Sunday In House Gists - Comment Section Gists Boulevard

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On Sunday spontaneous post, celebrity BV and OAP per excellence, Ali B celebrated his 6th wedding anniversary which doubled as his overly pretty wife's birthday. He posted some of things marriage had taught him. Stella made a stand alone post to celebrate Ali and his wife.

Sunday spontaneous post had so many anons asking "spiritual" related questions. An Anon asked if it was okay for her to look like everybody's relative, friends and acquittance while another asked why everyone that stepped on her toes or angers her is always unfortunate. God abeg o.

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On Monday spontaneous post, BV Kosidumzy commented that her cheap perfumes are always very lazy to leave her house with her. The least it does it follow her to her gate and screams byeeeee! Stella then told her to contact BV Onyingate, the best plug for very affordable yet nice, longlasting perfumes. She assured her that Onyin's perfume regardless of the prize won't just follow her about like a monitoring spirit but would make her standout pleasantly. She even offered to pay half of the total cost if it doesn't exceed 20k. A lot of BVs attested to the goodness of Onyin's perfumes.

Incoming AMCVA designer and global tailor, Miss Aboki wished everyone a beautiful week, an Anon replied by telling her she comes off as a low budget veekee James.
It seems as though Stella eats, sleep, works on Zeeworld. She brought Zeeone chronicles to Monday spontaneous post.

BV Pinky gisted BVs the very painful thing that happened to him. He said his clipper mistook his blokos for his p#bic hair and almost shaved it off. Laughter wanted to wound BVs, they thanked him for the very funny, useful and highly important information.

On Monday in house news, Stella narrated the very shocking thing that happened to her while she was at the shopping mall. She said she was gisting and laughing with Chinese people when she locked eyes with an African sabi woman and smiled at her. The woman no gree comot eye for her body, she then walked up to her and asked her if she was Stella. SDK, Africa's finest blogger was surprised and shocked to be recognized by a random stranger. Be like Stella's kindness don make her forget that she be very BIG celeb, a star.

BV MyStic gisted BVs wetin happen to the driver of the cab he boarded. Apparently, a passenger lost his expensive phone in the driver's cab, a caller which identified as passenger's sister called the driver and he promised to return the phone. On getting to the sister's office, she Anthony Joshua-ed him, called him gbewiri and so many names. Police came and "gun butted" him, until a woman came to intervene. The driver's kindness almost sent him into an early grave. He boasted that though the woman apologized and wanted to pay for his treatment, he declined it, opted for his heavenly father's treatment and judgement upon his accuser.

On Tuesday Spontaneous post, BV Ali B with strong points stated why he wouldn't join the "I am a chosen" trend, he spoke on Christianity, miracles and it's unexplainable powers. Alot of BVs agreed with him while many more disagreed.

An Anon alleged that BV Oki royalty vanished from the blog because she couldn't deliver her 50k giveaway pledge. The Anon pleaded to Oki to come back say BVs no need the money again. Another Anon schooled her and told her not to look at life myopically. She said Oki could be sick, going through life or even lost her phone. She urged the Anon accuser to say a prayer for Oki whenever her thought crosses her mind.

On Tuesday in house news, Stella told the rat that's constantly insulting her and calling her a witch to look at itself and pity it. She said people dey visit the blog and their lives dey progress, dey start business, dey relocate because they chose positivity but the life of the troll just stand still like olumo rock.

BV King Jerry poured showers of recharge cards on BVs. ........Anuty hahahaha

BV Teejay copied sir Dickson's write up and quoted him. BV Joan Alexis's vision was blurred from so much love, compassion and motivational quotes, she accused him of intellectual property th#ft.

An Anon narrated about how a man she met 3days before insisted she sprayed his amouage perfume which he kept in his car pigeon hole on her head. Anon refused but he insisted so, she obliged him and did 5 spritz on her hair, he come say make she wait small but she refused. Three days after the perfume spraying, he knack her blocking.
On Wednesday in house news, BVs and Stella narrated their experiences with dogs, how they ran for dear life when it was chasing them. Matter-of-fact, Stella revealed that for real life, all these dogs pictures she posts, she can't near them but admire them from pictures.

On Thursday spontaneous post, BV Lora revealed that BV Chika had inspired her to be consistent. She said the BVs have adjusted to her "Licious" and so have even joined the bandwagon.. BV Miss Aboki and some Anons quickly covered Lora's mouth, they told her not to say it again because like a speed of lightening, they jump past Chika's comments.
Thursday in house news was motigbetional speakers competition. The winner would get a sumptuous, jaw breaking credit alert or massive data. Motivation speech dey fall on top each other. BV Dogdedity motivated BVs to forget every money they're been owed because it belonged to the past.....There was no winner

On Friday spontaneous post, BV King Dante reacted to comments from Thursday chronicle. An Anon accused him of having a truckload of wahala and wondered how the women in his life are coping because he too do. Stella told the Anon to leave Dante alone and mind her business. Afterall, he didn't mention her name in his comment. She also advised the blog queens that are angry and agitated about Dante's constant rants about women to start theirs too. She pointed out that Nigerian men when it comes to love and respect are tufiakwas and godforbid.

On Friday in house news, Stella asked BVs what they want for Christmas. Then, went ahead to advise business owners to spice things up. Bring in different ideas this season, switch to a more marketable business which end-users cannot do without

BV Ekajoy said the latest iPhone 16 is calling her name and entering her eyes so bad but her Ade Ori okin is insisting that her iPhone 13 pro is still in a very good condition and doesn't need a replacement. Blog techie and Google, BV Martins advised Eka to comot eyes for iPhone 16 pe nothing dey dere. He told her to go for Google pixel 9 XL pro that it's for ndi odogwu, not for babies rara, machine! He listed the specs then called on Blog's odogwuress and veteran BV, XP to share her Google pixel experience. XP landed with dagger. She used that opportunity to tell Eka some "truths". She listed the phones specs, how it's the real deal etc. She ended her talk by telling Eka to continue watching films, a feminist like her and resides in Switzerland that could easily revamp her CV on LinkedIn.

BV Fabulous momma and wify brought some Psalms for those seeking for breakthrough. XP, Blog's highly knowledgeable and versatile BV was in her spiritual era. She listed a very quick way to retrieve your money from debtors. if people dey owe you and dey move some certain type of ways, quickly read that post, XP swore that they'd pay and almost add Jara.

As BVs were saying what they want for Christmas and how to boost their sales, BV Pinky joked that he had started making plans with IBEDC on how they'd give ibadan citizens high voltage which would be his gain. BVs didn't find his joke funny, they berated him.
On Saturday spontaneous post, BV Poshscents narrated how almost lost her phone in a cab but mercy said NO. The cab driver found it, he charged her 5k and she paid gladly.

As this years BBNaija edition is not bringing internet drama and buzz, seems like BVs Rhapsody, XP and maybe Ekajoy wan give BVs bbn induced drama. Rhapsody called out XP and Ekajoy for accusing her of having deep rooted hatred for Onyeka. She told them to make stand alone posts about their faves rather than yarning dust under her comments.

Till I come your way next week, catch my kisses and hugs and avoid anything wey go get you locked up.
This is me saying saying thank you to all the BVs that have patronized me, from the deepest part of my heart, I say thank you. If you've not bought perfumes from me, pls, do so, I promise you won't have any regrets. God will provide and replenish your pockets, Amen. I can be reached on zero eight one four three four eight five four two six 

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