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Monday, October 07, 2024

Boredom Eliminating Post

 

11 comments:

  1. I'm coming, still on the traffic, hopefully when l get to my house l will rememberπŸ˜πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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  2. Lie?
    I no dey lie ooo
    I don't even know how to lie

    Hello iya Boys

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  3. Growing up, my daddy planted bananas and plantain in our compound. Goats will not allow them to grow, they'll always come from our neighbor's compound, 2 compounds away from ours. So me I don't know where my daddy heard that goat poop used to make goats not eat the plantain leaves. But it used to work. Once you sprinkle goat poop on the leaves, they won't go near it again. The goat man had over 20 goats.
    All of us hated going on that errand, the errand of going to bring goat poop. We even used to dodge. Na so that fateful day, it's me my daddy chose from 6 of us. And my siblings can use laugh to finish your life if they pick you😩
    Day 1 after they sent me, my daddy in the evening... "fide where the goat shit?"... Me, "eiiiiii! I forgot". My daddy, "tomorrow nor forget o"... yes.
    Till day 3!!! Omo the 4th day, I knew I will die if I dare forget and I really forgot. My daddy after work in the evening, face showing fire asked of goat shit. Me, out of fear... "I go there o. The man say all the goats nor gree shit"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    My daddy, shocked!!! "Fidelia, all the 20 goats not gree shit??!"... I knew I had f*cked up but I nor gree! "Yes dem nor gree shit"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Them flog my life, like who tiffπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ this is so hilarious πŸ˜‚ so they goats had an emergency constipation. 🀣

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    2. Oh my God 🀣🀣🀣🀣 you ehn

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ thanks for making me laugh this morning 🀣haa Fidel

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  4. There was this man that used to disturb me that he wanted to marry me then, but because I didn't like him, so I lied to him that I was already married with three kids which made him stop disturbing me but whenever he sees me he wouldn't stop asking me how was my husband and kids which made me loose one potential husband coz he asked of my husband and kids in front of this man I was crushing on. Mcheeeww nonsense .

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  5. Someone wanted to do my make up for free for my wedding. And her work was not nice. I didn't know how to tell her not to bother, so I her someone else had already paid for my make up and I can't turn them person down

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  6. My kids are seven in number.😁

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