THURSDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 Thursday Hailings eeeeeh

IN HOUSE MEMO.....

Dear BVs, how una dey? Is today a good day for you? today is a good day for me cos it turned out an eye opener day......Thank you God for everything....Only God blesses, I hope you know that? Sometimes people do things to wanna hurt you but God can instantly turn that plan into a breakthru for you.....Are you God? Or were you appointed by God?.......

Anyway no need to talk too much....

Ehen Zeeone has gotten interesting as concerns Maitree....Please who has watched it?The snake girl episode is the one I am watching now....The snake girl carried Maitree to forest to ...Abeg give me the tip,I am tired of LOOKING....

Why do these indian movies and series always try to tell us that snake girls are too beautiful? bad is always good in these movies.....People be careful what you watch and believe..make sure you have your own mindset and realise that its just a movie...Dont let your kids watch certain things oh.....

Anyway BVs NNukwu Nwanyi and Bennycoco have both been credited....Thank God and thank you Angel Star.....

Have a nice day and stay out of harms way..

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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD

My princess’s birthday is barely two weeks from now, I am still in awe of how quickly time flies. This time last year, I was scared out of my mind about the delivery process and the post CS healing process. My mental health was in shambles, and the only thing that was holding me together was the scriptures and God’s promises.
Not only has that phase passed ( the newborn phase), but it went well better than I thought. I am still standing.
Before I had my daughter, I used to say to anyone who cared to listen that if I ever had a girl, I was going to dress her in the most puffy and bright coloured princess gowns and a lot of glitters. Well, I was wrong, I haven’t bought one till date, and I am not planning too until she is old enough to want one because I find them uncomfortable.
The one I was gifted changed my mind totally. Imagine having to back a baby with such a puffy gown on. The heat and scratches from the sequins, too, were uncomfortable.
Maybe when she is old enough to run around without being strapped around me, I will give it a trial.
This mum ( me) has a birthday to plan, and for once, I am not freaking out about my child’s birthday. The boys can’t remember theirs and all.
The stress I went through was more for me wanting to create good memories and all. So, with this one, I am way more relaxed. It doesn’t have to be the perfect picture I have painted over the years for my first daughter.

WOW..how times flies! Happy planning!

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MADAM AMEBO CORNER....

Good day SDK, abeg wetin them say wahala be like again? Hmmmm

My neighbor daughter go do kwalangida, she came back and lied to her mother, she told her mom that they almost killed mama onyi's daughter cos she stole from her boyfriend, that if not for her timely intervention, say them for kpaii onyii.

 

She said she had gone to the library to read but on her way home, she saw the crowd, only to see them dragging onyi around, so she helped.

Na so the mama carry the matter for head, every little thing she go drop bad word give mama onyii, it got so bad yesterday afternoon that the both mothers had a heated argument, so my neighbor come tell her say make she go home go raise her kids right before correcting her own child, after all na just dirty her pikin dirty their domot unlike onyii that sleeps around and is also a thief.

The word no siddon well for mama onyii body, she come slap my neighbor, fight start, it was something else cos them panelbeat my neighbor eeh, my neighbor come run go call vigilante men, both parties were whisked away, I followed cos am such a nice neighbor, I can't leave them to oppress my dear neighbor.

They were asked to judge what happened, the both women explained and mama onyi's statement was so coherent, she had been keeping tabs unlike my neighbor that kept singing "my daughter told me this and that", so the two girls were brought in Only to find out that it was onyii that has been advising my neighbor's daughter to stop kwalangida business, infact one time she caught somebody decking her for backyard...

They asked mama onyii what she wanted, she said she wants my neighbor to go back to the compound, carry agogo and announce to everyone that her daughter is decent and that her own daughter is the akwunakwuna, my neighbor said lailai that she will rather die than try it, after all she been don dash am that hot slap, that it should be enough

Mama Onyii said she will swear juju for her, na that moment she gree, in the evening she carried komkom and was hitting it round the street, as she got home, her husband (her children's stepdad) don put their load for outside, na beg we de beg since but that man no gree, i have always known that, that man is that heartless because he no de talk, he's quiet to a fault.

Gossip no good, if you tell one single lie, you may need one hundred lies to cover it, putting out people's light won't make yours to shine brighter..

LOL.........So thats how she was thrown out? or did he forgive them?Some women are even too busy to know what their kids are up to but they know everything about other ppeoples kids.....When i was growing up, a lady went to whisper to my dad that if he is not careful i will soon get pregnant and bring babies home cos she used to see me anywhere she turns to but her daughter was always at home...I got home and was beaten well well...some months later another neighbour told her to check her daugther well and she discovered her girl was 7 months pregnant...LMAO.......

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READ THESE
--Life is unpredictable, be grateful
--Don’t broadcast every high and low of your life. Just live. Don’t try to convince the world you have a life.
---Drinking green tea before bed allows your body to burn calories while sleeping. Green tea also increases your metabolism.
---If you type the word "askew" into the Google search box, the entire page will tilt slightly
---The average speed of a fart coming out of your backside is 7 mph.
---Orgasnom is a term used to describe the chills you get after eating something extremely delicious.
-----Drinking a cold glass of water in the morning will wake you faster than a cup of coffee. Apples are also better.
-----Fake friends make you realize how lucky you are to have true friends.

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A POST FOR LADIES
•A Lady who cannot make her hair without asking a guy for money. And if not given -would call the guy BROKE.

A Lady that cannot subscribe her phone without sending “Can you do me a favour..?” to her random boyfriends on Facebook or whatsapp, and if not given would call them BROKE

A lady who does nothing than to jump around from one bed to another to pay her rent, feed and forming fake life on Facebook will be calling a guy who hustles; pays house rent, feeds himself, does everything for himself, BROKE.

A lady who is Jobless and lazy will come on Social media to argue how she can't marry a man who doesn't earn 100K a month.
Isn't it Funny that Ladies who can't foot their bills call men BROKE for not dancing to their drums?

Ladies, How I wish you understand how cheap you are when you Embarrassed a guy who didn't give you money for your hair.

How I wish you understand how Cheap it sounds when you say a man who can't buy you the Latest phone or trending stuff on a date is not man enough to talk or date you .
Stop demanding from men If you can't do it yourself.
Before Calling a guy broke, let it be that he can't take care of himself not because he can't take care of your personal Bills .

If not you are the broke one here...YES
As a Lady you should think of Building your self-esteem, Creative, Learning skills and praying to God to Direct your path.
Stop, Embarrassing yourself with guys, if a guy can't pay for a plate of Rice in Mega-Chicken..

Aunty why can't you pay for it?
Come to think of it ,If we Interview most ladies the way they examined most men, you'll see that many ladies are LAZY, JOBLESS and Lack COMMON SENSE but forming Rich and Sensible..

On the Other hand, Men are Hardworking and Resourceful for themselves.
Go get a life
Set standards
Be financially independent then you can talk of not marrying a broke guy. 

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