Friday In House News

 Thank GOD Its Friday!

IN HOUSE MEMO

How you dey? I am drinking coconut tea. It tastes great and puts me in the mood to get ready to give advice in the Chronicles....I left a memo inside Friday spontaneous post but in case you missed it, I will repost inside here..I am not the kind of person anyone can push around and the sooner you get it into your fish brain, the better for you...

The person complaining about BV Eka Joy yesterday, you dey OK?She is one of the blogs celebritiy OK? Whether you and I like it or not, i no send her, shes rude, blah blah but she is loyal and you cant take that away from the coconut head...........Due to her celeb status here, if she complains and gives me enough info attached to her complaints i will act....

Who can name other SDK Blog celebrities?

Some are Alist like Eka and some are Z list like...............Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (where is that BV that said i like drama in the comment section?)

 I am here eating delicious roasted corn.........The weather cold today after almost frying us up yesterday....

Next week, the heat will return and honestly i don tire!!1

Enjoy the day and enjoy the posts and memes inside in house news

BV XP gifted me this Dog photo and i love it...wheres that ritual BV?Make sure you dont look into the eyes of this dog cos na 100 euros you go dey vomit #hissssss

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MADAM AMEBO CORNER....

 E get one Bros we dey always buy stuffs from me but the guy na Yahoo native doctor (very young man oo), them de cash out steady but this last one choke am...

This one happened 3 months ago, they got about 5million(according to the full gist i heard today), his share was about 2.3million, that period him and his group were buying things, they can start drinking from morning and end it at night night cos money brekete.
So I was in the shop yesterday when I saw his wife's younger sister on cuffs, I was shocked cos the girl is always on her own, I been wan ask her what's up but the kind of people that were with her looked too unfriendly so I shut up my mouth.....
After about 10mins, I heard noise and gunshot, followed by a loud cry, i first ran inside my shop, then i saw the police people dragging the young man out, the wife and kids de cry de follow am, nobody was saying anything, they put am inside clean Hilux and zoomed off, i thought he was going for a vacation....

Na later I come hear the full gist...

They said they've been tracking the money and it was tracked to the girl's account and the girl led them to the brother in-law, the other guy was nowhere to be found, they said he told them that he's on his way to Libya and they should go and arrest his wife that he doesn't care, so my neighbor's husband was whisked away alone.

Later on I saw his beautiful wife wey suffer don turn to old woman, she looked so different, so I went to her to greet her, she asked if she could sit down a bit, I quickly offered her a seat and a chilled can-malt (I am that nice), she told me that she hadn't eaten anything since yesterday.

 I told her that i had not eaten too cos the thought of my customer being taken away like that was shocking to me and it kept me awake all night, it even made me lose appetite, oh i started crying, na she come de console me, so I asked her why she would allow her husband to indulge in something that bad.

She told me that she was surprised to hear that her husband got such money that she and her kids did not eat a dime out of it, he even told her sister that the money belongs to a friend, but she also remembered that he bought a few new clothes for himself and shoes too.

She said one of the days he begged her to pay Hausa people to supply water to them but he told her that he's broke and was trying to raise their house rent, she said he is owing her about 370k and has refused to pay or support in feeding their kids (5kids) even when he knows that she borrowed the money from LAPO.

So I asked what she intends doing, she said as she was talking to me, they've moved him to Abuja because who them defraud dey there and she wants to carry her kids home to her parents and end the marriage after all them rent don expire teytey, so she drank the malt and left... 

To err is human, to forgive depends on wetin you do, first to do no de pain, chop alone, die alone too...

If he had even used the money to cater for his family sef, it would be different...useless thing!

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POSTED BY SDK FROM FRIDAY SPONTANEOUS POST
''LET ME STATE THIS HERE NOW...
Listen and listen well....
In the choronicles post, if you go there to give advice, drop your advice and let those who drop theirs breathe....HOW DARE YOU TELL ME NOT TO DROP ANY COMMENT..
please stop dropping as well and leave this blog so that i can breath...go to other non interactive blog and let me do my thing.....YOU DEY CRASE!!!
Imagine insulting me for dropping comments...U DEY MAD!!!
Imagining me dropping comments and u will leave advice that u want to give and be replying me and telling me whether my advice is good or bad.....SOMETHING DEY WORRY YOU!!!
Some of you should be careful how uthink u can address me on this blog, our forefathers say when u wear small pikin cap e go dey jump dey konk u..
Before u konk me i will land you the hottest slap ever....
Enough already,i dont need one million comments in any post that are non positive...
if you cannot stand being positively interactive, dont go near the post and dont comment...
Let yesterday be the last time that anyone will go into the chronicles to address me or insult me...The insult will reload, reboot and refollow you double measure, pressed down, shaken together and running over and it shall dominate you and all that concerns you....
Have a nice day!''

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