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Monday in house news, Stella declared BVs Glam grandma and BV Doris as her favorite BVs of the year. She also called on BVs to state theirs.

Business Mogul, BV ChardeyAlade recounted how her fast selling newly discovered business, men's okrika underwears was selling out fast like hot puff-puff. Despite the high demand, ChardeyAlade was skeptical whether to go ahead and order for more or just walkaway from the business because the profit margin is extremely low. On sighting her comment, experienced business man, importer/exporter told her that in business, the most important thing is turnover. He gave her several other business ideas.

Freaky Anon wanted to explore the "backyard" in the oza room so, he convinced his dearest wife to try anal segz with him. After getting all the baby oils, Anon was surprised that as he freaked in, the place was so loose and his LOML didn't groan. Anon wondered if his heartthrob don diddy it outside. Anon said that though, he too dey "off-set" outside but e be like say his wife is ahead ahead. Anon is sad, devastated and doesn't want to believe what his mind's telling him.

Tuesday Spontaneous post, an Anon, in tears, despaired cried out to Stella to help her. Anon cried bitterly about how hard the economy is biting her. Her inability to afford good food, etc. She begged Stella to pls do giveaway for BVs. She said she wasn't entitled, but her request was humble, last resort cry for help.

Tuesday in house news, Stella announced to BVs that BV Iya Nimi sent her her business update. Stella was wowed, she told BVs that iya Nimi has something really awesome going on. Also, she said Iya Nimi's English smooth die and her voice is soothing.

BV Glam grandma thanked Stella for choosing her as her fave BV. She also gifted Stella a picture of a cute dog whose name is Stella.
Former/imaginative/aspiring fashion icon, Ekajoy decided she would leave the fashion industry for her junior colleagues, Mercy Eke, Chiomagoodhair etc. She said that she pumps a whole lot of money into buying clothes but when they arrive, instead of looking like a baddie, she looks like badira. Eka thanked God she don see man.

On Wednesday in house news, Stella landed with a food for thought... She advised BVs to be loyal to the person that has their back, come rain, come sunshine rather than showing loyalty to the person that'll take them to the riverbank knowing fully well that they no Sabi swim and water go come carry them away
She also announced that BV Glam grandma sent her 25k to gift an undisclosed BV. Also, she would do 10k giveaway for 10 BVs.

BV Adaoluchi decided that the current rain in Nigeria is too basic, she spiced it up with massive, heavy flow of recharge cards. This was her own way of giving back to the blog and showing appreciation for the numerous business supports.
The face of Wednesday IHN, a baddie, with so much steeze, composure and aura had BVs gushing and awwwing.

Blog's fastest finger, BV Abionah whispered that fear would not let her disclose the amount of recharge cards she copped.
Excitedly, BV Shuga danced into the blog. She was happy that her neighbor had just conceived after TTC for 9yrs! She couldn't contain her joy, BVs celebrated with her.

On Thursday spontaneous post, Stella called out a stubborn bedbug that has refused to leave the blog. She recounted that the bedbug made insulting comments towards her, cussing her for posting trending stories and gaining traffic from it. She sprayed heavier insecticides on the bug.

An Anon cried out for help, she said she was devasted. Stella promised that she'd choose the Anon as part of the 10k giveaway recipients.
Friday in house news, was ushered in by Stella sending special greetings to the good, bad and ugly on the blog. She also hailed lover boy, BV Paris Ade Ori okin, Triple C for contributing 10k to the giveaway money. So, 11 BVs would get 10k each. She also called on BVs to contribute their widow's mite towards the giveaway.
BVs were to compile their own list which must include; BV Ummu and the Anon that cried out as nos 1 and 2 respectively. Stella would pick the list that made sense the most.
BV Triple C said that was his own little way of saying thank you to Stella for everything she had done for him and hopes to be able to do more in future.
Ezege international, face of African writers, best selling author in the embryo, Teejay wrote a long, emotional tribute for his spoilt/rotten banana which he kept in his house 2 weeks ago. Tee, I'm so sorry for your loss, especially at this very beautiful Tpain era. BV Nkiru.Iwuchukwu was disgusted about how prolific writer, Teejay chose to bid his dearest bananas farewell. She bashed him and asked him how a whole man like him would write of all that because of only banana! Fish pieeeeeee.
A lot of BVs commiserated with Teejay. They also knocked BV Nkiru.Iwuchukwu for her highly insensitive comment, they asked her if Teejay collected her biscuits. They also asked her why she constantly insults Teejay even when he had totally ignored her. From every angle, she collected wotoporously.

Omo, e be like family members needs to cage their animals, rats especially because like this, they don chop food laced with weed, and e don dey craze.

An Anon narrated how she ordered food from chowde-k, after a few minutes, they told her to anticipate because she was getting the biggest surprise ever but she'd need to make an appreciation speech, smile and dance for the camera..Anon kindly explained to them that she wouldn't be able to do that as she wore her company's vest. Dispatch rider come vex say make she do am like that pe e no mean. He started to para for Anon, in his mind, they want to give her a heavy, massive surprise and she's priding. Laslas, Anon collected her package the the mouth watering, gigantic surprise she found was the smallest sachet of cornflakes.
An Anon told BVs that BVs Ali B and Morayo had contacted each other in the past..So, the Anon suggested that Ali checks up on her and update the blog.

On Friday spontaneous post, emotionally BV Teejay called out Nkiru and the Anon that said all he does is comment on the blog everyday. Teejay asked if it is a crime to comment and engage the blog everyday. He noted that several other male and female BVs visit the blog and make multiple comments on post but trolls wouldn't let him be.
 he said she had insulted him unprovoked in the past but as a wise man, he chose to suffocate her with his silence. He wondered why Nkiru felt the constant need to insult him despite being his tribesman. Teejay said that BVs shares their personal stories on the blog but they are cheered on and hugged but when e reach his turn, he'd be bullied, dragged and insulted. He asked BVs what his offence is, why they wouldn't let him drink water and drop cup.
BV Ekajoy was pissed by Teejay's "outburst",she asked him why she chose to dwell on the negative Anon and ignoring the other comments that almost tore Nkiru apart.
Blog's detective, Oshodi DSS begged BVs to let Teejay breathe. ODSS said Teejay is human afterall and has blood running through his veins. She also appealed to Stella to look into the matter.
BVs turned Eka into a tiger gen and dragged her aggressively. They asked why she didn't defend him again Nkiru but gaslighting him to shut up.
Stella begged BVs to stop pouring gas into the burning furnace of warring BVs.
An Anon called out Stella for not enabling his/her comment about helping a BV. The anon alleged that Stella wanted every help to go through her. Another Anon explained to the initial Anon that Stella is protecting the identity of both the sender and the receiver because the blog had experienced scenarios where BVs no gree their helper rest.
Zeeone biggest fan, Stella said she doesn't watch her Zeeone anymore but BVs are surprised that she's knows about every episode, scene and casts and that she's up to date with each episode.
On Friday in house news, Stella said her mind's telling her to do monthly giveaway, from October to December.
The recipients of 10k giveaway are; Ummu, Anon, Lora, Chika, Osundi, Goke, Teacher NK, Onyingate, Candy, Simply Divine and Biz beloved.
Stella asked BVs to compile different lists and chose the list of blog detective, Oshodi DSS.
It was BV Teacher NK's birthday and she celebrated herself by sending in her very beautiful, blinding pictures.

BV Sandra's tailor is bent on catching a husband for her. She invited her to the mountain where she'd pray out her husband by fire wherever he is. Sandra said she'd start avoiding the woman.
BV Game's Mistress begged BVs to pray for a young guy that was rushed in by his parents to the hospital she went. BVs prayed for him and hoped he made it out, alive.
An Anon begged Stella to consider her male BVs in her next batch of giveaway. Oshodi DSS concurred and appealed to Stella to look into it.

On Saturday spontaneous post, BV Miss H narrated her experience visiting the morgue. it was traumatizing, a reminder that the world isn't anyone's permanent abode.

Till I come your way next week, leave wahala for who get am.

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