THURSDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 Thursday hailings...

IN HOUSE MEMO

How you dey?Now when i type, i remember that imitation post and i laugh cos i didnt know anyone could pretend to be me so well and so funny.....Na wah!!!

We will try part two of that funny post on Friday in house news.....

May today be good to you.......

I dunno why BV Isaacbaba has been on my mind lately...why did he vanish again? Isaacbaba i miss youuuuuuuuu, please come back or at least reply my mail where i asjed a very important question...

While you read, let me find food to eat cos i am starving!

Meanwhile some ID's only appear on Thursdays in the comment section...Guess them...LOL

Some only in the mornings on SP, guess them?LOL

Someonly on Chronicles, guess them?

Some only on in house news to check for giveaways, please dont guess these ones, i no send you oh...(Side eyes at the person who said i am dramatic in the comment 'session')
XOXOXO (hahahahahahahahaha someone even mimiced my xoxoxox)

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PINKYS CORNER

Yesterday was a bad day but all the same, I need to be thankful to God Almighty for his grace and gift of life. I made a comment on Wednesday SP and even on Whatsapp group where I'm with my lovely family

Few minutes after, I left home without my phone(cuz battery was down and there was light) to print some project assignment I did with my laptop and also to withdraw the 80k in my account for POS business. I entered into a cab and one other person entered. There was a man sitting at the front and another one joined him. He stepped down for the innocent lady to go in . (Note: 2 passengers at the front and 3 at the back).
We started the journey and you know, it was still around 7:45am or there about and everywhere was still calm. I was with my laptop and my ATM. They stopped at a point and asked us to keep shut and cooperate at gun point. I thought it was a joke until the one beside me brought out a gun. Out of the 5 of us in the cab, we were only 3 innocent passengers. The driver and the one beside me was the criminal. Not long, the driver also brought out his own and we began to cooperate with them. They collected the bag where my laptop was and took my ATM card, collected everything the other passengers had with them. I never knew the man beside me was also having a laptop in his school bag. We were in the cab, smiling and just saying nonsense just to make it look like we are having a discussion due to their instructions.
About 5mins after, a guy met us at the point where the car was parked. They gave him all the ATM cards they collected. It was only the lady who doesn't have an ATM card but was forced to unlock her bank app they also retrieved from us our pin. When they were done with their nonsense. They asked us to step out and continue to discuss and laugh as if nothing was wrong and we all obeyed. Infact, the lady suffered, I swear. They slapped her, abused her s#xually by inserting their hands into every of her body parts but you know as many wey we be. We cooperated with them and infact, you will think we planned it together. I had to do whatever they asked of me because have seen where someone lost his life because of stubbornness and smartness with criminals.
When they left and have gone far, the lady cried out ehn. The other man and myself were just looking like toy because I couldn't cry nor laugh but just kept thanking God for life.

 The project I did with ease and just needed to print with 4k became something I later spent 20k(i had to collect from someone pending the time I sell and return)on because my laptop has been taken. The laptop I bought in expense of my school fees because we are given the opportunity as a PG student to pay 4weeks to exam, so I decided to buy a laptop. 

I couldn't attend any lecture today because of the stress and also, there is this Management Information System course lecture we do have with the use of laptop but now, I won't be able to because without laptop, you won't be allowed to step into the lecture room. I pity myself and the others today but what can I do. Nothing but to thank God. Before I could get home to tell my wife, bank alert don dey my phone and I understand better. 

The history didn't even give a name. Still went to the bank to get some info but for where, the stress attached to the stress alone has made me give up abeg. I only blocked all online transactions and left. The laptop I bought because of lecture and left school fee was gone just like that
My people, everywhere is bad now and we need to be security conscious bayii. They would have taken my phone if not for the low battery that made me plug it at home. Let's be careful when going out now. I pray we won't be a victim of circumstances.

Thank God for sparing you......You will blessed again with a laptop, dont worry.

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MADAM AMEBO CORNER
Good day Stella, how e de be? E get one matter wey dey ground and it's kinda serious...
Maureen is married with two kids while Ngozi is married and yet to have kids, but Ngozi's husband has the habit of beating her at every slightest provocation, he faints her most times...

 So on this day, he pushed her outside but Maureen and her husband brought her into their house, she's from the same place with Maureen's husband but not blood related...

After a few weeks, Ngozi started feeling sick, went to the hospital and found out she was pregnant, Maureen said she noticed that she was menstruating the first day she came to their house, so it's obvious that she's sleeping with her husband while they were doing brother and sister (imagine someone under your roof that  you're trying to help).....

The husband called her a lot of unpredictable names, Maureen pushed her outside, the husband said he was right about her, the rumor was everywhere.... Ngozi moved to the church cos she couldn't return to her family, the mom told her that people spits at her in the market because of what she did and the painful part is that she was not ready to confess what happened....

Maureen's husband insisted that nothing happened between them and he has always seen Ngozi as his sister and that was why he even allowed her in his house just to see if them go settle, Ngozi too said the man has never looked at her anyhow talkmore of touching her (so who come give Ngozi belle).

She had a successful C.S some months ago, Maureen's husband paid for DNA, her husband and Maureen's husband were tested and the result showed that Ngozi's abusive husband is the father of the cute little boy, the blood Maureen saw was bleeding from the incessant beating...
Ngozi's husband now went to their house to beg them after almost scattering their home, this man come use blows redesign him face, he came back with a swollen eye, Ngozi is currently a cleaner in the church, they gave her free accomodation, the husband de beg but she no gree, she looks more happy now than when she was with that her ogbonge husband...

So why does Nogzi's husband beat her the way you described?what was her crime? She is doing shakara for now, she will eventually goback because she is not financially independent.

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Men, do you know that women don't care about you as long as you bring money. To women money comes first before you as a man.

 Do whatever you want for your woman today but one day she will forget all your efforts because women have short memory. 

So men, please invest in yourself first before you invest in a woman. Love yourself more before you love a woman because 99% of men are not loved by their women but only being used for their selfish gain. 

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NO WOMAN IS PERFECT

 No woman is perfect... They come with both blessings and baggage, so choose yours carefully. The problem often is that we choose women whose blessings and baggage we can’t handle.
If you choose a working-class woman, just know she might not handle all the housework.
If you go for a housewife, understand that she won’t be bringing in money.
If you choose an obedient woman, be ready to take full responsibility for her well-being.
If you go for a strong woman, respect her independence and opinions.
If you choose a fine babe, be prepared for the extra expenses that come with it.
If you decide to be with a successful woman, know that she has her own goals and a strong character.
Nobody is perfect. Everyone has their own unique qualities that make them special. 

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