Friday In House News

 Hailings!

Thank God It's Friday, yaaaaaaay!

IN HOUSE MEMO

How is everyone doing? You don chop? Wetin you dey cook today?I am making two kinds of pizza...Guess, LOL.

EHEN!!!.... Make una no mind me oh, I be drama queen and i have seen that some pipu no understand my ways....some do though and this shout out is to them.......All na part of content oh......

I am bored and feel like going to either Paris or New York to relax....At least i wont cook.....You people wont understand it but for some of us not used to cooking, eh, it is like punishment sometimes.......The Joy i feel when i dont have to cook eeeeh, you will be shocked...LOL

My hubby doesnt demand for Food like a typical Naija husband ( I concluded from reading Naija wives oh) and i am briging up my kids with the mentality of not waiting for a woman to cook before they can eat but to be food dependent on themselves alone......

I will do a small giveaway next week to those with double IDs, so please confess oh...Haahaahhahahahahahahhahahahhaha please leave me oh...Amu na bia innugo.

Please send in your chronicles, sendin your omugwo stories,, send in your labour room dramas and send in your wedding night brouhaha...OK; Please send in ypur divorce and break up stories......All will be treated as Anonymous.

TIGHT HUGS

xoxo

PS- All the writeups that i borught with the #copied tags are from facebook and probably written yb a man, I dont know but it looks so......

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SOME REASONS NOT TO DATE AN OLDER WOMAN.

1. SHE IS DISRESPECTFUL
An older woman won't respect you because she sees you as her junior or a boy not mature enough to guide her. She is probably funding your lifestyle and this makes her disrespect you even more.

2. SHE IS ANGRY
Since she is older, she will not plug into your masculine energy. This leaves her empty, deprived and frustrated. What follows is a series of drama and chaos including alcoholism. She hates her life, she is angry at herself and therefore she will project this anger towards you.

3. SHE IS REBELLIOUS
An older woman believes she is more mature and experienced than you in the marriage. She will openly refuse your instructions and order. She will ridicule your actions and defy you both in public and private.

4. SHE IS MANIPULATIVE
An older woman will manipulate you for her own egocentric needs. She will trick you to make wrong decisions that fulfil her temporary desires then when things backfire she will blame you and call you out this will again make you make further wrong decisions to appease her.

5. SHE SUFFERS S#XUAL NUMBNESS
An older woman has seen more ceiling boards than a painter. Her sensory areas that excite her s#x experience are numb. She will therefore resort to masturbation or using dildos to jump-start her dead erotic zones.- When having sex with her, she will be rubbing her clitoral end or use a dildo to excite her.

6. SHE IS INFERTILE.
An older woman is probably a retired war veteran. She has a history of abortions or prolonged use of hormonal contraceptives and other clandestine gynaecological procedures or hormonal therapies. Her chances of conception are very narrow or even zero.

7. SHE WILL CHEAT.
An older woman will openly cheat on you and there is nothing you will do. She is deprived of solid masculine power and therefore she will be looking for a man older than her to fulfil the deprivation.

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SECRETS ABOUT WOMEN

1. When a woman is angry, she doesn't mean over half of what she says. If possible always hug her to calm her down.

2. The most difficult time for a woman is when she is away from the man she truly loves. She can get distressed.

3. It takes time for a woman to trust a man, its hard to change her mind when she does, but if you mess-up, you might just forget it.

4. A woman is such a school you will never graduate from.

5. Your wedding certificate with her is not a " Driving license", its just a "Learners permit". Continue wooing her.

6. She can be very bitter now, and a very sweet angel later on, it all lies in your approach. Yes treat her right always.

7. A woman hardly forget things, she remembers hurts more, avoid making her hurt. Avoid negative words and affirm her always.

8. A woman can be highly secretive. Most times when they prove hard to men, they go to their closet and cry to friends. Make your woman your best friend.

9. All women Love to be begged. Men often miss out on this. Yes please handle them like babies sometime its all they want.

10. All women have a unique character like salt, their presence might not be noticed but their absence makes all things tasteless.

11. If she loves you she can do everything you ask of her as far as it makes you happy, so never force her to love you.

12. If you don't take care of her, she will find someone who will. They are always there only that she chose you.

13. If a woman truly loves you, even to ask money from you she will be shy, but as a gentleman don't wait to be asked and most especially if she loves you she can never leave you to spend unnecessarily. That's what makes them special

If you have a good woman in your life, don't

take her for granted. They are expensive jewelry. Don't hurt them cos there are many out there that wish to have someone like her

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