MONDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

Hailings on a beautiful Monday.....

IN HOUSE MEMO

How una dey? How everybody body? I am jsut here and feeling so positively happy and wishing that everyone finds that G spot of happiness....

Some people are walking around sad and trying to rope in other people into their sadness, please do not allow them get you...

Dont give them attention......

There is something about me and God, please do not step in between or try to interfer in what God is doing with me...

Dont let jealousy overpower you....

Fight to stay away from trying to feed me negative energy with the hate in your heart cos at the end of the day, you will end up more depressed ,sleepless and without food....

The only prayer i have for those who try to hurt me is that God should bring them to their knees in hunger and lack and that even if they see water to drink, every drop of the water will Judge them, that they will find smile and never see it........

If you are in this boat, that is my prayer for you...

I dont believe in wishing those who hate me well......LOL

Read that again and again and know the reason why you are broke and hungry and roaming the internet like a wasted piece of cow dung that refused to become manure is because you have made a case of trolling me.....

Goodness and mercy will run aay from you when you approach it and you will continue to float all the days of your life and pass on to your children and their children..AMEN

Let me leave you with this ''GOD IS REAL AND HIS MERCIES ENDURE FOREVER....I am a living proof of what God can do with broken glass''

Ok to the good news that always excites me!!!

Our yearly giveaway until Christmas is loading...I am waiting for positive news and will share it here.......

When i am happy, i give out gifts, what do you do when you are happy?

                Say hi to Ella and Ella (Emmanuella and Estella) LOL

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MADAM AMEBO CORNER....
Good day Sdk, how far? One of my friends invited me for a church program in her church, she told me how their pastor can see everything, we no be friends like that so I sincerely didn't want to honor that invitation and she been don drop the church address for me.

Recently things been no dey how I want am and one human side of me kept singing that all is not well, so I decided to visit their church.

 it was a Wednesday morning and I knew they had a program and this friend of mine no dey town, it was a fine opportunity for me cos me no want make them open my can of worms in her presence since the pastor na see finish.

Na so I enter my bottom box come gadge up, that clothe wey I wear na when my brezz stand I buy am, even me know say I looked good, so off i went, as i bounce enter their church, na so my aboki mix-mix perfume wan blind their nose, no matter what you're going through, please smell nice, e get why....HAHAHAHAH

When it got to prophecy time, pastor come start with me oo, he told me that I should be a giver, that the holy Spirit said I don't give (me that gives even when i don't have?), he said a woman of my level and caliber should engage more in giving, that he was seeing a new federal contract handed over to my husband, I nodded (Which husband? The one that dumped me since 1904?) that he's buying me a new car to celebrate it and I should also pray for the baby in my womb, that he's seeing the enemies attacking the child (This pot belly, haven't you done enough?) 

I kept nodding, he said he had other things to say and i should not go unless i see him, i said okay sir, i sat down quietly....
Church closed, I strolled to the front to see him, I wasn't the first person but he cleared the office just to see me, i sat down and he started again, he said they will inflict my husband with a strange illness that might take his life, na so i shout God forbid, I come de cry oo, mumu no know say i be actress.....

He consoled me and prayed in tongues, then told me that to avert it and also save the baby in my womb (me wey no see gbola gbensh for years) that I must build for the Lord so he can build for me, that if my home must be stable, that I should build a stable home for the lord, I told him if that was all, he said yes, I told him that it was not a problem at all, I begged him to allow me tell my husband first, he said no problem, i told him that i will transfer 1 million naira to him to buy pulpit and mic, he was so happy (me wey never see food chop), so i acted like I was trying to transfer but blamed the network....

So he wrote his details and also his phone number and told me that after sending the money, that I should call him by 12am for a special prayers (Oga if I get 50k I for no come your church oo, mtchewww), na so i take cut out oo, I told him I didn't drive cos I don't know my way around town that much, he saw me off to the road (as a special customer with his over bleached face), to maintain my steeze, i took keke drop for an amount wey i no get, he asked if i was not going to ask the amount, i said no need that my safety is more paramount, he waved and we zoomed off...
This my friend has been going around singing about how her pastor is this and that and vex never let me tell am say her pastor na scam, I didn't go past 2 poles before dropping that piece of paper...

Some days ago something happened at the shop and she kept saying that her pastor predicted it and they prayed and sowed seed for it but it still happened, I told her why the pastor's prayer no divert the evil...
She said if the evil was diverted, she for no believe say her pastor dey real, so it gats happen for her to know say her pastor na godsent, na there
I just shut up ooo.... May God help us to know God for ourselves through reading his word not from all this fake god of men who see nothing and yet claim they see everything......

Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahha didt the Pastor call you on phone to check up on you?

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PINKYS CORNER
You guys will have to forgive me in advance, especially those that came from Illorin. Before I got this 2weeks contract driving thing, have never been to Ilorin in my life, I only pass through that state. When I was growing up, I do hear people say "Ilorin is closer to heaven and far to hell"  even till now. I still here some jokers saying it in Yoruba language but reverse is the case. Now, you see why I needed to apologies in advance? because reverse is the case when I got there. I spent 2days driving from one point to another. 

Don't get me wrong. All the states have their own nasty side oooo. Ever since, I thought, you can never find ahewo and babalawo in that state. Because when you hear the way people from that state talk about their state and home town, you will be like, once you start living there like this, you are automatically qualified for heaven. Too many individuals using hijab for nonsense and I believe such shouldn't be allowed since they keep fighting against some actors using hijab to portray negativity in their movie. I saw someone, properly dressed and uses hijab, who came to same hotel I was with different men same day but that aside. We went to a place(name of the place withheld) and spoke with one of the so called high rank Alfa in that town about what we came for then he led us to the right person but I couldn't follow them, so, I came back to the base with the Alfa. 

The man was interviewing me and thought I was a Muslim and yes, I lied to him that, I'm a Muslim. He was so confident to tell me that, Allah doesn't stop us from doing charm because I really made our discussion so interesting then I told him I don't mind getting somethings from him.
Alfa oooo, as in, I don't want to mention name because if I do, some of us would have heard of that name before. Baba has ile orisa in his house and I saw different guys trooping in to take one or two things and I kept asking myself if this same person will also hold mic on TV or radio to preach the gospel of Islam?

 I sincerely told him that, I'm tired of this driving job I'm doing and needed to upgrade , we agreed to meet in 2weeks time because I told him, I will come back because I don't want my boss to know. So, you mean, I will come back to bow for Satan? Because, he showed me Esu(was represented by a black stone that a lot has been poured on).

Infact, I was speechless though, wasn't surprised since a pastor here in Ibadan has a separate room where he worship Satan, sango etc and to make matter worse, he doesn't do women, na man he dey do. He has destroyed most of the young guys in his church(story for another day). Where have we gone wrong? Who do us this kind thing? People we are meant to see as a role model. The samething happened at Igbeti (awon eleyi nfi ogun gbin ikan). I won't say more than this shaa. No be every pastor, Alfa, Imam tabi priest wey you se you go dey tap anointing from ooooo. It is better you understand whom you are serving before someone will mislead you and by the time you realize that, the person is not what you take him/her for, it would have been too late.
Make una forgive me ooooo
Ire oooooooo

Hmmmmmmmm......God please help me not to lose my Faith cos all these is too much now from all corners...

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TOMORROW THERE IS A MEMO FOR MEN WHO HAVE SENSE!!!

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FROM BV AZED ON MONDAY SP

''Good morning bvs

I came to inform you that if any of you want to rent a house, look for the one with burglary proof/iron protectors at the balcony and windows. The ones on the windows should be inside, the protector should not be facing outside. It should be fixed from inside before the net and glass. Burglars now remove the burglary proof from the window wall and gain access to the houses around is here to rob. It's a disturbing situation. Even while people are sleeping inside, they still do it. They blow something into the house to make the occupants sleep deep''.

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