Sunday In House Gists - Comment Section Gists Boulevard

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On last week's edition of "gist boulevard", BVs led by Bold, Brave and Cool (BBC) and Apple of God's eyes vouched, defended and swore that suspected new rat, Jolly is NOT the infamous internet rat. They urged Jolly to comment on the blog, talk shim talk and no look any Uche face.

On Monday spontaneous post, BV Firstlady Blessing complained bitterly about the new trend of guys plaiting their hair and wearing earrings plus a sprinkle of make up "ere n dere", she said even as a babe, those things be huge task for her. She then went ahead to pray that since the guys have decided to experience feminity, may God add menstruation and labour to seal the deal and the BVs shouted a resounding Amen.

BV Ali B advised parents not to ship their kids to lesson this summer holidays but to engage them with skills, what they love doing most or IT classes. He said they shouldn't wound their kids with studies make the poor kids get street sense too.

On Monday in house news, Stella announced to BVs that the chronicles folder is empty! She urged chroniclers to send their chronicles to SDKBLOG because this is the only place they can get real, sensible and life changing advice.

Blog's title holder, Face of Anini, BV Talita in the morning, Bidex at night sent a heartfelt apology to Stella and BVs, she apologized for her scamming and criminality. Talita/Bidex said normally, she be nice, easy going, God fearing babe but she wanted to use the "quick way" to gather money to boost her business. She said she's very sorry, devastated and ashamed of herself.

Stella told her that afterall, we offend God and he forgives us. So, she don forgive her but told her she won't smell any giveaway on the blog anymore.

With drums of praise, BV Omo Brizzle landed Monday in house news. She thanked God for preventing fire from gutting her home. Apparently, Omo Brizzle left her hot plate on and went to church, God made himself her vigilante, prevented every form of fire outbreak even though there was light for almost 6hrs, it can only be God!
While BV Kelvin Edo like other BVs were angry and were of the POV that if there wasn't a caught, BV Talita/Bidex wouldn't be sorry or feel ashamed but advance in Anini-lity, BV House of Janey commanded him to REST!

BV House of Janey's order to BV Kelvin Edo boy come leave BVs mouth wide open, na small remain make fly enter some BVs' mouth because they wondered why she was openly defending fraud and were pinching themselves to remind them that BV HOJ isn't an accomplice.

Some BVs told BV Talita/Bidex to go and sin no more while others said her fake apology cannot fool them because according to them, she presents fraud, greed. Afterall, there are BVs that weren't gifted giveaways and they didn't good the Talita route. BVs also prayed mightly that if there are still others like her on the blog, they shall be exposed and disgraced soon.

BV Praise Ijebu garri just graduated from the Genz adaptation master class, Praise is on the way to becoming a full blown Genz baby, she revealed that she's gotten her beautiful leg chains, waiting for her nose rings to arrive, other fashion accessories would follow suit, she said, Dem go feel am!

On Tuesday Spontaneous post, BV Shooter gyal tearfully and full of shock alarmed BVs of the chauvinistic pig she encountered. She told the female gender especially the single moms to be watchful and not fall into the wickedness of the women-hating-demons. BVs have been begging her to narrate the encounter but she didn't budge.

On Tuesday in house news, Stella thanked BVs that had sent updates, she prayed that their businesses would prosper. Also BVs were begged to send in their labour room drama, meeting point, omugbo stories, wedding night brouhaha and every interesting story that would keep the blog burning with entertainment.

On Wednesday spontaneous post, BVs were angered by the motigbetional post shared by BV Lilyangel. The writer wrote about the sacrifices mothers make. BVs disagreed with her and said the joys of motherhood isn't just about birthing kids, living in abject poverty, suffering and dying away without enjoying the fruits of the sacrifice.
Trolls almost tore BV Marie's calendar because she mistakenly wrote "carlots" instead of car lots.

On Wednesday in house news, BV Triple C asked BVs if they could make fire with firewood. He told them in villages, especially his, most families used firewood as a means of cooking. So, he was curious to know if the modern day ladies are wife materials and could assist their mom in laws in cooking. Majority of BVs told him they no Sabi and even if them Sabi, suffering is not a skin care routine.

An Anon asked BVs if it was okay for her ajo admin to tattoo her body with insults and expect her to say "thanks ma'am" in return. The Anon joined the online WhatsApp contribution to be able to ease her financial burden. Anon said no be say she dey owe or delay payment, she pays ahead ahead sef. BVs wondered the type of liver Anon had to do ajo with faceless people. Bv Miss Aboki advised her to just dey follow her gently, pack her money before giving the admin wotowoto.

On Thursday spontaneous post, shockingly, Stella revealed to BVs that BV Big Mama is biracial and even get accent join. She said BV Big Mama is indeed a big woman (not fat pls)and was confused that someone as big, fine as she is was collecting giveaway.

BV Dante posted his fave music collection, BVs and Stella were shocked that the marshal, face of DNA, and amotekun Slayer is a lover boy. Though, he didn't admit, he said he is a player and he's skilled in the act of loving.

On Thursday in house news, Stella clarified that she wasn't against Nigerians protesting against #BadgovernanceinNigeria but scared of the aftermath. She said she hasn't recovered from that of endsars and wouldn't like history to repeat itself.
Also, she said she would love to do free advert for BVs to support their business. BVs interested are to send clear pictures and text that says it all.
She also hoped BV Teejay was fine and recovering well from his operation.

An Anon advised happily married people not to over flaunt their wins. She said alot of people are willing to pour sand inside people's Ijebu garri. She used her neighbor and her Charming husband as case study. She said the couple represented love, unintentionally sprayed pepper into the eyes of the single and married, the headquarters of "God when" but out of the blues, the husband decided to stain his wife's white by marrying her friend! She implored BVs to keep their happily married tales to themselves, not mock others because they feel they're in a better situation because tomorrow is pregnant. BV Ekajoy claimed that the advise is a shade to her.

BV Ekajoy revealed to BVs that e be like say she go come naija soon because home is calling her and she doesn't think she can resist the desire. BVs advised her to lock and dispose the desire and balance very well in the abroad.

BV Pretty Mary sadly told BVs that her husband was amongst those retrenched in his workplace. Mary said she hadn't been herself. BVs encouraged and told her not to worry because they believe that God will one through for her family and they'd dance for joy soon.
An Oshodi FBI alerted Stella and BVs to disregard the excuses by BVs Iya Nimi and Mom Ella about sending their business giveaway update.

On Friday spontaneous post, BV Ali with tears in his eyes told BVs that he was affected by the norther looters of #EndbadgovernaceinNigeria. His car was broken into and they carted away a lot of his valuables, what they didn't take away is his life. Sorry, Ali.

BV IcefishSeller asked BVs what she'd reply her customers with whenever they complain that her goods are too expensive. Many veteran business people choke for this blog, they gave her so many answers. Business owners and aspiring owners, pls fly jet to that post and go jot down some things.

BVs Ekajoy and Fidel and other BVs were smiling, cruising and joking about looking swimming so much, can watch gymnastics Olympics everyday of their lives but ordinary the sight of water, they don piss for body. They blamed their parents for doing them dirty by not taking them to swimming pool and swimming classes sotey Ekajoy dey do vigorous swimming competition for her dream. A joyless Anon alleged that Ekajoy is from marine kingdom hence seeing herself inside water for sleep.

While BVs were dropping motivational quotes and firing prayer points on the blog, BV Praise decided that the love on the blog was becoming sugary and the light's current was too much, she alleged that anyone that doesn't sell anything or render any service but enables his email on his blogger ID, the person is an experienced, professional hook up guru or an ogbontarigi gossip, looking for partners in his amebo ministry.

Stella reckoned with her, called out elebi BVs that carry fake gists to veteran, detective BV, XP and then now come back to the blog to be forming Jesus and singing kumbaya. Amongst the fake gist suppliers and ebina BVs was the infamous internet rat. That was the reason XP was kneeling and calling ori and ikunle abiyamo when the rat was called out.

BVs didn't take Praise's comment lightly, they said she was misinformed and her comment is a dry joke. Amongst those were offended with the comment was BV, Dante. He said so many things, rebuffed Praise's assertion and revealed that the reason he opened a blogger account is the reason he enabled his email address but he wouldn't reveal unless asked nicely. Dante, oya, whisper it to me, I'm asking nicely.

Praise replied Dante, she tagged him a very hungry lawyer, told him he's the Blog's chief gossip that does his thing with both make and female BVs. Praise said that the most recent one was with his boo, mommy Ayomide when they wanted the blog to pay mommy Ayo's school fees. Lastly, she advised the simp Slayer to get off his high ox and get a biriponpon job in a construction site because according to her, it was obvious that he no dey see cases defend.

On Friday in house news, Stella revealed that she wants to do giveaway for BVs with multiple IDs so, she encouraged everyone in that category to confess and not miss their blessing.

Some Anons accused BV Uzu Anwuli of complaining too much because she shared about some of her Genz IT workers.
Stella whispered to BVs that her friend, BV Goergous Pola, is planning a ground breaking giveaway next week for her August testimony. She urged BVs that have gone back to exile to return.

Stella called out BV Praise, she said the way Praise pounced at face of DNA, Dante disgusted her and she(praise) needs to explain why she came at Dante with the force and manner she did. She then went on to tell Praise that she sef no holy, she be gossip, all of us be gossip, na wetin unite us for SDKBLOG be that. Lastly, she revealed that she likes BV Amotekun Slayer a lot and his comments are mostly cruise, and if every BV has the same personality and views to issues, the blog would be boring. So, mommy Ayo would be some massive credit alerts and she advised Praise to hit her head on the wall.

Angrily, Dante landed a very long epistle to reply Praise, he said so many things, told Praise he's not a giveaway scavenger like her, told her he isn't in her league, this life and next. He said matter-of-fact, if he wanted to penis alot of babes on the blog,on a platter of gold, there'd bring themselves but the babes here are ugly in and out(sic). Wetin Dante talk plenty o, he said he doesn't brag at all na why BVs dey follow him talk anyhow and he blamed Stella for revealing his profession na why BVs they call him amotekun lawyer at every provocation. He deleted the comment later when he saw that Stella had already defended him.

Till I come your way next week, stay safe, read and comment on SDKBLOG. Bring your drama and love, that's what keeps the blog interesting and addictive.

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