Hailings....
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Dog photo is dedicated to the BV that called me ritualist....Now i laugh so hard when i see my Innocent dog photos...
In Reality I cant stand dogs but i love dog photos so much...Read dogs traumatise me cos of what dogs do to some people...A dog ate of a babys head somewhere in Europe years back...Thats one of the reasons i cant stand them....
Nice dog eyes..hahahahahahahahahaha
How is everyone..let me look for what to eat...In case comments are slow no worry, i go quickly enable when my hands are free...
Eka Joy please curse out that RATTY annon attacking you.....
Least i forget, the internet rat mailed me saying that it doesnt not visit here anymore and that it is not Jolly ID and that we should stop accusing Jolly...how e use know? The Appropriate authorities issued him a warning so he promised not to troll me anymore.....lets pray he keeps to his words so that i dont go the extra mile...i love peace......
I still believe he is here though......He can stay and be reading, no one can stop that but to now be trolling others under anon is not OK...If its the rat or whoever, please stop.
I did not reply his email cos i dont need to and the end had a nasty tone, like sending me on an errand...LMAO!!!!
Hugs to everyone.....
Choose your battle if you must go to war with anyone...
Happy Woman Crush Wednesday to all the women and men who read here
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MADAM AMEBO CORNER....
Good day Stella, them don serve me breakfast...
E get one guy wey I de love from backyard oo and to think that this guy led me on, if I greet him laidis, he will pause, smile, ask me about everything, how I have been, how the country is treating me, ask if i slept well , et al.
Inside my head I de love this guy de come, I was happily waiting for him to finally give the relationship a name but he didn't.
One day I was going out, I saw him, he offered me a lift, I quickly said yes cos this guy is so cute plus gentle join, I changed everything about me because of this guy, even my step, I will fix my hair often, keep my skin glowing, dress cute because I don't want him to catch me unfresh.
Ehen that day we rode in his car together, we were actually heading the same place, oh gosh I enjoyed every bit of that ride, the guy been wan scatter my head with blues, na so I de smile and he can hold a conversation.
At some point I even started praying for him cos for inside my head, we don wed finish, na to call my fellow Bvs for asoebi na em remain..
Sometime last month, he drove to my shop and we were gisting about house, so I told him that a friend of mine said something about a 3bedroom flat somewhere close, so he dropped his number and told me to contact him when I confirm if the apartment was still available (na so I take get him number)
Finally, he got the apartment through that my friend, shiishii them no give me, Stella I didn't care cos I was in love, I felt he was expanding to accommodate us, he moved in, I no come de see am again, I didn't want to call him or chat him because I was maintaining my steeze, I no wan fall cheap, i been de wait for am to toast me in an honorable way.
This morning, I saw his update, he de celebrate one cute pikin birthday, the baby resemble am somehow, so I quickly told him that my little daughter birthday na today too, he said wooow, that the little girl is his 5th child,
Ojaaaaa!!! How is that even possible? I been think say him na virgin ooo, he went ahead to tell me that he moved his family down from Abuja cos he was missing them a lot, Stella so the house I found was for him and his family (i kuku broke my own heart), he sent me photos (see him big head, like say I request for proof),
I shaa don block am, if no be my children wey de tell me to choose love over gossip, why will I fall in love like that? Mtchewww wohhh I have resumed my gossip wey de give me blood, e no de disappoint, e de always come hot, if gossip dey under 3rd mainland bridge now, i go find am go, i must be serving it hot nowadays...
I AM DONE WITH LOVE
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
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FROM TUESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS
People wey dey smoke Igbo, how una manage dey smoke that thing all the time and still maintain steeze like say nothing happen.
Two pieces of brownies I ate showed me shege, Olun!
Although I heard when eaten, it highs more and the highness last longer than when smoked .
I just ate two pieces of the brownies, after one hour, nothing happened. I asked my guy, if truly Igbo is in the cake because I'm still clear. He said "baba relax, na small small you go feel am".
I wanted to eat another one, he said no.
After 2 hours, as I was reading sdk blog, it was as if someone is shaking my brain.
I stood up immediately to know what was happening to me, but it was as if my village people were after me.
I said to my soul "calm down, no one poisoned you". Then I sat back on my chair.
At this point, anything I think of, I see coloured picture images of my thinking. It was as if someone sat me down and is playing my thoughts on coloured TV for me to watch.
Igbo highness is totally different from alcohol highness.
The way you can't control your staggering or vomiting when drunk, that's exactly the way you can't control your thinking when high on Igbo. You will be thinking many things at the same time and all your thoughts being played for you before your eyes.
As I sat back on my chair and continue reading comments, it was as if I was reading a foreign language .
I cleared my eyes and I saw myself in my thinking (thoughts) telling me "no be crazy you wan craze so" and I replied "na lie, I no dey craze, if dey craze I for don pull cloth enter street " I laughed after saying that. Then myself in my thinking told me "after laughing, no to pull cloth be the next stage to madness" , immediately I stopped laughing and asked myself if truly I'm going mad.
After much deliberation, I have come to the conclusion that No woman is perfect... They come with both blessings and baggage, so choose yours carefully.
The problem often is that we choose women whose blessings and baggage we can’t handle.
If you choose a working-class woman, just know she might not handle all the housework.
If you go for a housewife, understand that she won’t be bringing in money.
If you choose an obedient woman, be ready to take full responsibility for her well-being.
If you go for a strong woman, respect her independence and opinions.
If you choose a fine babe, be prepared for the extra expenses that come with it.
If you decide to be with a successful woman, know that she has her own goals and a strong character.
Nobody is perfect. Everyone has their own unique qualities that make them special.
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FROM TUESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS
People wey dey smoke Igbo, how una manage dey smoke that thing all the time and still maintain steeze like say nothing happen.
Two pieces of brownies I ate showed me shege, Olun!
Although I heard when eaten, it highs more and the highness last longer than when smoked .
I just ate two pieces of the brownies, after one hour, nothing happened. I asked my guy, if truly Igbo is in the cake because I'm still clear. He said "baba relax, na small small you go feel am".
I wanted to eat another one, he said no.
After 2 hours, as I was reading sdk blog, it was as if someone is shaking my brain.
I stood up immediately to know what was happening to me, but it was as if my village people were after me.
I said to my soul "calm down, no one poisoned you". Then I sat back on my chair.
At this point, anything I think of, I see coloured picture images of my thinking. It was as if someone sat me down and is playing my thoughts on coloured TV for me to watch.
Igbo highness is totally different from alcohol highness.
The way you can't control your staggering or vomiting when drunk, that's exactly the way you can't control your thinking when high on Igbo. You will be thinking many things at the same time and all your thoughts being played for you before your eyes.
As I sat back on my chair and continue reading comments, it was as if I was reading a foreign language .
I cleared my eyes and I saw myself in my thinking (thoughts) telling me "no be crazy you wan craze so" and I replied "na lie, I no dey craze, if dey craze I for don pull cloth enter street " I laughed after saying that. Then myself in my thinking told me "after laughing, no to pull cloth be the next stage to madness" , immediately I stopped laughing and asked myself if truly I'm going mad.
My mind told me to remove my cloth and to the corridor to get some fresh, I told myself that I was feeling cold, myself said to me "yes you are feeling cold, but the cold no dey touch your head , na why your brain dey shake" . By then it was if I saw someone carrying like a baby and shaking my head.
Myself told me "go drink garri and sleep before you craze finish"
I entered kitchen, soaked garri and drank it with half loaf of family sized bread.
I went to my bed and lied down. It was as if I'm in an empty dark auditorium with a dim light.
I woke up immediately, I asked myself what if I sleep and go mad in my dream and my spirit wanders away, running mad in dream land and never return. I jumped up from my bed, went back to my parlour and started singing worship songs, but at this point, I was singing different songs at the same time.
I went back to my room when I started feeling dizzy, that was I slept off.
As I woke up in the morning, I threw away the remaining brownies. I can't kill myself by myself.
PS: for those that will ask about my guy, he left after delivering the brownies.
Myself told me "go drink garri and sleep before you craze finish"
I entered kitchen, soaked garri and drank it with half loaf of family sized bread.
I went to my bed and lied down. It was as if I'm in an empty dark auditorium with a dim light.
I woke up immediately, I asked myself what if I sleep and go mad in my dream and my spirit wanders away, running mad in dream land and never return. I jumped up from my bed, went back to my parlour and started singing worship songs, but at this point, I was singing different songs at the same time.
I went back to my room when I started feeling dizzy, that was I slept off.
As I woke up in the morning, I threw away the remaining brownies. I can't kill myself by myself.
PS: for those that will ask about my guy, he left after delivering the brownies.
Hmmmm i had a friend who is late now, she died 2 years ago.
She did same thing to me but hid it inside egusi soup....Only God saved me......This is the reason i dont eat egusi soup...
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NO WOMAN IS PERFECTAfter much deliberation, I have come to the conclusion that No woman is perfect... They come with both blessings and baggage, so choose yours carefully.
The problem often is that we choose women whose blessings and baggage we can’t handle.
If you choose a working-class woman, just know she might not handle all the housework.
If you go for a housewife, understand that she won’t be bringing in money.
If you choose an obedient woman, be ready to take full responsibility for her well-being.
If you go for a strong woman, respect her independence and opinions.
If you choose a fine babe, be prepared for the extra expenses that come with it.
If you decide to be with a successful woman, know that she has her own goals and a strong character.
Nobody is perfect. Everyone has their own unique qualities that make them special.
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----75% of women ask questions in which they already know the answer to. This is why it's best to simply tell her the truth.
--People who stay busy (even with pointless tasks) tend to be happier than those who don't.
--'Flammable' and 'inflammable' mean the same thing
--Just because life isn't fair doesn't mean it isn't good
--Travel. As much as you can. As far as you can. As long as you can. Life’s not meant to be lived in one place.
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We welcome IHN
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon everyone!
GOOD AFTERNOON MY SDK FAMILY.
DeleteGood afternoon everyone 🥰
DeleteGood afternoon lovelies
DeleteExcellent afternoon my wonderful people ♥️♥️
DeleteGood afternoon miss Ess, let me perch here.
DeleteOh my goodness. The Igbo stories got me laughing so hard. Whaaaaat.
I really hope you won't try it again.
The surprising thing for me is, you used your own money to go buy it. For what purpose pls? Lol
Amebo corner. sorry ooo lol.
Beautiful adverts up there. More sales sis
Hello IHN, Hello Stella trust your day went well. Happy that my students did well in their WASSCE.
Delete…. And God promised Men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the Earth, then he made the Earth “round”…, and laughed and laughed and laughed again!
ReplyDeleteKelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)
Lol. My type of humour!😁
DeleteLol
DeleteOMG!🤣🤣.
DeleteIndeed God made the World round .
Good afternoon everyone
ReplyDeleteGreetings Babe 😘😘
DeleteI can't wait for tonight UEFA super cup tie between Real Madrid and Atalanta ⚽⚽
Real Madrid will win.
DeleteIn the midst of a busy day, take a moment to count your blessings and be Greatful for all that you have.. Good afternoon house
ReplyDeleteYes ooo,Lord I am grateful 🙏
DeleteLord I am Grateful for your Mercy.
DeleteGrateful heart always.
DeleteLord i am grateful
DeleteForever grateful to my Maker🙌
DeleteI wonder what people see in that Igbo. I used to see one man early in the morning, white substance on his head and will be doing exercise in the middle of the road.
DeleteAtimes he will be going backward not minding the moving cars.
Drug abuse is bad
So that boy is still peeping us, Stella, he won just go away o. Intact, he has changed ID sef.
I visited someone recently. When I got in, I saw takeaway plate that has been used to eat, thrown one side at the office. I noticed movement and went closer to check, there are life maggots big ones inside the plate. Why not throw it away, or wash it, she left it there. When explaining she said it was just brought out from under a carton that morning.
ReplyDeleteThat image lives rent free in my head.
I say make I remind ona...
Try and wash that your towel. It's overdue.
Change your bedsheets it's almost a month.
Buy new toothbrush cos it's still shinning doesn't mean it's not old. Change it.
You see that your kitchen sponge. Change it.
Bathing sponge is not forever for those who use it. Try and buy new one.
Gentlemen, your boxers it's almost a week and you're still wearing it. Pity your P, wash and change it.
Ladies, Go and buy new set of panties. Year in year out same pant. Change it.
Hey God! Chai...
DeleteHmmm
DeleteFunny enough those things you mentioned up there are exactly what many forget or refused to change/ wash often... Thanks for reminding us dear
DeleteThis is a wake up call. Thanks!
DeleteAll we have is now.....
ReplyDeleteTomorrow is never promised.
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Opportunities will come across your path that seem too big. You’re not qualified; it’s never happened in your family. Yet down deep, you’ll feel a stirring, a passion, a faith, telling you that you can do it. You can speak to nations. You can start the business. You can beat the cancer. You can write the book. Those are destiny genes that have been put in you by your Creator, that are about to open up. There is greatness in you. There are new levels, gifts you haven’t tapped into: books, songs, movies, ideas, creativity that are lying dormant. At a specific time, they’re going to come to life.
ReplyDeleteJoel Osteen
Thank you
DeleteThank you.
DeleteStella, it's your last line for me today. "Choose your battle if you must go to war with anyone".
ReplyDeleteWarm greetings from my side to yours, my fellow blog fam 💜
Greetings from my side too nwannem
DeleteAs in!
DeleteGreetings my sister
DeleteGood afternoon beautiful Morayo
Delete@ Madam Amebo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteAswear that woman no serious 😂🤣🤣
DeleteMadam Amebo, you just made my day, my sister likes gossip like you.
DeleteShe told me that Gossip allows you forget your problem cos you are busy analysing other people's problems.
Amebo mama stick to amebo, hahahahahah
Delete🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Anon
DeleteGood afternoon 🌞🌞🌞
ReplyDeleteMassive sales 💯 to the advert recipients ...
I also hate dogs with passion, maybe cos of my past experience tho..
Have a wonderful day 💗
Amen 🙏. Thanks.
DeleteGood afternoon blog fam
ReplyDelete@Amebo poster,e Dn set for you o😂
That was how I attended a church program over the weekend,the choir director was such a cute man with fine voice join,my God the create sha.
Say No to drugs o
Hailings...
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon Cynthia.
DeleteLess I forget. So Stella decided to bring the dog today with sharp eyes, so the soul of the anon can be finally snatched away 🤣🤣😍🤣🤣🤣
Infact, today I had to be looking at the dog's eyes. Cos I want to understand how the snatching is done. Still studying it though. Lol.
Anon better leave here ooo. Because you just unleashed the dogs. Before you know now, for every post, Stella go first post 2 dogs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Something funny is happening.
ReplyDeleteA while back, I think middle of June, a ‘friend of mine’ from ‘the WhatsApp’ group sent me a message from the blues and asked for a loan of 10k to be returned on the 19th. Now this guy is known as a perpetual debtor. He owes basically a lot of people on that group. He will place a football bet sef on the group and when he loses, he will never pay.
But the good thing is that, he’s never asked me for money and I looked at 10k as money I can write off if it gets to that. I was so certain, he wouldn’t pay back. Toh.
On the 18th, he sent me a message asking for my account details and paid back my money. I was surprised but I wasn’t convinced knowing his history and I told my husband something is up. Two days later, he sent another message, asking for an urgent loan, this time around, it was 15k to be paid back a few days later and I just laughed because na me this guy dey use do MMM. But it was 15k and still money I can write off. So I gave him and told my husband to bet with me that he won’t pay this one back or take forever to pay it back and if he even pays it back, he will come back asking for an amount even higher.
Sent him a message a few days after repayment was due and he apologized gave one excuse and promised to pay the next day.
People of SDK blog, it’s been almost 2 months and I still don’t have my money. Radio silence from the guy too. No calls explaining why my money has still not been paid and he’s very active on the WhatsApp group.
I have written off the loan sha but is it that these people don’t think? So when u need help again, will u even be able to ask that same person again?
He paid back the 10k, cos he planned to borrow again and not pay back.
DeleteLol, maybe the person is related to ex BV, Mark Morgan. That was his modus operandi.
DeleteThe truth is that, it's better to beg for help/ assistance when you know you can't afford to pay back than asking for loan. By so doing, anyone giving will understand it's an act of help and not a loan.
DeleteNo one is above asking for help but be specific what you can do and what you can't do.
© TEEJAY
Of course he won't come near you next time, he has since moved on to the next 'victim'.
DeleteI dislike people who owe and refuse to pay back. Makes it hard to help good people.
Onyingate, I won’t lie, wanted to use the name to describe this behaviour but I didn’t wanna push it too far
DeleteI detest and despise people like that. But I take joy in knowing that the money I give them cuts them off from me permanently. I will never ask the person for the money. I will just watch you show the kind of person you are.
DeleteYou will never ask me again even better, you will see me flourishing but you can't ask me how I got the connect because the absence of financial integrity has become an odorous cloak around you.
Yes, he will still shamelessly ask you.
DeleteA guy I know reads this blog does same, you'll think that should stop them from coming back to ask, but this guy confidently still called to ask after not paying for the last one.
Then I asked him how he can do that.. asin the audacity shocked me.. can you believe this guy told me that shebi he told me to remind him on a certain date but I chose not to remind him.. the thing is that when he asked for the loan, he said he'll pay on a certain date that I should remind him, I told him I won't remind him, that I cannot be chasing anyone for money, say as him ask make he pay like that..
That's what this guy is using as a defence for not paying my money lol..
Do I still give him, yes, but I give something I see as dash
Some people have this bad habit of borrowing money without any intention of paying back. Very bad attitude.
DeleteThat MM case shock me o
DeleteDante,
DeleteThat guy juju hold you very strong😁😁
You mean you still gives him up till now after that rude response to you? Well, maybe you are that close with him.
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Funny thing is that if he had come to me, explaining his situation, I would have undoubtedly told him to forget about the money (I do this a lot if the money is small) but what I totally detest is one playing on my intelligence. In his head, she lives abroad, the 15k is nothing to her, so no need to pay her back. That’s the mindset that disgusts me the most.
DeleteSome will still ask. They believe they are smart. People shaaa
Delete@DOGgedity
DeleteI detest and despise people like that. But I take joy in knowing that the money I give them cuts them off from me permanently. I will never ask the person for the money. I will just watch you show the kind of person you are.
Story ! Story !! You've not seen some people who are shameless. Your above comment just reminded me of a church member that's always asking me for money. Called me up one day and requested urgently for 5k to send to his daughter in school, promising to pay back. I didn't have much but because I was tired of him always asking me for money, I decided to give him and use it to cut him off if he fails to pay back. Time to pay back turned to sob stories. I didn't bother because I thought he will be ashamed to ask me for money again. This man waited for some time and then resumed asking without paying for the 5k he borrowed. He doesn't even talk about it anymore. Funny enough, I've gotten about the 5k. I just remembered it after reading comments.
The one that pained me is him calling me few weeks after my dad's burial knowing fully well that I must have spent for the burial. Yet it didn't stop him.
I was so angry but I later sent him. His wife and I are in the same unit in church. I admire how she carries herself but the way her husband begs me for money don tire me. A worker in church that earns salary. Other church members that are worse off don't beg money as he does.
My husband told few days ago that the same man asked him for money. I didn't tell hubby he does the same to me. I have seen that he's taking undue advantage and I have made up my mind to stop giving him. Everybody is managing but some people keep asking becos you keep giving not knowing you sacrifice your needs to give them the money.
@DOGgedity
DeleteI detest and despise people like that. But I take joy in knowing that the money I give them cuts them off from me permanently. I will never ask the person for the money. I will just watch you show the kind of person you are.
Story ! Story !! You've not seen some people who are shameless. Your above comment just reminded me of a church member that's always asking me for money. Called me up one day and requested urgently for 5k to send to his daughter in school, promising to pay back. I didn't have much but because I was tired of him always asking me for money, I decided to give him and use it to cut him off if he fails to pay back. Time to pay back turned to sob stories. I didn't bother because I thought he will be ashamed to ask me for money again. This man waited for some time and then resumed asking without paying for the 5k he borrowed. He doesn't even talk about it anymore. Funny enough, I've gotten about the 5k. I just remembered it after reading comments.
The one that pained me is him calling me few weeks after my dad's burial knowing fully well that I must have spent for the burial. Yet it didn't stop him.
I was so angry but I later sent him. His wife and I are in the same unit in church. I admire how she carries herself but the way her husband begs me for money don tire me. A worker in church that earns salary. Other church members that are worse off don't beg money as he does.
My husband told few days ago that the same man asked him for money. I didn't tell hubby he does the same to me. I have seen that he's taking undue advantage and I have made up my mind to stop giving him. Everybody is managing but some people keep asking becos you keep giving not knowing you sacrifice your needs to give them the money.
Ah Stella, you for put like 5 dog pics, let them stare into our souls. 😆. Justy and Dreza, may customers locate you.
ReplyDeleteHello candylious baby✋✋
DeleteHiya love. 🤗
DeleteCandy ooooo 🤪🤪🤪
DeleteAmen 🙏. Thanks.
DeleteInternet rat is not here but he knows they are saying he is bv Jolly 😁😁😁. That rat cannot do without commenting on this blog.
ReplyDeleteMadam amebo, Pele o. May real love find you😁.
Stella, thank you so much for the advert, I appreciate. Please bvs make Una patronize me🙏
Plenty sales fall on you.
DeleteBetter customers go locate you in Jesus name
DeletePlenty sales will locate you through this advert..
DeleteMore sales 🙏🏿
DeleteHe doesn't visit the blog but he knows that they were accusing Jolly of being him. Dey play.
DeleteI wish you plenty sales sis 💕
Amen 🙏, thank you my people 😘🤗
DeleteCan’t even curse like that anymore. I start really typing what I should actually type, then I start feeling bad halfway and delete.
ReplyDeleteGrowth Eka, that's a good one. Keep it up. When we behave like people without sense, it put us on the same level as them.
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Grown eka
DeleteHe's right, t could be growth @anon. "The thing that caused her to delete the reply"
DeleteKudos 👏 💐
DeleteYes,it's called Growth and it's a good thing Eka,kudos and keep winning.
DeleteThat sign out post is so on point. Guilty conscience won't allow them interact with you like before.
ReplyDeleteYou claim not to be visiting a place, yet, you know what is going on there. Na person dey give you information?
Anyway, I can't stop thinking about the banana 🍌 I bought. That banana sweet ehn, just too sweet like they added sugar to it. I wanted to buy the red 🍎, aboki said the red ones were 500 each, small red apple for 500? mtcheeew. I just settled for the green ones. Na big men dey eat fruits everyday.
I have abandoned watermelon! That fruit causes tooth and gum ache.
Watermelon does that? Never knew, never happened to me sha. Thank you
DeleteWatermelon?! Tooth and gum ache ke!! Hian
DeleteLora, I don't think it's everyone that experiences that when they eat watermelon. It might even be only me.
DeleteWatermelon is not it for me at all.
It causes tooth ache, gum ache and makes me lose weight too. I don't like it at all.
I don dump 🍉.
Phoenix, SERIOUSLY!
DeleteGood afternoon blogfam. Hope we are good. Sign out post...so true ,Enjoy the rest of the day.
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon everyone.
ReplyDeleteMadam Amebo Corner, thank you for making me to laugh.
BV that took igbo. thank God for you. Pls stay away from it.
Stella about yesterday, I still think Kritika was set up and Yash fell for it. Sam is vengeful because of what happened with Rajveer. That Rajveer sef didn't even love Sam but she doesn't know. I get your point about "husband thief" but still Yash was right. Sam dealt with Kritika sha, she no get mouth to talk again and ended up marrying Bunty🤣. Sid had no choice than to accept Bunty but he asked Kritika severally to open up but she didn't.
ReplyDeleteNice day
Lmao 🤣 madam amebo sorry o you hear? From now on you sef focus more on amebo, at least that one no go break your heart 🤭
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon everyone 💕
I greet you, dearest ♥️
DeleteGood afternoon beautiful Mercy
DeleteWelcome IHN 😍🤩
ReplyDeleteBusiness is so slow these days
#WCW💋👠🌹
Wellcome in house News
ReplyDeleteIya boys you done dedicate the dog to hmmmmm🤣🤣🤣
See wetin happen yesterday for front of my house o
A young guy dat does POS
A man came to collect 50k from him
Nah so the guy carry 50k give the man without collecting card o
After the man has left he now Realise that he did not collect card from the man o to withdraw money..
@pinky what do you think happen
Sha nah jazz ni ...
I dey come back soon o
Hello iya Boys
Igbese ree oo!
DeleteIt could be
DeleteSee jazz o.
DeletePos operators should be prayerful
That weed thing eh? I remember close to 15 years ago I visited a group of friends in Abuja and we hung out. They were passing around weed and I decided to try. I hadn't smoked it before and still don't.
ReplyDeleteEverything was fine until around 3am or thereabout. I woke up, came down the bed, carried the mattress up, got a broom and proceeded to sleep the floor beneath the mattress clean. I then laid on the floor and used the mattress to cover myself. I did all these subconsciously. I have no memory of it.
My guys were spooked at the sound of the broom sweeping and they came to see what was going on. They watched in shock as I did everything listed above. Even when I covered myself with the mattress, they left me alone.
I woke up in the morning and stepped out to meet them. They were unusually silent. One of them asked me if I had recollections of what happened in the night. My mind was blank. That's how they then gisted me what I did under the influence of weed.
Needless to say, I swore that day never to have anything to do with it again. I enjoy my beer any day anytime and that's enough for me.
LMAO....
DeleteHahahahaha 🤣
DeleteQuite funny
DeleteLwkmd
DeleteHahahaahahhahahahahhaahah
Delete😂😂😂...heard of a guy that joined his friends to smoke weed for the first time, 1 hour later, he started crying that he's looking for his leg. If you no sure say your head go carry am, why not leave igbo alone?
DeleteGood afternoon all
ReplyDeleteBeautiful adverts. Plenty sale I wish you both
Let me go and read stories
It's quite petty hiding under Annon to rain insults. It's cheap cowardice if I may say, and if the individual was brave enough, they should use their identities. My kind of person will drag their asses from Abuja to Mesopotamia. I don't celebrate madness. Oh, ye Annons be warned! And you Annon calling me a child. Be sensible !
ReplyDeleteIHN
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon everyone 🥳
Lol @ MADAM AMEBO
No woman is perfect and nobody is perfect 👌💯
Happy Women Crush Wednesday to all the amazing women here 🥳
I wish you all a blessed and exciting day
Well done madam amebo. Enjoy your status quo in peace.
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon everyone
ReplyDelete@IHN, that igbo story got me laughing out loud. See how people stared at me 🤦.
ReplyDeleteMadam Amebo, abeg no leave amebo o because e dey give joy to the fullest...
Finally, my name has been cleared. Pheew!
Good afternoon my people
ReplyDeleteNa so I see am this morning o my people.
Morayo and Deheroine, it tasted very nice. You know some people actually blend rice and make swallow with it. It is starchy, so it came out nice.
I will be making it sometimes but with nice soups.
Wow! You've indirectly discovered a different kind of meal.
DeleteI was just laughing as I read your SP comment. Thank God you made good use of it. The one I know of is blending of raw rice and using it to make swallow. It's the delicacy of another African country but some Nigerians eat it.
DeleteYes there's rice swallow, they call it tuwon shinkafa, very nice but it's made with a special rice,not the regular one we cook.
DeleteAmebo gist 😂😂😂.
ReplyDeleteI've never been high. Never been drunk. When I was younger, I actually wanted to experience the feeling of being drunk. No longer interested jare.
Good afternoon everyone
ReplyDeleteMadam Amebo you don make me laff fall for ground 🤣 no worry love will find you soon 💞
Igbo eater thank God for you oh🙏
Enjoy the rest of your day guys
Good afternoon bvs, Amebo gist got me, enjoy the rest of your day
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon everyone. If weed does all that,then why do people still take it?
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon my good people of SDK blog.
ReplyDeletei have ate porridge yam that was prepared with igbo unknowingly to me oh, i was sweating, dancing with no stop. It was on a 24th December. The weather was very cold cos it was an outdoor event but i was sweating like goat. After that experience i do not eat in a gather that have men or meeting people.
ReplyDeleteDo have a great day.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 God abeg
DeleteThank God they didn't touch you.
DeleteGood afternoon everyone 🥰😍
ReplyDeleteAbeg that Tuesday post got Me 🤣🤣🤣 Who send you ? 😂
ReplyDeleteMade Me remember My service Year in one villa in Ekiti State . We were 3 Corpers (Myself, Another babe and a guy) posted to same Technical College. The babe and I were given a room while the guy was given a separate place but on same street. Cool guy o but .... One day we went visiting cos he invited us to come taste his jollof rice🤣 The rice made sense die but we no know say the guy use Igbo cook am. Omo !! My eyes see things in the spirit that day. This guy. managed to escort us back home. My roommate and I kept talking jargons or speaking in another language till we slept off. This deep sleep wey we no understand. Waking up almost Mid day the following day. It was later he confessed to lacing the rice with .... Na that day I begin suspect that human being. Igbó no be person mate.
Pleasant afternoon 😊
Haaaa!! What a silly guy
DeleteThank God he didn't rape you girls.
Deleterape ke ? na e be say him own don finish be dat.
DeleteIn the midst of adversity,do not fret instead fix all your gaze on him who has the power to turn things around for your good.
ReplyDeleteI really do not know what exactly you might be going through, but I assure you,once you lay them at the feet of Christ, you will testify.
Good afternoon 💕
Good afternoon my people,how e dey go for una side?
ReplyDeleteThat weed story reminds me of the past ooo.
My cousin added it to the beans he made and the whole house ate of it.
No be small matter ooo.
Biko bring the full gist for us let us get entertained
DeleteEweee! See sweet gist.
DeleteAbeg gist us, what happened after you'll ate the beans😁
Jesus! Igbo is bad o.😳
ReplyDeleteOn Sunday, we branched at a spot to buy bread, two guys came in a bike and two other guys came and had this brief conversation with the duo, after they left my hubby asked if I noticed what happened now, I said I no see Shishi.
Turned out the duo who arrived came and delivered weed to the other duo.
I asked my hubby how he knew, he said he's a confirm Delta boy. Whatever that meant.
In house has landed 🛴🛴🛴
ReplyDeletePele amebo,love don carry you where you no know😅
Funny enough,some people take that weed and they only feel famished that's all,guess their own head na "akpuruka"
Enjoy the rest of the sunny day folks😎
Some people even take it to increase their libido. They will do and do and not get tired.
DeleteI bring you sunny greetings from the city of Abuja.
ReplyDeleteCelebrating all the beautiful souls here.
Take that bold step today!
Good afternoon everyone 🌞👋
ReplyDeleteToday's writeups ehn..
ReplyDeleteMadam amebo, sorry about your heartbreak.
Good day to all the bvs. I hail una. I never try that igbo thing before. I don't know how it tastes like. I don't wish to try it anytime because don't want anything that will come scatter my brain outside from the 3 bottles of beer that am use to. Madam amebo continue your amebo. E fit you and you also write very well. Cheers
ReplyDeleteThere are 7 billion people in the world, if you meet each person for 1 second, it would take 224 years to meet everyone.
ReplyDelete©️Weirdfacts.com
This morning was to be my capturing but this guy has refused to pick my calls nor reply to my messages since. So,I went to secreteriat but I was told he has not been to the office for a week now.
ReplyDeleteI just hope I have not been duped Sha? But I will wait till weekend before I know what to do thou
😂😂 as a confirmed FBI you no suppose to lose guard na and you supposed to know if them don dupe you.
DeleteSorry I had to laugh, I pray them never scam a whole FBI like you.
Something you should have done online. I did mine online last week, and today I went to capture. Very seamless and no troubles. The NIS has really improved. I was so impressed 👍
DeletePlease my people, can I ground ogbono with water? I washed the one I got and I dont have anything else I want to cook this evening.
ReplyDeleteGrind it with hot water. If you use cold water, it won't draw
DeleteSure, wash well and grind.
Delete@Amebo Corner, Lol "At some point I even started praying for him cos for inside my head, we don wed finish, na to call my fellow Bvs for asoebi na em remain..
ReplyDeleteStella so the house I found was for him and his family (i kuku broke my own heart), he sent me photos (see him big head, like say I request for proof). i laughed so hard that my colleagues in the office were asking me what is happening. You are such a clown. Thank you for making me laugh.
You need to see the way people passing are looking at me like is she okay😂😂😂🤣
DeleteI don laugh tire
Thank you madam Amebo for making my day
Good afternoon SDK people. Sunny afternoon in the city of LAGOS.
ReplyDeleteThat weed gist was very funny.
ReplyDeleteMadam amebo, well done with the crush 🥰🥰🥰
Una good afternoon.
The stories up there are both funny 🤣.
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon everyone.
Madam amebo, sorry about your heart break lolz, the guy never led you on, he was just being a gentle man.
ReplyDeleteAs for the internet rat, when you knew it would be difficult for you to leave this space, then why did you do what you did? Anyways you can read the blog, but don't troll anyone here abeg.
Those with the business advert, I wish you massive sales.
No human is perfect.
ReplyDeleteSo no woman is perfect.
But the examples given no follow always.
Marry full housewife.
You fit still do all household chores and bear all financial obligations of her and her family when that was not your plan in marrying her.
Marry a full working class woman.
She fit bring money, home management solutions, help your career, and you no go lift hand do housework. And you ask me about in the Oza room? You want SDK to ban me? Lol.
Na God hand all, especially marriage matters, dey.
Amebo Pele ooo😜😂🤗
ReplyDeleteHello ihn 😘
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon everyone.
It's a cold weather here and I like it.
Madam Amebo 😂😂 you use your hand break your heart. Chai😂 abeg concentrate on amebo,who love help. Amebo dey give unexplained joy aswear. Sha no forget to dey bring updates for us.
Weed eater sorry o😀 next time you see anything related to weed you gave front.
Bvs enjoy the rest of your day.
E go surely be ✌️
Good afternoon SDK and BVs.
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon everyone, sending 🥰❤️🌹 to everyone .
ReplyDeleteLaughing here like mad person reading your "Igbo" post 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteIt a beautiful Sunny 🌞 day!
ReplyDeleteAmebo fall in love ehyah...🤣
Igbo eater, weldone Sir
Splufic day folks
IN HOUSE NEWS DON LAND 📣📣📣📢🔇🚨
ReplyDeleteAmebo, 5 kids sha??? You no see any signs🤣🤣🤣.
Please concentrate on your Amebo Skills. IHN BROWNIE Eater, How body???
Say No to Drugs in any form
Thanks SDK for the free advert.
ReplyDeleteGod bless you
That Igbo story and all the ones I read here are very funny 🤣🤣🤣
@Eka
ReplyDeleteEverybody knows things are hard but some people just fraudulent. They ask for money with no intention of paying back. That's how a guy chatted me up asking for 50k to solve one urgent need. I quickly responded I didn't have such amount to give him. This happened just after I lost a loved one. I explained that I just lost someone. He sympathized with me and still persisted with the request. I shook my head. Selfish somebody. You don't care, what is important is the money you are asking. Asin, me that has burial to plan will borrow you 50k at this period that I need money badly. How are you going to pay me back? A gateman whose salary is not up to 50k. It's annoying when such people see you as a fool. I would have dashed him my window's mite unfortunately I didn't have money that period.
@Madam amebo corner thanks for making my day., I don aughed tire . Do not be afraid to take step towards your goal . Be mindful of people you do business with, oju lari ore o denu Inu jin ju kanga lo. The heart of some men are full of evil. Am full of happiness today today ihn really made my day, Madam Stella eku ise ko easy I know but Almighty God will make it easy for you and me and all my blogfam.
ReplyDeleteMadam amebo has finished me this night 😂😂 abeg go back to your amebo jor
ReplyDeleteMadam Amebo, thank you for making me laugh this much tonight😂
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