MONDAY In House News

 Monday Afternnon hailings!

IN HOUSE MEMO

How everybody dey? Sunday was the last day of summer, so today is not so warm and as the days progess, it will get colder..I am supposed to be happy after all the heat in the last few weeks but abeg i dont know cos i presently have runny nose- Baba God na your hand e dey!

Please eh, something is really pissing me off...Why do the characters in Zeeone series always say what they are thinking or plan to do? They will talk and someone behind the wall or door will hear everything...I tire!!!

I really enjoyed Friday in house news and thank everyone who participated...I dont know who took the day oh....There were so many funny stuff that everyone posted....

Errm, BV St Phoenix, tell Waju the data seller to give you 5 gig data for your last win,i wanted to buy you juice but i forgot and anyway, data is better..

If you are in good health reading this right now eh, you dont know what God has done for you.....Drop your phone and take a second to thank him.....

Enjoy the rest of the day and check up on someone if you can, they might be sick and you are there angry that they have not contacted you....CHECK UP ON SOMEONE; E NO GO KEE YOU!!!!

Hugs...

xoxoxoxoxox

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MADAM AMEBO CORNER.....
Good day SDK, how today? I was just at my shop today and something happened, I saw one of my neighbors yelling at a guy in a Keke and they were pointing at my daughter, so I came closer and asked what happened, she said the guy was calling my daughter to come but the girl refused, so he started calling her stupid, I was really not in the mood for trouble or raising voice, so I calmly told the guy to go...

He brought out a bag full of all those Yahoo boys clothes, he started sharing the clothes to strangers, new new clothes, he gave us but we refused, I told him to please go, come and see people devouring his wares, nice foot wares, JBL speaker and other valuables,
The Keke driver was laughing telling me that the young guy likes my daughter and I should take the thing he's giving me, I didn't say anything because I noticed that the guy was so high on drugs, this guy started asking me whether I get money? Who i be? That I am stupid too for refusing what he gave me, Ahhh na so I waka comot ooo.
He was there making noise to the extent the Keke guy got upset and told him to settle him that he wants to leave, this guy turned the insults to him too, even that my neighbor still chop insults, he asked the Keke guy how much his money is, he said it's 10k, this guy threw 3k at the Keke guy and told him that he will kpaii him if he mess up.
All of a sudden, na so this Keke guy begin rain blows on him, he beat am till he collapsed, this Keke guy entered his tricycle and ran off, left this guy in front of my shop, guys like him asked me to bring fearless energy drink and it was forced down his throat, they said it can subside whatever he took, he was on that floor for over 30mins, he got up and walked away, he didn't even say thank you for the drink, "most" of our youths are messed up with drugs and alcohol, i pray God to continually watch over our children... Amen

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PINKYS CORNER

Just like that? 

I left home exactly 12pm on Sunday to drop an assignment I helped someone on which was saved on her flash because she was ment to come for it but she didn't. I called and she wasn't picking. The assignment is to be submitted on Monday. I left home to drop the flash. 

I got to her house and everywhere was filled up with people. Was surprised and scared sef . I don't know if to ask about her or go to her entrance directly. Not long, they brought out a lady in her 300level adult education who by herself drank a sniper just like that.  The reason for going there wasn't considered again because I needed to gather info. 

From what I got. She became a customer to depression when her guy who happened to be her sponsor got married to another lady. Both has been together since she was an apprentice at ikorodu before she gained admission. The guy was the one responsible for her studies before the said marriage came up a month ago and she got to know. To make matter worse, the guy was with her for like 3days flexing with her without her knowing that, in 4 to 5 days time, the guy would be getting married. What happened made her depressed and she failed to even tell a friend let alone any of her family. This became her problem and she couldn't even attend her class. Her family was called upon. 

I heard clearly when the landlord was shouting and saying "if she she gets better, she should just move out of his house and he is ready to even return everything without removing anything" . Yes, I understand him so much because baba is trying to save himself from court case and unforseen circumstances.  And my question is, how on earth will someone decided to kill him/herself because of someone who has decided to move on with his life. I understand that, love can make one become so stupid but we all need to do better by understanding that, men can change their decisions and women can also tend to change at any point in time but making yourself happy should be paramount. 

Killing yourself because of someone shouldn't be part of your objectives. Learn to be strong even when someone leaves you without a notice. If you die because of anyone then you have just given the person an opportunity to live a good life without even thinking about the bad things he/she has done to you. But making yourself strong and working towards being a better person gives such being a rethink. 

As at the time I'm compiling this, I don't know if she survived it or not until I get back to school on Monday to confirm from my coursemates. 

Sad story, I pray that she survives..though the thing she took may have done extreme internal damage..

Pinky you dey find single geh wey dey love alone go for her hostel? Hmmm make you take am easy cos devil get several tricks...Dont do it again, wait till you see her in school

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SUNDAY FACTS ON MONDAY
---80% of all serious or fatal car crashes are caused by men.

 ---A new material called "magnetoelectric multiferroic" has the potential to make a smartphone battery last for three months.
---10-15 minutes of jump roping can burn over 200 calories. This makes jump roping one of the best and efficient forms of cardio.
---Having no friends could be as deadly as smoking, a Harvard University study suggests.
---The brain treats rejection like physical pain, according to scientists.
---If you are under the age of 38, statistics show that the funniest joke you will ever hear in your life is a joke you haven't heard yet.

culled from whatapp

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COMPARING NAIJA WOMEN WITH OTHERS
Australian ladies will travel from Australia to Canada spending $2,000 dollars for flight tickets which is nearly N3.3m and travel a distance of 17 hours on air to visit a man.
American babes will spend over $2,500 dollars which is over N3m to buy flight tickets and travel almost 10 hours journeying on air from America to England to visit a boyfriends.
European girls will spend over £2,000 which is around N4.2m flying 17 hours all the way from Europe to Asia to visit a guy.
But Nigerian girls cannot travel a journey of 3 hours that cannot cost more than #10,000 to visit a toaster in the same country, instead she will ask for transportation fare and money for hairdo.

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This was posted with pun intended, Naija women una own too much, especially with that transport money thingy, or havent we soon Chronicles here complaining about tranport faire?LOL

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TRUE OR FALSE

If We Remove Segs From a Relationship you Will Discover that Most of us Ladies Have Nothing to Offer In Relationships. Search your Conscience, What Else Do you offer Aside From Segs??? 

Remove Money from a Relationship And you Will Discover that Over 90% of Ladies Won't See a Reason to Be In a Relationship. We Want Our Men to take Care of Us But We Add No Value to their Life Other than Segs And troubles. Lets Change Our Mindset, Lets Learn to be Valuable In a Relationship. Lets Pray For them While they Are Down.

Motivate them to Hustle Harder.

Give them Listening Ears.

Lets Give them Reasonable Advise. Lets Play a Role of a Mother in their Life. Copied

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