Sunday In House Gists - Comment Section Gists Boulevard.

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On Sunday spontaneous post, Stella advised Blog's detective, Z list celeb, Oshodi eff bee hi to change his blog ID to Oshodi DSS. She explained that his former moniker contains some sensitive words which made blogger sanction last week's edition of gist boulevard. Stella also appealed to BVs to use clean words or code their bad words. E.g Gbensh, knack for xes.

On Monday in house news, an Anon accused BV Amebo poster of being cunny. He alleged that amebo poster's segment is a format to get money from Stella and BVs. He went further to advise her to get busy with her life by learning a trade, going back to school instead wasting away her life by gossiping on Stella's blog.

Upcoming authors, Kings Dante and Teejay took a break from writing; award-winning global best sellers, to console each other because their alleged helpers perceived them as unqualified because of their hot takes on the blog. King Dante told any benefactor wey wan turn him to a SIMP to carry his benefits enter Sambisa forest.
On Tuesday Spontaneous post, Stella asked of the whereabout of Blog's babalawo, BV Eesah. BV Asia told Stella not to search too long but to consult BV Chikalicious because she knows Essah personally and he introduced her to the blog. As concerned BVs turned to Chika, she announced that she sef dey follow find Essah.

Wahala be like crucification and blog minister. Brethren Godswill Baci commented that Satan thought everything would end the day he crucified Jesus, little did he know that he'd rise again. BVs disagreed with her, they told her to let "dear Satan" rest because for that matter, e dey totally innocent. They told Baci that it was humans that crucified Jesus.

On Tuesday in house news, Stella brought out one of her creative sides, she told BVs to act like other BVs by commenting like them while BVs would guess the BV that was being mimicked. She announced that the person that mimicks her perfectly would be invited to her inbox for wraps of Amala and vegetable soup.
Tuesday in house news was very hilarious as BVs took the assignment seriously. BVs ribs almost broke from intense laughing. BVs brought out their A game but it seemed as though BVs Phoenix and Ryah had been waiting for a day like that because their mimicks were so exceptional. Remain small make person teeth comot from laugh. If you haven't read that post, hurry there now.

On Wednesday spontaneous post, #WCW. BV Uzu Anwuli excitedly announced it was her work anniversary. She thanked BV Phoenix for her selflessness, kindness and brain towards getting her job. She also thanked her darling BV Acenene, she said she was still in awe of BV Ekajoy's kindness, she thanked her life saver, angel Kool Love that's being coming thru for her even though they've not met, she prayed that he'd never lack helpers.

On sighting her comment, Stella wore her decoding shoes, she said plenty amebo dey the post, she tried to decode the role every member of BVN mentioned played. Congratulations Anwuli, you'll be going from glory to glory.

On Wednesday in house news, Stella announced that due to popular demand, the safest, surest and best place to connect with your missing rib, Stella's single and mingle would be posted once in October and once in December. The dates are currently undecided. Congratulations to all participants as they locate the absolute love of their lives.

A BV was worried because her sister got a job as a waitress in a hotel but the management of the hotel mandates that she conducts a blood test. Most BVs told her to rest her mind as it's a normal protocol since she'd be handling food and other things.

BVs were still basking in the euphoria of Tuesday IHN, they were thanking BV Phoenix massively for making them laugh so hard, Stella asked BVs to share ideas for fun post that'd make comments pour in. She said no be only during giveaway time comments go dey fall on top each other, where yansh lickers go dey compete to outdo the other.

Blog's "Google map" and private investigator, XP, revealed to Stella and everyone searching for Eesah that the former native doctor don blow! She said Eesah is a bomb that blew the northerners emerging Tiktokers, and is now ESTABLISHED. XP also said she read a review about emerging northerns and his name and SDKBLOG was duly noted! Thanks to XPs arinu oride skills BVs are informed that former native doctor is now an established content creator/tiktoker and has escaped Sapa.

BV XP proved that she's multi talented, not just capable of unmasking people but also a songwriter and a musician. She did a remix of desperate chicks by Stormrex for her haters.
On Thursday spontaneous post, BV Sweetness, not just in name only but in deeds narrated how she and her siblings marked her mom's birthday. She said the prices of sweet corn and baked beans wanted to whine her but she didn't panic. She improvised with fresh corn, boiled in sugar solution and green beans. She said the fried rice made mad sense, the composure mad and her mom was overjoyed.

On Thursday in house news, Stella revealed to BVs that BV Isaacbaba has been in her thoughts for a while. She appealed to him to come back or reply her mail at least.
BV Pinky in his segment narrated his ordeal with armed robbers and how he lost his laptop to them. I'm so sorry about your ordeal, Pinky.

BV Fimi narrated the shege the country and the economy is showing her, how she consoles herself with her MTN 2k for 15gig data. While BVs consoled her and encouraged her not to lose hope, an alleged she's a giveaway scavenger.
After BV Joan Alexis posted her usual quotes, an anon asked her if she ever interacts with other BVs or just posts to position herself for giveaway. Alot of BVs pointed out to the Anons that she does interact with people and infact, she comments have impacted a lot of lives, copied or not.

BV Goke pointed out that it's not everyone that has the luxury of time to be spending on blogs all day, he said Nigeria needs intense hustling so as not to beg for giveaways always. An Anon reminded him about how cheap his time was during giveaway periods and how he almost built a duplex on the blog, always present.

On Friday spontaneous post, BV Ali B and BVs discussed left-handedness and encouraged parents not to try change their kids. They also talked about some of the adverse effects of forcing a lefty to change.
BV Biz aka SDK's beloved daughter couldn't contain her joy as she narrated how she had been battling for her child's custody with her ex husband. He came out of the blues to claim custody of the child he abandoned when he was 6mnths old. He wanted to use his influence and all, but after intense crying to God, prayers and fasting, losing massive weight, God said Biz, no panic I dey for you. After all the oppression at the human rights, Biz's ex husband told her he was no longer interested in the custody battle, hallelujah!

An Anon wants to give BV Triple C a run for his love. The Anon gave a special shout-out to BV Triple C's boo, Paris Savannah. Enjoyment minister regarded her anonymous lover as a toothless bulldog.

An Anon was curious about motherhood poster's post where she said she breastfed her over 2yrs baby until she gave birth to her second child. Anon wondered if the act was proper, if the newborn got colostrum. Pls, doctors in the house, educate us.
Like a volcano, BV Shooter gyal landed Friday spontaneous post. She proved that the "shooter" in her name is not for decoration when she fired so many shots at BV XP. She regarded XP as a filthy cunt, she also said XP had been longing to be shot by her because she had been shading her every single day. According to Shooter gyal, she's literally XP's obsession.
Shooter gyal revealed that all the exclusive infos and hot teas XP gives us are all lies, fabu! A shameful fool, a pig and so many other names which are very heavy.
Friday in house news was another fun post, if you're sad or going thru anything, just go to the post, I promise your jaws would ache from intense laughter. It was a part 2 edition where BVs mimick their fellow BVs.

BV Phoenix was declared winner for the first edition, Stella told her to meet her inbox for her gigantic win.

On the mimick post, BV XP revealed that popular BV Shooter gyal looks nothing like Nengi. Infact, she said Shooter's tummy is like ite ona and that BV Shooter is Nollywood actress, Ola Daniels doppelganger. She described Shooter as a seaside crab from Wilberforce island.
Some BVs are excited about the rogbondiyan between the two controversial and popular BVs, they've powered their phones, power banks, bought popcorn and gloves in case they need to separate fight.

BV XP, Asia, Elsa and others swore that they were going to wound BVs with happiness.

On Saturday spontaneous post, BV Paris Savannah's anonymous lover said he didn't come to play. He said he's going to sweep enjoyment minister off her feet, and would reveal his identity soon.
Stella told him to taaaarh get out because Paris is already booed up and she also told him to go double his hustle because the way he writes screams brokelyn..

Till I come your way next week, leave wahala for who get am.

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