One testimony claimed a lion carried the person like an airplane, showed them the exit and said "bye bye."
Another testimony described cultists attacking him, but their cutlass only made a "Ko" sound and didn't penetrate his head.
Another testimony claimed that when kidnappers shot him with an AK-47, the bullets didn't penetrate, and after he declared "I am a Chosen," the kidnappers let him go in frustration.
Are you a chosen? Oya bring your testimonies...
Im a Chosen mopol!
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Lol 😆 🤣 😂
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DeleteUnbelievable testimonies.
I still dey Wonder
🤣🤣 walahi, this Jerry you be case 😆
DeleteKing Jerry chia , Jesus wept
DeleteThe Most Complex B
The funniest part is that the people giving these testimonies are full fledged adults not children
DeleteThere was one of such the woman said her gas finished and she put “Chosen” sticker and she used it for months without refilling, Wtf!!! Delusion lots!
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What!!! 🤣🤣 nawa
DeleteAPC reporter. Have you seen fuel price? How do you feel about it?
ReplyDelete"a lion carried the person like an airplane, showed them the exit and said "bye bye."
ReplyDeleteCan someone please explain this? I don't understand.
Lora ooooo😂😂😂😂
DeleteLora, we plenty wey confuse o 😵😵
DeleteLora lol
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O ga ju!
ReplyDeleteHave alot going through my head right now
ReplyDeleteCheer up and tell that your problem say " you are a chosen "×3
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I am a chosen
Who are U this River
I touched the river and it divided into two
I collected my bible😂😂😂
O boy!
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DeleteAbeg,I Don tire to laugh 😃
@ Laura lol
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I’m a chosen, I’m a chosen fuel tank who are you?
ReplyDeleteYvonne please leave me alone lol
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Chosen is bless by the most high God
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Hello iya Boys
This people always making Christianity to look like a child's play.
ReplyDeleteVery shameful something 😕
DeleteMiracles are for children of god who believes He lives not the world who don't know Him or the power of His might so it doesn't matter to us what the world says about the testimonies,but they are real
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And I believe in miracles so I will mock God's miracles.. And all these miracles may be real, I don't know but I'm concerned about how they go about it.. Like why will a house be on fire and you ask people to leave it because you are waiting for God of chosen?
I knew it. I was saying in my mind all this while that if you are not a member mountain of fire, it will be chosen, apostolic faith or watchman. These people, there is a kind of attitude and manner of approach they use in relating with people. Especially their men.
Delete*I won't mock miracles..
DeleteI believe God can do even more than all this testimonies
Slim, add deeper life to your list
DeleteWho do my country people this kind thing?
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And I called on the God of my "father chosen" and he answered me.
There was one that their father was even laughing.
Who verifies all these stories sef?
One woman said that Armed robbers came with Ak47 to rub her but she collected the gun from them and they all knelt down begging her to spare there lives..I am a chosen
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😂😂😂What is all this abegeth una 🙏🏻
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Sporty bet who are you?
Dey play !
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And kidnappers pick race
I am a chosen
I am a chosen
And armed robbers paid my transport fare.
Stella Maris your last line left me in stitches
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Miracles shenanigans 🤪🤪😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteMy issue with these chosen people is that they have a certain look. Always looking hagard.
ReplyDeleteYou are having an issue with people but don't know how to spell haggard?
DeleteAwww, they need hope. I know the look of those that need hope.
DeleteI met one at Ottawa passport office earlier this year, wearing their signature green apron, and she sure looked a certain typa way. E shook me say she still dey wear mismatch apron for faraway Canada.
DeleteI no get bumbum... I shouted I'm a chosen, I'm a chosen, I'm a chosen.... I'm more curvier than Nengi. Lord of chosen is so great, power!!!
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Lmao 🤣🤣 it's BVs comments for me 🤭
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I am a Chosen
Power, bags of dollars don appear for my wardrobe.😃
I am a Chosen. Testimony: Lion carried me from Igando to Canada.
ReplyDelete@ Kara I just fainted
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I booked uber for tommrow 200km away
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You believe bible stories but you’re doubting Lord of Chosen’s testimonies.
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I am a Chosen
ReplyDeleteEmpty kolo ( piggy bank) who are you?
As I open am, 50,000 Dollars just appeared.
Anytime I run out of cash, I just go there and pick any amount!
I am a Chosen, the bag of rice that I bought 3 years ago is still full despite 8 of us eating it....miracle no dey tire Chosen?
I am not in doubt of their miracle stories but the GO just buried his 2nd wife this week.
ReplyDeleteThe first one died then he remarried & some school of thoughts are asking why he couldn't resurrect them. No be me talk am oooo.
Religious fanatics don't attack me rather you can share your own views
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That's not even the koko. When his wife died last year, Pastor Muoka told members of the church that his wife was in coma and they needed to pray for her recovery. While the news was going round that she was dead, Chosen members believed that she was alive and just ill. Muoka never announced in the church that she had died even till this year. Same thing that happened some years ago when a State Coordinator in the East was killed while moving church money to the bank. He was murdered while wearing the apron and chanting 'I am a Chosen 3x'. To save face, Muoka told the church that the bullets entered because the man was a fornicator and adulterer. That church and Pastor ehn! I can write a whole book on what went down there in the last 15 years.
DeleteI am a chosen & I live alone. The last time I purchased food & food items were in January, 2023 since then if I say
ReplyDeleteI am a chosen, food where are thou, I will miraculously be fed with delicious food. And I am fed with different foods.
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Lmao. Nigerians cannot kill me
ReplyDeleteOne entertainment spot around my house, the DJ or the hypeman is using this Chosen testimony as a joke as I am typing.
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My uncle was a devout chosen member.
ReplyDeleteOne day, he was on his way to drop his son off at school - secondary school, boarding house. He collided with a truck that ran into the road and became unconscious on the spot. His head was injured.
His son was unharmed. The teenager got out of the car, brought out the apron from the boot, and while they were trying to salvage my uncle’s life, the boy was on the road and started shouting “God of chosen! Please bring my father back to life. He is a faithful tither”. He followed his father to the hospital, chanting the same thing, even after his father was pronounced dead and they wheeled him to the mortuary. He followed the corpse saying the same thing.
My uncle was buried some weeks later.
Believe these things at your own risk.
Too bad. He even used tithing as a bait for God to answer his prayers. Oh God, I wander how disappointed he would be that God didn't answer his prayers .
DeleteSome miracles are unbelievable
ReplyDeleteLike someone saying that a dead person that has been embalmed resurrect is unbelievable