pregnancy. So sorry Excelb, may God comfort you and give you double for your loss soon.
On Wednesday in house news, BV big Mama crashed the Blog's internet when she posted her picture. It was her wedding anniversary as well. She also thanked Stella for how she helped her flourish her business. Big mama fine dieeee. She sent lots of rechard cards to BVs.

Stella told BV Dante that he earned her respect for how he chatted with dagbana choko, Ekajoy. She told Dante to do away with the tohtoh, carry on with the blokus behavior because being/acting like a real man suits him. She went on to pray that Ekajoy and Dante become best of friends in future so that their bestieship would unite their numerous fans across the world. #EKADAN #Loveliveshere #Wefighttomakeup #daneka #fromenemiestobesties
An Anon pointed out that BVs Glory O and Chika (Chikalicious) are same persons. The Anon called on the Blog's dss and experts to take note and investigate accordingly.
BV Chika on sighting the Anon denied the allegations. She pointed out to BVs that BV Glory O speaks/writes confirm, posh and polished English while she makes do with her cut and join grammar
BV Glory O and her polished grammar carried placards, went "into the streets" and staged protests. She protested against the allegation heaped on her head and shouted that the deaf would hear that she's not BV Chika.
BV Glory O stated that she's amongst the blog ancestors but stopped commenting due to bad phone and life. She said in her ancestral days, she commented rarely with her blog ID and anonymously most of the times. After she picked up, she "rebrated"(sic) from life's ups and downs after intense fasting and prayers.

BV Iya yin clarified that she's veteran BV, iyalaje of blogsphere and that she's NOT on the blog for giveaways.

On Thursday spontaneous post, BV Emerald narrated how she taught a dyslexic child, with patience, love and persistence, he was able to read and write after 15yrs.
An Anon cried out bitterly that he/she is tired of the country and regrets moving back to her/his father's house. The Anon said moving back don cause plenty see finish for himlher.
On Thursday in house news, Stella told BVs complaining about too much adverts to be calming down. She told them that SDKblog is her only hustle so make dem calm down "enjoy" the adverts like that because she generates revenue from the adverts.....

The pop ups would be reduced from today though, make una no vexs, man must wack from e hustle nah..lol

Stella begged Mom Ella to sheath her sword and stop throwing unnecessary insults, directly and indirectly at Shooter gyal.
She also told BVs that are claiming that Shooter calm down because she found love to wrap it up. Stella explained that love is a beautiful thing and calming down to respect the one that has interest in her is something to emulate. She said she's a proud shipper of any lucky man that bags Shooter from the blog. Lastly, BVs were told to let Shooter gyal breeff....Shooter should also let them brefff

Stella told the recipients of giveaway to search for the email address used for previous giveaways and send their account numbers.
Miss Aboki on sighting Stella's memo hinted that the email address starts with "chi..." BV Chika no calm down read the comment, she ran to attack Miss Aboki for linking her with upcoming popular BV, Glory O.
On Friday spontaneous post, BV Ali B advised BV Chika to quit shalaying because her shalaye don too much and even if the things heaped upon her head are lies, her chochocho don make am resemble truth.

Teejay and Stella wan use motivation wound each other. As Teejay dey knack motivation give Kings, Stella hold am for neck dey give queens her own. Some Anons were of the point of view that there's only one single, sensible and bankable BV on the blog which is Phoenix.
On Friday in house news, Stella hinted that the next batch of giveaway recipients would be controversial.
On Saturday spontaneous post, enjoyment minister, BV Paris Savannah celebrated her birthday. Her Ade Ori okin, Triple C did not post on time, angry Anons descended on him, asked why he didn't post his love on time.

Saturday Spontaneous post was emotional, BVs were wishing Paris Savannah a happy birthday and wishing Fidel a happy wedding anniversary. Congratulations and good wishes dey fall on top each other.
BV Biz aka SDK's beloved daughter, brought a very sweet, hot gist to the blog. Pls, BVs, go read up, e hot die.
BV Courage, international chef gisted BVs about the ogbono soup she made with catfish. She advised anyone that cares for good food to try it out.

BV Chika misread the catfish courage spelt out multiple times. She changed it to "clayfish" Courage vexed and changed it for her. She told her to locate the nearest church for deliverance abd also asked how she teaches her children their homework.

Stella said the love and light wey dey happen for comment section dey turn her eyes. Infact, maybe na the love and light dey collapse Nigeria's national grid every eke market day.

Till I come your way next week, continue to comment, read and tell everyone you know about SDKblog.
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