Sunday In House Gists - Comment Section Gists Boulevard.

This is a compilation of some of the gists and happenings from the Blog's comment section you may have missed...

Enjoy!!!

On Monday spontaneous post, Blog's explorer and movie enthusiast, Candy commented about movies, an Anon asked her a "harmless" question, he asked if it's only movie contributions Candy fit make on the blog... BVs were shocked at the comment, they told the Anon that Candy comments on various topics and if na only films she wan dey talk, they'd gladly listen/read.. The Anon was also advised to get an ID make they see his "intelligence" and versatility.

BV Dante explained why he has his email address turned on. He said senseless and nonsensical people are allergic to his comments. So, in order to tarnish his hard earned image and reputation, built over the years with hardwork, sweat and blood, they write inciting comment using his name as plastic ID. The amotekun Slayer explained that Dem don almost jam him and Shooter gyal's head, Shooter been carry him for mind, remain small make explosion take place, he had to do disclaimer to clear himself. Also, he said the mischievous people fit dey carry amebo give BVs pe he said one thing, one thing. Anyone willing to clear the air can gladly slide into his DM for clarification. Dante said he's not the one to give some mischievous riffraffs a chance to destroy his expensive, powerful reputation.

On Monday in house news, with her full chest, Stella said that she's aware that some BVs peddles amebo for a pot of porridge, she said even though it's true but she shouldn't have said it. #Itiswhatitis

On Tuesday Spontaneous post, like other parents, BV Ali B joined the train of "millennial" parents, he tried the woke, no spanking, shouting, or caning parenting, remain small make he enter market naked. He declared to BVs that he won't spare the rod and spoil his child, rather, would correct in love or painfully as the situation demands. He sent Goodwill messages to the woke parents. Alot of BVs agreed with him.

It's not time for the Blog's award but BVs have started getting nominations! An anon told the blog that he found the following BVs worthy in the Blog's esteemed, prestigious gbagauns category; Sharon (winner), Teejay (first runner up), Chika(second runner up) Big congratulations to the nominated BVs, e no easy!

BV Courage gisted BVs about her sensible church member that fixed his child's naming ceremony at 7am, knowing fully well that na only few people would attend. He packaged an eggroll and a plastic bottle of soft drink for everyone that graced his occasion. He no do pass himself like my neighbor here that borrowed 500k from a microfinance bank plus his entire life savings to celebrate the child dedication of his 7th child. The party choke! if Dem no tell you, you go think say na Otedola pikin born. Now, his business has crumbled and he don join the bike riding business thereby making running around easier for people.

BV Caren complained bitterly about a woman that wants to use billing to choke her because she's friendly with her child. BV Caren said her own mama no dey knack her those kine Billings! BVs advised her to tell the woman to stop stressing her, pe the economy no sabi legion president or member, e dey bite everyone.

On Tuesday in house news, Stella announced 100k each from Angel Star to BVs Nnukwu nwanyi and Bennycoco to boost their businesses. Stella was also hopeful that there'd be another giveaway by December.

BV Oshodi FBI took BVs advice and got an ID. Shorty after he got an ID, Anon alerted Stella to be watchful and vigilant of the FBI pe he get another Google ID and his aim is to corner giveaway.

BV Jules reminded Stella about the disbanded 10k giveaway list, on sighting her comment, BV Fatee flung her taperule, and told Jules to send in her photo for face of IHN so that BVs would compare them to A list actress, Genevieve's own. Fatee said if Jules fine pass Genny, She and BVs would contribute 10k for Jules. The condition was given to her because she(Jules) referred to Genny's picture as hideous. BV Fatee was really vexed, she told Jules that Genevieve is capable of slapping her 10m but she's insulting her and desperately in need of 10k.
PS. Hideous means extremely or shockingly ugly.

On Wednesday spontaneous post, BV Pinky preached to BVs using old phones like techno spark 2, infinix hot 6 etc, to change it as soon as they can. He told them that while being recorded on phone calls, their old phones wouldn't notify them. He told the ambassadors of chochocho with small phones to take note.

After BV Jules was advised by BV Fatee to send in her pictures, an Anon advised giveaway applicants not to use their blog IDs to insult/troll. He told BVs that if they want to be savage, they should do it the Shooter/Dante style. Don't apply for giveaways and when chosen, like Dante, reject it! On sighting the comment, Dante told the Anon adviser to hang it, he said though, he no fit dey yeye his reputation because of small change wey no get bearing but if the money long, he go collect am! He clarified that he's not bigger than giveaways. Then, declared that anybody that's controlled by giveaways is fake, lacks honor and extremely cheap.

On Thursday spontaneous post, Blog's motivational speaker, inspirational speaker (with some atom of dangbana choko where necessary), dear Queen convener, Omotola Brainna landed with praise, happiness and appreciation for her helper that replaced her stolen phone. Omotola didn't believe that she'd get a phone so soon but her angel said, OMO T, money na water, send your account details and go cop for yourself the president generals amongst phones. Omotola was full of joy, said she missed the blog and asked Dante if he missed her.

On Friday in house news, Stella wrote about many things, she wrote about the mind crashing news a man told her. Apparently, the man's rich wife turned his kids against him. Stella hinted that the story would be sent in as chronicle, which will leave jaws dropped and the internet shaken. Also, she reminded Dante about BV Omotola's hailings which he failed to acknowledge. She said the Blog's face of Kings(Dante) and face of queens (Omotola) are two beautiful individuals, and forever could be the deal for them. #couldthisbelove #OmoDan #Danova #hotboyDante.
Stella wrote an encoded gist in the IHN memo but BVs weren't able to decode it.
On sighting Stella's "code," about #OmoDan BVs were in the comments section, rejoicing over the new celebrity "couple" and totally forgotten about #Danova.

In reaction to the brewing love/relationship, Dante dropped a long happy epistle, he listed the criteria of bagging him which included; being pretty, soft in the right places, ability to spell coconut with waist, ability to treat him like a KING while he returns the favour(aura for aura, value for value) etc. He wrote plenty things but he didn't admit or reject the alleged relationship.

BVs praised BV Praise for her clear and concise advert.

On Saturday spontaneous post, while BV Omotola Brainna and BVs were explaining the term "difficult conversation" to BV Teejay, an Anon reminded BVs that ogbontarigi BV, Blog's database, XP and her vertu device revealed that BV Omotola Brainna is a married woman with kids. BVs were confused.....

Omotola its not our business but please can you deny or affirm whether you are married or not with kids?

BVs have been dropping back to back updates about BBNaija, so, to keep up, make sure you read all posts. E go be like say you dey front of TV dey watch from their narrations.
Till I come your way next week, remind to read, comment and bring your gists and drama to SDKBLOG.. Na here e dey happen, there's no better place.

From the depth of my heart, I say a heartfelt thank you to BVs that have patronized me, una pockets no go ever run dry. To intending customers, your cups would overflow.

 Pls, y'all, don't stop patronizing me, I deliver the absolute BEST. You can contact me on 08143485426.

BV OyinGATE

I told you to get a flyer for your business....this your advert be like ahewo advert...You deliver the best what? what have they been patronizing you for? If person contact you now say how much for one round, dont be angry cos you put your number without specifying what you sell.