Sunday In House Gists - Comment Section Gists Boulevard

This is a compilation of some of the gists and happenings on the Blog's comment section you probably were too busy to notice......

On Sunday spontaneous post, in the spirit of worship and revival, BV Omotola Brainna remembered when he was a lukewarm Christian, running Helter skelter for miracles and overly desperate for marriage, she jilted the church her mom attended and worshiped in a new fellowship, where she'd mingle freely, be herself and also attend counseling classes. All was going on smoothly until one day, she had a dream and narrated it to her spiritual father, he told her that with speed, she should pack her bags and meet him at a hotel as the dream would be conquered by transfer of "holy" spermatozoa from a holy body to her body. Wetin Omotola wrote plenty but as a Queen that she is, she was familiar with oga pastas antics, she abandoned the church, now knows God for herself but even with her experience, she said she'd never join the multitude to insult pastors.

Her story made other BVs share their ugly experiences with some "bandits in the pulpit".
On Monday spontaneous post, BV Jules apologized for referring actress Genevieve's picture as being hideous. She said she didn't mean any harm but simply expressed how she felt about the photos.

On Monday in house news, one of the blog Kings, BV MyStic celebrated his birthday, he enthralled BVs with his picture and also blessed BV Rose with the sum of 5k.
BV Ekajoy called out the joyless Anon that involved her husband and kids while trolling her. She begged Stella not to swallow her comeback if she ever tries to unleash Eka 5yrs ago because e go brutal.

BV ChardeyAlade narrated to BVs how she beat her son because he took extra food from the pot when he was hungry in her absence. She explained that she already made sure they were well fed before leaving them to get to go the market. BVs told her she was very wrong by beating him because the home is supposed to be a safe place, not where he'd be scared to Chow. BV Teejay gave her a thumbs up for beating him, he said she's giving him the best upbringing because the act of dishing himself food in his mother's absence could result to full blown Sina Rambo.
In reaction to the "cute" dogs that landed with Stella on Monday in house news, an Anon which was fingered to be BV Onyilove said Stella is fetish and was trying to stare into the souls of BVs. The Anon asked Stella to confess about whose soul she was trying to enslave and deviate. BVs told the Anon to retain it's PR at yabaleft, infact, they told her to acquire a duplex there and assured her they're willing to put everything in place to make her residency enjoyable.

The beneficiaries of free advert are; BV Dreza, Justyswt, Suave and Stella Maris Baby.
On Tuesday Spontaneous post, while BV Ekajoy and BVs were lamenting bitterly about the impact of Genz choirs in church, abandoning the soul lifting, anointing-filled-songs we grew up singing for televised songs, An Anon happily congratulated Eka for being a nwunye odogwu, she said she doesn't know why Eka is bothering herself to work when her hubby is a finance manager in Switzerland. Ekajoy, proud of her prince charming said she's his biggest fan and even though she's salaried, she's used to working.

Some Anons called out easy going, unproblematic BV, Black Slimzy for being proud by not responding to the numerous greetings usually lined under his comments.
Stella angrily called out her Zeeone people for thinking everyone is stupid.#stiffleslaugh.
Some Anons have be accusing popular controversial BV, Teejay of being same person as ex blog bandit, Sexy daddy.

On Wednesday spontaneous post, agba discoverer, Gift while in a rush boiled her rice with pressure pot. in less than 10mins, it turned to fufu... Gifted told the rice, if you like turn to gbegiri, we go chop you! She discovered a new, nice type of swallow.

On Wednesday in house news, Stella dedicated the pictures of her very "cute", shigidi lookalike dogs to the BV accusing her to a ritualist. Stella said in real life, she and dogs na pararrel lines but online, she loves dogs die. She also gave BV Ekajoy the go ahead to tear the Anon that had been trolling her into pieces.
Lastly, she told BVs that the internet rat mailed to tell her that it's not BV Jolly. It said that it doesn't visit SDKblog anymore but irumoles probably revealed the ID and the happenings on the blog to him.
On Wednesday in house news, BV Ekajoy narrated to BVs how she was "Markmorganed". A "friend" from a WhatsApp group borrowed 10k and 15k respectively 2mnths ago. The guy promised to payback, even asked for her account details but suddenly developed amnesia, he no dey even talk about Eka's money again. Eka even though is aware of his games is wondering if he go still come to her for money in future. BVs told her he'd still comeback because perpetual beggars like him are shameless, they also shared their stories with online and offline bambialas.
There were so many igboeux interesting experiences from BVs. Kindly read up and laugh away your pain.

On Thursday in house news, Stella said she noticed that some BVs got giveaway and vanished from the blog, some didn't get and flew away, some got and stayed, some didn't get and still pin. She told the runners more speed to race but make they no run back when giveaways are announced.

BVs Teejaylicious and Dantelicious apologized to BV Chika for telling her they skip her comments. They told her they're happy "Licious" is giving her joy and to continue typing anyhow she likes so far she's happy. While the conversation was going on BV Shooter gyal said she skips "the fellows comments because she types like a retard"(sic). BVs called her out for insulting BV Chika.

On Friday spontaneous post, with a heavy heart and eyes swollen from intense crying, BV Chlika asked Shooter gyal why she said she types like a complete retard. Chika said Shooter doesn't know her pains, struggles or what she's going through but chose to talk down at her for making herself happy. Chika said she had forgiven Shooter gyal but leave her to God. BVs rallied round Chika to help her wipe her tears and to console her. Stella also apologized on Shooter gyal's behalf and told her to apologize as well.

BV Chichi called out doctors without certificates that prescribes "poison" in the name of diagnosis for their online patients. Chichi warned BVs to flee from the mixture of camphor and kerosene to cure dandruff. She told BVs that the combo is deadly.
A BV alerted BVs that she'd be changing IDs after escaping from a traumatic domestic violence. She said she'd write her story anonymously and wouldn't want her ex husband to troll her on the blog because he knows her blog ID.
On Friday in house news, Stella appealed to the Blog's association of detectives to take it easy on the business giveaway beneficiaries that have not updated her/the blog about their businesses. She said some BVs type of businesses does not require advert.
Rap "battle" have been going on between BV Dante and other BVs. As it is now, the blog is going to organize a rap competition for them, each repping his fave and they battle it out. No need for too much chochocho.

Because rain fell and BV Abionah couldn't go to the office early, she called the woman that sells bread and beverages to keep one for her. On getting to the office, Abionah realized that the woman sef came late like her and bread surplus. The bread woman then gave Abionah the one she reserved for her but she(Abionah)insisted on taking another since e many, mama Oni bread come dey vex. BVs and Abionah have been pleaing the blood of Jesus since then.

Beautiful and extremely mastered in the English language BV, Shooter gyal was marveled that BVs regarded the "compliment" she said to Chika as an insult. She told them to use their dictionaries instead of displaying ignorance. She apologized to BV Chika for feeling hurt and also reminded BVs that she's also constantly been bullied on the blog. She ended her apology by praying for her blog enemies that peace will be very far from them.

BVs tied rope on every area of her Nengilicious body and dragged her mercilessly.
P.S Retard means; an extremely stupid person or a person who is slow to learn.
On Saturday spontaneous post, Stella crowned BVs Dante and Teejay the two wizards of SDK BLOG!!! Congratulations on your new titles Kings, may your wings never break!!!
Stella reminded BV Oshodi FBI the weight of his blog ID. She told him to learn how to rest in other to carry the Blog's investigation when it matters without breaking. She told him to learn to carry himself in a very demure, cutesy and classy manner make his worth no reduce to 50kobo from unnecessary shalaye

The Blog's internet just dey shake, dey vibrate, dey seized when veteran, loved BV XP landed Saturday spontaneous post. XP landed with a very long epistle which explained that she had been busy with a UNICEF task which she executed excellently! She also thanked her fans that checked up on her during her long absence. To her haters, she told them to locate and warm the nearest eba chop. The number of advice she dropped for Stella and BVs were uncountable. On sighting her, BVs rented a stadium with plenty indigenous musicians and masquerades to welcome her! Foods and drinks were also served and the celebration was grand!!!

Here's wishing all ex BVs are well and fine.
Till I come your way next week, leave wahala for who get am, smell nice, eat healthy, avoid Pepsi addiction and read SDKblog always.
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