Hailings!!!
IN HOUSE MEMO
Let us get one thing straight, I am officially tired of zeeone please.....The dragging of the scenes has gotten to me and i am out abeg!!!
How is everyone? Having a nice day? What kinda weather do you have in the Country you live in? It is officlally no longer summer in Germany...I dont mis the heat and i dont look forward to the cold.
So last week iya nimi sent me her business giveaway update and i must say that what she has going is awesome...Congrats Madam....She sent me a voicenote and she has the most polished Englosh tonation for a Naija person...Really nice voice , ah ah...
Madam Amebo poster is under the weather.....May she get well soon..
Enjoy the rest of the day, send in your Chronicles to my email or drop them in the comment commetion and stay outta harms way..
xoxoxoxoxox
Wait oh......Any winner from Monday in house news?Who wanna be the next face of in house news?
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FROM US BASED GLAM GRANNY GIGI
That dog photo was gifted me by Galmours granma gigi.......She says
That dog photo was gifted me by Galmours granma gigi.......She says
''Thanks for choosing me for the favorite blog visitor my dear beautiful Sister and Friend.
I thought of you this last weekend when I went to my 1st twins house and my granddaughters were showing me some of their new toys.
Guess the name ? Stella.
I just started smiling and took the picture'' .
So that cutie is called Stella...LOL...Thanks Gigi...
INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD
My once quiet boys have become so loud and playful. Right before my eyes, they went through a growth spurt, fell ill, and when they recovered, it was as if they came around with a new sense of reawakening.
My once quiet three year old is now so goofy. It’s hard to get him to sit still and not try to do something funny. His brother, though still a stickler for following the rules, has now taken to channelling his inner Spiderman. He is climbing and trying to jump over everything.
I spend my time switching from shouting in fear at the near mishaps and pleading they tone things down to trying to encourage them to play safely since research says rough housing is good for them. I am trying to teach them about using “our inside voice when they are outside” to help them lower their voice.
It’s now that I am understanding the phrase “boy moms”. I am also at the receiving end of their jumps and all. It looks like they see me as an indestructible trampoline.
I am doing everything I can to help my sons sensory seeking and need to crash into me and things. I am spending more time outdoors with them, and I am literally struggling to keep up with their energy level because they wake up so energetic and all while I struggle to even get the energy to get out of bed. I wasn't a morning person before I had kids, but with them, I had no choice . Most days, I am counting down to bedtime just barely an hour after waking up.
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My once quiet boys have become so loud and playful. Right before my eyes, they went through a growth spurt, fell ill, and when they recovered, it was as if they came around with a new sense of reawakening.
My once quiet three year old is now so goofy. It’s hard to get him to sit still and not try to do something funny. His brother, though still a stickler for following the rules, has now taken to channelling his inner Spiderman. He is climbing and trying to jump over everything.
I spend my time switching from shouting in fear at the near mishaps and pleading they tone things down to trying to encourage them to play safely since research says rough housing is good for them. I am trying to teach them about using “our inside voice when they are outside” to help them lower their voice.
It’s now that I am understanding the phrase “boy moms”. I am also at the receiving end of their jumps and all. It looks like they see me as an indestructible trampoline.
I am doing everything I can to help my sons sensory seeking and need to crash into me and things. I am spending more time outdoors with them, and I am literally struggling to keep up with their energy level because they wake up so energetic and all while I struggle to even get the energy to get out of bed. I wasn't a morning person before I had kids, but with them, I had no choice . Most days, I am counting down to bedtime just barely an hour after waking up.
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23 THINGS TO DO TO KEEP YOUR HUSBAND
1. Call him by a pet name,
2. Allow him exercise his authority as the head of the family.
3. DO not challenge him when he is hurt.
4. Be silent when he is angry. You can go back to him in his sober moment with apology n explain why you behave that way that annoyed him.
5. Be quick to say "I'm sorry dear" when ever you offend him, insist on his forgiveness,appreciate and kïss him when he does.
6. Speak good of him before his Friends and siblings.
7. Honor his mother
8. Insist that he buys gift for his parents and so be sure that he will do same for your parents
9. Surprise him with his favorite dish especially when he has no money at hand and never delay his food.
10. Do not allow the maid to serve him food when you are at home. Because u may lose him to her.
11. Give him a warm reception with an embrace when he returns, collect his luggage and help undress him.
12. Smile when you look at him and give him occasional pecks when you are out socially.
13. Praise him before your children sometimes.
14. Wash his back while he is in the tub or shower.
15. Put løve note in his lunch box or briefcase.
16. Phone and tell him that you miss him.
17. Dial his number and on hearing "hello" just tell him I løve you.
18. If he is a public figure or a politician, gently wake him at the early hours of the morning and rømänce him to the point of demand. He will not be enticed by any other woman that day.
19. Tell him how lucky you are to have him as your husband.
20. Give him a hug for no reason.
21. Appreciate God for the Adam of your life.
22. Always remember to pray for him.
23. Pray together and also pray together before going to bed in the evening...
Moral lesson: Marry your friend.
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Wetin be this abeg? wash his back? e no fit baff???? number 18 na waaaaaaaaaaaaah :::Number 11...hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha..most of them are hilarious.....You can do all these and he will do what he wants to do....
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I wonder why people do stupid stuff while they are young and still do it over in their over grown Years.
ReplyDeleteYou were abused while growing up and you still repeat the same cycle, Wash and Rinse. Speak out and put a Stop to it…
Why not lend a Voice and be the beacon of hope for the downtrodden
R Kelly and P diddy are supposed to be the shining light for the upcoming ones but they are just grown Pervert.
The Elites, the Music Industry is f****ed as hell.
The Story is so nauseating Imagine screwing your fellow man because you want to dominate him both Physically, Spiritually, Mentally and in the Power Realm also Financially.
The Power tussle is real.
No matter how long the crime was, the truth will always prevail…
May God punish everyone that does this BS
I think it’s gotten to the stage that I have to finally accept that I’m not a fashionista and can never be one.
ReplyDeleteI mean, now, I can actually afford to get some nice things for myself, I will go online, order and when it’s delivered, I will wear it and still look like mgbeke feeling funky.
Wo, you either gat it or you don’t. Make I dey manage myself go like that jare. I don kuku see man already 😂
Mummy Alex Oniyeye 😂😂😂
Delete🤣🤣🤣🤣 eka leave me this afternoon ooo🤣🤣, any how e be ,there are clothes for your body type. Again it might not look nice to you, try dressing up for your hubby to access it for you.
DeleteLol 🤣🤣🤣 who cares? As far as you're comfortable in what you wear,pls rock on
DeleteYou are just too real 😂😅
DeleteWhat might be used to abuse you,you will say it gallantly.
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Delete😂😂😂 na your mind dey deceive you that you look like mgbeke. Let your hubby be the judge 😁
DeleteI just like your vibes 😆
DeleteIn house news is here 🎁🎁🎁
ReplyDeleteYes o IHN o'clock
DeleteGood afternoon everyone
DeleteYou can do all these, he will still cheat.
They come name the Dog Stella join🤣🤣🤣
A very cool Lagos afternoon to everyone!
ReplyDeleteWe welcome IHN
Hello Hello. 👋
ReplyDeleteHi 👋🏽
DeleteHolla 👋
Delete21st September was my Bday, it seemed bleak, I wasn’t expecting much and I was down, but mehhnnn! The way it turned around was awesome! My Boo as usual, turned up massively, I was so impressed, then the Alerts I got, shocked me like crazy! In all? It was one of my best Birthdays ever! Thank you God! 🤗
ReplyDeleteKelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)
Belated happy birthday Kelvin! Wishing you many more joyous celebrations 🥂
DeleteBelated happy birthday to you.
DeleteBelated happy birthday 🎈🎂 God bless you
DeleteGood to know you enjoyed your day.
DeleteBelated Birthday Kelvinlicious
DeleteMore blessing..
Hello iya Boys
Belated Happy Birthday to you 🎉🎇
DeleteGlad to know that you had fun.
DeleteGreat you had fun!! Jah blessings always
DeletePlease ehh is it right for a police officer to have dred and also cowries on it?
ReplyDeleteOk I saw this police officer, all this Tiger Base guys in Owerri.
The guy was on dred, with cowries all over it, and with earrings on both ears, to me I find it inappropriate.
Because to me I think a police officer should look moderate and decent. My 2 cent.
Dreads or drealocks or locks
DeleteHe might be an undercover detective. He has to blend in to avoid suspicions!
DeleteSARS still dey? They are the ones that dress like that.
DeleteI was born in a different time but although I do not live in Nigeria I see a lot of officers with tattoos. When I was growing up the only ppl with tattoos were criminals and ppl in the military. Times have changed and we will see a lot of things that were once a big no being acceptable.
DeleteMaybe na undercover cop
DeleteDread? I don't think he's a real police officer, that one na Yahoo boy in disguise.
DeleteMaybe trying to disguise himself to get info.
DeleteHe is an undercover. He is just disguising.
DeleteGood afternoon everyone
ReplyDeleteThe weather it's hot here in najia
Good afternoon blogfam. The weather is just there oo. No rain, no shine😁. I pray we don't suffer of inadequate or high cost of agricultural produce next year too.
ReplyDeleteMadam Amebo, Pele . I wish you quick recovery. Enjoy the rest of the day fam.
The Sun is "sunning" over here
DeleteThe season is confusing. No rain no sun.
DeleteGood afternoon lovely people. Congratulations iya nimi keep flourishing. How is everyone doing this sunny afternoon.
ReplyDeleteStella same zeeone you will go back to? Shiooor(in XPs voice. Lol)
At motherhood... I laughed at the indestructible trampoline. Lol. Hope spiderman movie is not adding pepper to the injury ooo.
The Lord is your strength. Kpele dear.
Congratulations Iya Nimi May your business continue to grow in leaps and bounds
DeleteHOW TO DESCRIBE A PLACE
ReplyDeleteLONDON
13 Liverpool Street, off Queen Elizabeth Park, Suite C5 first floor, Room 7A..
But In NAIJA
"If you reach Egbeleku street, you will see one big gutter, by the right there's a shrine. Jump the gutter and corner left.Do as if you're going right but be cornering left small small.Be going down down... straaaaaight! They use to smoke igbóó on that street, If any body stop you don't answer just hold your bag tight.Until you will see one place they're selling akamu in front of one ogogoro kiosk: opposite where they used to throwey dustbin. Just stand there and flash me. I will come out.
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Good afternoon blogfams💚💙❤💜💕💓💞💖💛💟💝💗💋😍😘
The upper one is not description, just description while the lower is. I know it's a joke though but...hian
Delete😁 even if you lack comprehension, the naija description is clear enough.
DeleteDem don too dey abuse us for this naija sef! And ibadan? Chai....😞
DeleteI like naija description 🤣🤣
DeleteHello Everyone.
ReplyDeleteI used to do #15, Until text messages/Chats took over.
In this Tpain regime, its Love notes with Bills i send .
Tpain siddon jeje, una dey throw am ogulutu ( how do I translate now 😀)
DeleteGood afternoon everyone 🌞
ReplyDeleteBeing a loving wife is a full-time job because the requirements up there choke.
ReplyDelete😂😂😂 e over choke o my sister.
DeleteDecember of 2001, I went to a party with a friend. On our table was seated this lady and her husband. As usual, we exchanged pleasantries and focused on enjoying the party and food.About a month later, a cousin of mine called to say he got my number from another family member when he visited Nigeria. Whilst we were talking, he mentioned he has a sister here too.Funny enough, that his sister. Who's also a cousin of mine turned out to be this lady whom I sat with at that party.
ReplyDeleteYou see that thing you call "playing hard to get"? I call it "checks and balances". It is the reason most of my relationships lasted for years and after breaking up, we can still remain friends.This my cousin could've been a random guy at that asking me out. Some of us do not jump into relationship because we cannot date just anybody. We're not desperate, or go about looking for relationships. That period you call "hard to get" is how we study who that person truly is, his values, red flags, and also check if we really like that person beyond his looks because not all of us fall for looks. We want more than looks for a relationship.By the way, body count matters to some of us. So we take our time to make sure We're not falling for idiots.Many women have dated their friends, cousin's or sister's exes because they rushed into the relationships without truly knowing the person. Many women have been taken advantage of by men and ghosted because they rushed into those relationships. Some women have slept with their cousins without knowing.Some of you are obsessed with relationship and sex. You're woke enough to have a one night stand. You can afford to meet a man today and you're all over him because he fits into your look specifications or he smells nice, or dressed well. The next thing you're having sex and the next day, he's your boyfriend.That you don't play "hard to get"t doesn't make you more civilized than the other woman who takes her time to know the person and know what he stands for.Whether you rush into a relationship or play hard to get, what matters is the outcome of that relationship stands the value it adds to your life.Women go through some avoidable situations they can't talk to anyone about , by rushing into meaningless relationships. The reason many relationships are not working is because men are no longer taking their time to get the women they truly want, the women available. Women are now mostly doing the pursuing.
There's something about the woman a man truly loves...He can't do without her! If he truly wants you, he will be the one rushing to marry you because he knows what it took him to get you.
NO SUCCESSFUL MAN KEEPS THE WOMAN HE TRULY WANTS FOR YEARS BEFORE MARRYING HER! Even if the woman no get work, he will rush to marry her.
Do you and let others do them.
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Stella, you are officially tired of zeeone? Na today🤣🤣🤣. Biko talk another thing ooo. The look on the dog's face is funny. So now it is the woman's job to keep a man ba. Ok. 🤸♀️🤸♀️🤸♀️
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon beautiful Candy. SDK dey play,she will pass by tomorrow and look 😂😂😂
DeleteAs usual na 😙
DeleteShe wan wine us,, Stella we won't fall again 🤣
DeleteSDK dey whyne us now 😂😂😂 she can't stop watching zeeone
DeleteBy tomorrow, she will be looking zeeone. She is not watching ooo. Just looking 🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteStella the drama Queen of our time 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Good afternoon BB darling. 😘😘. By tomorrow ke! Na today o
DeleteLora, Hiya babes.
Mrs Sharon, deep down Stella knows we do not believe her.🤣🤣
Paris baibay, she is looking, not watching o. According to her, there's a difference.
Omo B, my dear who knows whether as she was typing this she was "looking" at zeeone. One and only drama queen. 🤣🤣🤣
If i hear say you're tired of Zeeone. You're trying. Time will tell. hehehe
ReplyDeleteYou can imagine 😂😂😂
DeleteLol
DeleteLol 🤣🤣🤣 let us give few days,we go hear something else
DeleteMan City engine room Rodri out for the season 😔😔 let watch how Pep will cope
Let see how it goes 😁😁. Zeeone that is drawing Stella like okra.
DeleteLMAO @stella's blue pen( reply to kinnikan kinnikan to keep your husband) 🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteUna no go injure person with laughter.
Side eyes @zeeone
Congratulations iya nimi, aje a maa wa o.
The kind hunger wey I dey feel these days, e be like say supplements go dey im dey😞.
Good afternoon everyone 😘
Congrats Iya nimie
DeleteLora chop naa,shebi you no kuku fat,like me.🙄
DeleteImagine PHCN bringing a bill of #69,000 for just a flat in a month... My husband is saying he won't pay since our landlord has refused to replace our faulty prepaid metre for d past 5years.
ReplyDeleteI got home from work yesterday..NEPA don disconnect light...and there was light throughout the night... Very painful something😔😔
I had to beg my husband to pay even if na 20k so we can reconnect d light...he said he will think about it..
Good afternoon everyone 🥰🥰
Imagine
DeleteI would advice your husband to get solar if he can afford it and abandon NEPA light. If you can afford to leave the house, do so too. Prepaid meter is the best now and I advise anyone searching for accommodation to go for a house that uses it.
5 yrs?! Ahhh.... iyen ga o! May God bless us beyond our expectations 🙏🏽
DeleteDecided to download bimbo ademoye "ruse" that has to be the dumbest movie I've ever watched, I love her movies but this one no enter, abi na because I watched it with hunger ni? I enjoyed muri and ko, very interesting movie.
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon house
I dey greet oh😁.
ReplyDeleteStella you say you don tire ba? 🤣 E reach to get tired because it's not even easy keeping up.
God has been faithful.
Y'all have a nice day
GOOD AFTERNOON MY SDK FAMILY.
ReplyDeleteToday's weather is lovely.
Good afternoon my SDK family.Stella the weather here is still warm and hot the warmest September in history, but snow is already falling in Kiruna northern Sweden. I still wear slippers to work. I bet the cold will start officially next month.
DeleteIHN
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon everyone 🥳
Something you’ve been praying for will happen for you out of nowhere, suddenly, and miraculously in the most unexpected way.
I wish you all a productive Tuesday
Amen and amen
DeleteAmen.
DeleteI love the sign out message.
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon 🌞🌞
ReplyDeleteIn House is here again
ReplyDeleteIn House has Landed Landedliciuos oooo
Wellcome wellcome
Iya boys that dog is so so cutie cutie....
Greetings everyone
Hello iya Boys
That 23 things to do to keep your husband. Is that meant to be a joke? You try that with me I will run away. That's stifling.
ReplyDeleteGive a man respect, give him good f(u)ck and don't play with his meals and you're good to go. No come dey suffocate person abeg.
Thank you 💐
DeleteHow to KEEP a man? A Nigerian man? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteI hope ladies know that you can do all of the above and more, he will leave you if he will. It's only a man that wants to be kept that will stay with you.
Good day bvs, howz the go dey go, the weather here cool, it rained yesterday nite. The sign out meme is on.point
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon SDK and BVs The stuffed dog is beautiful. Glam grandma is cool. I pray to be a cool grandma too,though I think I will be nosy,since my kids,said,I am always in their business. 🙄🙄🙄.
ReplyDeleteEveryone in my house is reacting to this weather, the cold is too much.
ReplyDeleteStella if you are truly tired, you won't mention it; you will fashi it and you won't even notice it sef 🤣🤣🤣 Good afternoon everyone....
ReplyDeleteI don't agree with Number 5 on the 23 things stuff...Abeg them no dey insist on forgiveness oh...Yimu @18....That one is not failproof....
IHN don land yakata
ReplyDeleteStella which kind dog faces be this 😂
No be today you dey tired for Zeeone abeg you go still look 😂😂
Congrats iya Nimi
Sign out meme💯
The weather in my side of Lagos is so hotttttttt.
ReplyDeleteGoodafternoon everyone.
This dog dey vex oh..
ReplyDeleteWanted to be at this epoch making event at my Alma Mater.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations to Dr. Mrs B. Igbokwe. Your tenure will move us to an enviable height.
Stella, must be the change of weather affecting you and Zeeone. Currently cloudy and gray in my part of the world, September and rain is a must and the Fall colours are slowly coming in, although they are not in their full glory yet.
ReplyDeleteI hope everyone’s Tuesday is going well. I tell you one of the worst feelings in this world is to have food but cannot eat it. Let us protect our stomachs and take care of our health so we can enjoy all areas of life.
You know I love you but you have no idea how much I love you.🤔.
ReplyDelete🙄🙄
DeleteYou dey rehearse wetin you want tell you bobo ni?
DeleteGood afternoon everyone
ReplyDeleteCongratulations Iya Nimi. May your business continue to blossom.
Stella you say? Tired of Zeeone?
Nah I don't think so 😅😅😅
Good afternoon everyone, how are we all doing??
ReplyDeleteStella if I hear say you done tire for zee world 😏.
WE MOVE!!
I need a job where I get paid just to breathe. Just waking up and being alive should be enough to get a pay cheque.
ReplyDeleteIn other words, you want to relax and be taken care of?
DeleteHello ihn 😘💜
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon everyone.
Awww the first dog is so cute, maybe I can go closer to this one cause it looks harmless 😂but you never can tell with dogs😃
Stella the weather here is this minute sun next minute rain but right now, it's sunny.
Stella you don finally tire for zeeone 😂 e reach to tire aswear 😂
Bvs I salute you all.
E go surely be ✌️
It's cute because it's just toy abi? E no go chase you...I feel ya 🤣
Delete😂😂😂 Lora dear, so na toy😂
DeleteGreetings sis.
DeleteThe weather ehn, one minute you're putting your wares out, the next you don dey rush to pack it back then rain go fall few minutes and stop again. The rain has even put assunder my school runs trekking. But in all,I love rainy season
Good afternoon everyone 🥰🥰🥰
ReplyDeleteSunny ☀️ afternoon here
Gratituesday 💕
ReplyDeleteGrateful for the gift of life and the little things that makes life beautiful.
Stella, it's cloudy and sunny 🌞 here
A study has found that women are safer drivers than men.
ReplyDelete©️ Weirdfacts.com
Stella the first one is the stuffed toy by glam Grandma's grandkids right?
ReplyDeleteThe second one na real dog abi? Who owns that one?
That dog looks so innocent 🥹. And the name? 😂
ReplyDeleteExplain better 😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteCute dog pictures. Glam Grandma, one of my dogs is named Gigi, her sister is called Bella. Team dog mummy
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon everyone.
ReplyDeleteQuick recovery to you Madam Poster Amebo.
ReplyDeleteGlam grandma, hope you good ma? I pray for strength and more grace for you.
ReplyDeleteThis afternoon ehn, infact, make I just shut up shaaa.
Some people get money oooo. As in, when I say money