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The blog Kings Dante and Teejay have decided to prove that they're capable of being not just Kings without a throne, but best selling authors. So, they've decided to show Chinua Achebe, Chimamanda Adichie and Wole Soyinka how it's done. They revealed on Sunday spontaneous post and Monday spontaneous post respectively that out of the abundance of their rare and very uncommon knowledge, they're going to write best selling books ever!! BVs' joys have known no bounds as they excitedly told them that they can't wait to tap from the bask of their immeasurably knowledge!

BV Mariam, full of joy testified about how a relative gave her a huge sum of money to start her mini foodstuff business after reading her proposal. The thing be like skit for her eyes, she prayed that God multiplies her business and sees her through. BVs were happy for her and congratulated her.

The beneficiaries for free advert are; BV Kelahni, MyStic and Games Mistress.

BV King Jerry decided to channel his inner Deeone(comedy) by cracking a distasteful joke on r#pe, BVs tied rope around his neck dragged every atom of "comedy" wey remain for him body until he deleted the not-funny joke.

International business woman, BV Pure lamented how some customers from hell are bent on not letting her bench her No 1 competitors, Dangote and Femi Otedola. She lamented bitterly about how some customers only remember the address of her shop when they're broke, but when money dey overflow for them, they abandon her and her shop. BVs advised her to confront them and also quit selling on credit.

Veteran BV, XP advised BVs to let new IDs brefff, she told BVs that they don't even have to sweat or break a bone because the principalities and powers catch fire, expose themselves. She also told BVs not to get it twisted that some old, popular BVs have 4,5,6 IDs used for trolling but maintaining composure with their known IDs. XP, renowned, veteran, detective, arinu riode reminded "them" that ON-PREM deployment and many other ogbontarigi IT devices are still very active.

On Tuesday Spontaneous post, BV Daddy GO PIKIN told BVs that she didn't abscond from the blog after applying for Angel Star's giveaway but life happened to her. She narrated the series of loss her family have experienced, which was heartbreaking to read. BVs commiserated with her.

BV Acenene narrated the scary thing that happened in her father's compound. She said an unfortunate person pooed that tied it up like souvenir and placed it carefully in front of their fenced compound. Her dad went around to ask who presented it but on one claimed it. He poured salt and pepper on it and it was disposed.

BV Caren recounted how her life flashed before her very eyes when she was trapped in her office elevator. The devil wanted to show itself but mercy said NO. BVs agreed and prophecied that we're not going to mourn any member of SDK BVN and that was on periodtttt! Thank God for your life, Caren.

Tuesday in house news was BVs appreciation post. Stella appreciated madam Amebo, Pinky, motherhood columnist and every other BV that comments and also goes the extra mile to see that the SDKblog is benching every other blog in Africa. She also said that experienced, international, gbeborun expatiate, madam Amebo is not being paid but decides to send her the proceeds of aproko as a way to make the blog fun and worthwhile. Stella revealed that madam Amebo would henceforth feature 2ce a week make she no dey pressured come dey concoct gists give BVs. She also admitted that blogging no be beans, then, to have an interesting, addictive ones like hers, person eyes go almost peel but composure must be maintained.
On Wednesday spontaneous post, Stella warned the impoverished, infamous internet rat to stay off the SDK brand. She told it face it's new found job leave this "dead blog belonging to a witch" alone. Abi rat wan follow dey fly for night?

BV Mr Mann expressed his dissatisfaction about the "bad" advice female BVs dish out to chroniclers. Female BVs, hurry to Tuesday in house news, BV Mr Mann has some words of advice for you.

Tuesday in house news was emotional as BVs was cutting onions from every corner, and giving out bouquet of flowers to appreciate every member of BVN that have one way or the other impacted the blog positively either by commenting, bringing content, bringing gbas, meeting the gbas with gbos, NEPA representative to bring light to suppress chaos etc. They appreciated everyone.

On Wednesday in house news, Stella told BVs it was talk your talk day! She urged BVs to talk wetin dey their minds concerning their fellow BVs. She made it known that talking their minds doesn't mean that they'd force other BVs to change but to drop some words of advice and get some things off their chest, respectively, devoid of insults.

The beneficiaries for free adverts are; Poshscents, Helen, Metoyou, Lagos Mainland girl and BV Otobong.

Cute Coco and it's real Madrid vest covered Wednesday IHN.

Amongst the plenty BVs wey BVs offload their "chest" give was popular, controversial BV, Shooter gyal. An Anon in stating his mind doubted the beauty and  resemblance of Nengi and Shooter gyal. Shooter told the Anon that her beauty fit blind person eye, infact when the word beauty is mentioned, her name should come up next. She said no be bragging, BVs that don have one or two encounter with her can attest to it.

BV Ada Zion seems to be on the list of the Blog's japarians. The suspected abroadian commented that japa don reach her domot. BVs congratulated her massively but was surprised about her "booming business and the giveaway it received"
BV Lyrix was among the BVs that talked their talk but BV Abionah almost made her talk choke her. Abionah reminded her that she's the president general amongst trolls and has no rights to call anyone out. Abionah alleged that BV Lyrix's unwarranted insults almost chased her out of the blog. BVs Dante and XP no gree make she talk her talk give them finish before they poured it back on her.

BVs Lane Minder and Shooter gyal in the spirit of women supporting women told BV Games Mistress to holla at them next time she wants to do her business flyer after she was trolled for "ugly" flyer. #loveliveshere #womensupportingwomen

BV Marie applauded BV Shooter gyal for boldly using her ID to share love and curse. Marie said although she's not a fan of Shooter neither would she encourage her girls to be like her but Shooter gyal deserves rounds of applause for not being two or triple faced.
Some BVs that got some words of advice are; BV Ali B (for being an oversabi), Teejay (fake life and wanting to belong by thunder by lightning), Shooter gyal (rude), XP(ITK and causing chaos, typing in complexly), Dante(rude, women hater), Dr E.b things (oversabi), Stella (drama queen), Chika(attention seeker plus clout chaser), Eka joy (rude) amongst others.

August 22, was the day the baddest blogger, queen of blogsphere was born! BVs came out enmasse to wish Stella, blogger extraordinaire a happy birthday!

On Thursday house news, Stella appreciated BVs for their numerous birthday wishes. To BVs having headaches over her dog pictures, she prescribed paracetamol and other pain relievers. She told them to keep the medicines closer because it's just dogs and she'd post it however she deem fit.

Birthday wishes continued to pour in massively for the beautiful, birthday girl, Star light, Stella.

On Friday spontaneous post, BV Marie narrated how a 54yr old family friend which was unmarried, brilliant and well to do died after battling with his health for sometime. Marie said that the deceased was a hunk and no woman could match his standard during his lifetime. He died in his home and was found 2 days after. He needed 7m to treat himself but upon his death, 18m was raised for him. #Sad

An Anon was amazed at her friend's boyfriend's love for the "sir" prefix. Mr Boyfriend complains anything his boo talks to him, her everything without adding Sir.
Friday in house news was freestyle however, Stella told BVs that "controversial, handsome lawyer"(sic) Dante is entitled to his opinions and BVs that do not agree with his POV could jump and pass his comments instead of whining. She said if BVs master the act of giving his comments social distancing, he go comport. She also told Dante that the female BVs does not like the generalization that comes with his comments and begged him to tone it down.
Also, she appealed to blogs face of beauty (allegedly) to pls tone down on curses. She revealed to Shooter gyal that she's a lot of BVs favorite but she's hated because of the way she attacks BVs aggressively. She advised Shooter not to curse first but to match the energy of anyone that comes for her.

BV Elsa blessed BVs with loads of recharge cards.

Stella notified BVs searching for love that the surest plug, Stella's single and mingle will be coming up soon! She also said this edition is one of its kind because souls searching for love either in Nigeria or diaspora could slide into her DM with specifications of what they want and she'd connect them.

BV Candy brought good news for BVs that has enemies that want to break their heads. She advertised the stone your enemies soap she read about.

BV Nocturnal, renowned lawyer is attending the NBA conference in Lagos and looking forward to meet her learned colleagues so as to meet up in person and share ideas.
BV Blogbrity attested to BV Shooter gyal's beauty. She said matter-of-fact, our own Shooter is prettier than Nengi. She also said Shooter is sincere, straight forward and not miss goody two shoes like those that constantly accuse her.
Only BV Chi loving admitted loading BV Elsa's recharge cards with her BV, the rest were anonymous loaders.
On Saturday spontaneous post, Stella told BV Bobrisky's cousin to tell BVs her former blog ID since she has rebranded. She also told BV Oshodi FBI to swing into action make we see whether the Sherlock in him is Holmesing.

New ID Bobrisky's cousin is under watch list. LOL

Thank you so much BVs for the mentions of the BVs appreciation IHN. Also, thank you all for reading and enjoying this column, which compiling it is therapeutic for me. Thank you Stella for giving me the opportunity, I love you all scatter, one Benz each for everyone!

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