Let me go first....''I come from a Country where we have more Churches than Farms''
Monday, August 19, 2024
A Post For Nigerians.....
Please say you are a Nigerian without saying you are a Nigerian........
Let me go first....''I come from a Country where we have more Churches than Farms''
Let me go first....''I come from a Country where we have more Churches than Farms''
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We eat rice on Sundays. 😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteI come from a country where people answer questions with questions.
ReplyDeleteIn my country, we do introduction ceremony, court wedding, engagement ceremony/traditional marriage, then church marriage all to join one man and woman in marriage 🤣
ReplyDeleteLol
DeleteLol 😂
DeleteYou forgot Bridal shower for both white and traditional wedding.
DeleteA Country where the leaders does not use its health care facilities
ReplyDeleteThere are countless countries with same characteristics. Change your topic
DeleteBut 13.11 is right. How many Indians, Americans, Brits, do you travelling to other countries for health issues, as compared to Nigerians? Make una dey deceive una selves.
DeleteI come from a country where people easy follow and deceived by trends without confirming facts.
ReplyDeleteI come from a country where people are not patient, everything must be sharp sharp...
In some tribes in my country, a male child validates a woman's place in marriage while marriage itself is a ticket to heaven in the whole country.
ReplyDelete😂ðŸ¤
DeleteYou're Igbo. Nwannem onwelo ife na eme.
God is changing it now.
Our NIGERIA.
We reply to questions with same tenses.
Ngozi...light dey?
Amaka...light dey!
XP I'm not Igbo oh 🤣
DeleteI just know that, as a result of the experiences of my friends from South East and South south
I come from a country that if they take the light I will look at my neighbor's house to be sure they were affected too
ReplyDelete🙆 this is not funny.
DeleteLicious Babe
Is your country the same country where if they take light and bring it back after one or two weeks or more everyone will shout NEPAAAAA
Delete( Name of the electricity company)
I hail you
There's usually that one bulb near the Estate gate to check if there's light when coming home from work.
DeleteLMAO
DeleteNah me be this ooo
This is my country 🤣🤣
Hello iya Boys
I come from a country that when you lend someone money, you have to explain to them why you need it back..
ReplyDeleteA country with too many repetitive expressions.
DeleteMu mu
Copy copy
Mago mago
Waka Waka
Looku looku
Wuru wuru
DeleteCry cry
Madam pls give me 17 raps of fufu and 2 meat for testing first, if i finish
ReplyDeleteI will place my main order.
No vex
Wraps**
DeleteI watched a skit yesterday.
DeleteAll the street traders were hiding their garri whenever the tester was approaching. They've had it up to....
Is this what you were asked to say? 🙄
DeleteI come from a country where women nack you billing for daring to ask them "how are you"
ReplyDeleteAh ah.🥺
DeleteIn Abuja, all the Gwarimpa boys have one intro question " do you stay alone?".
Leave women jor.
I hereby come from a country where every cat 🙀 mostly black colors na witch meanwhile you fit post dog pictures na ritual
ReplyDeleteNope.
DeleteWhite cat is the witch.
I come from a country where bribery and corruption is the order of the day.
ReplyDeleteA country where a leader will be celebrated for rigining election.
A contry that's is being govern by vector power
Licious Babe
Rigging**
DeleteGoverned*
DeleteVector how?
Did you mean veto?
Hian!
Thanks Jules
DeleteYes veto Anon. thank you.
Licious Babe
I come from a country where main aim of majority pastors is to make money and not preach salvation.
ReplyDeleteI come from a country aim of politicians is not to serve but to steal
I come from a country where generator has been normalized.
I come from a country where mothers eye their children for correction.
I come from a country no one believes anything government officials say
I come from a country where corruption is institutionalized
I come from a country where election campaigns include construction of roads and bridges
I come from a country where palliatives from government are hidden from citizens
I come a country most deaths are credited to village people.
I come from a country GRA and exclusive areas equate to normal neighborhoods in white man's land
I come from a country, if there's constant light for days, you become worried that something is wrong somewhere and beg nepa to take the light
ReplyDeleteChange the topic, there are many countries with same situation.
DeleteYou think they take light stupidly in other countries like that, he his so on point
DeleteSo on point 😂😂😂
DeleteAda ohafia
14.19, may God give you the grace to travel around the world to see how it's done, and remember to change your circle. Your problem lies there.
DeleteCome and be going.
ReplyDeleteYes ke.
DeleteI cannot come and go and kill myself.
I come from a country where when they tell you come eat you are expected to say thank you.
ReplyDeleteNwannem madu come and eat na just greetings na..😄😄
DeleteOf not.
DeleteGi aga gamara Fada confession after receiving serious beating at home.
I come from a country where their actresses must Marry other women husnands
ReplyDeleteIt's an epidemic.
DeleteCome from country that incoming government get worse than the outgoing one
ReplyDeleteA country where the wifey is health conscious, buys all soup ingredients from the market to make home meals then go buy lafun from dirty buckets in the street shops.
DeleteNoodles are called indomie
ReplyDeleteBouillon cubes are Maggi.
DeleteCome from a country where a mother heat a child painfully and say I don't want to hear pim
ReplyDeleteHit*
DeleteKai!
I come from a country with the best wedding ceremonies
ReplyDeleteSo on point 👌👌 And best jollof too.
DeleteLol. They borrow money to do wedding just to impress people
DeleteI come from a country where many people believes good is bad and bad is good
ReplyDeleteBelieve*
DeleteI come from a country, where the male child is more important than the female child, where the woman must be under a man to be respected; where single women who do well for themsrlves are tagged ashewo, feminist and unmarriagable...
ReplyDeleteWell said
DeleteLicious Babe
Up Nepaaaaaaaaa
ReplyDeleteI am from a country where we knock with our hand and still use our to do kpokpokpo at the same time,
I come from a country where Children are not leaders of tomorrow,
I come from a country where every seasoning cube is called maggi.
DeleteEvery toothpaste is close up
Where 1 herbal concoction works for all health related problems
*use our mouth.
DeleteOlori where we call all noodles indomie, all detergent is called omo,
DeleteAll insecticide is called sheltoux and tusa tusa,
It's Shelltox.
DeleteWe still add WHO DEY HOUSE?" after kpokpokpo.
I come from country where we plan peaceful protest online...
ReplyDeleteHaha
DeleteLicious Babe
I come from a country where there is tribal and religious bias.
ReplyDeleteI come from a country where 'IT IS WELL' is our answer to all and every issue.
I come from a country where the wives worship the in-laws,especially the mother in-laws.
I come from a country where the males have more rights than the females.
I come from a country where we worship jollof rice and fight over the rights to it.
I come from a country that likes cruise and bants a lot.
I am from a country where another country seized our presidential jet .
ReplyDeleteI am from a country where palliatives for the masses was used as birthday souvenir.
I come from a country where any hardworking,genuine,legit female wealthy person is termed ahewo that is bankrolled by men
ReplyDeleteI come from a country where you run without even knowing why you're running so far you see another person running 🤣🤣
I come from a country where you open some people's fridge & see a bowl of ice cream but when you open to scoop some, it's full of egusi or okro soup 🤣😆
ReplyDeleteI come from a country where prices of things goes up and never comes down
ReplyDeleteI come from a country where we bully and tell fabricate lies wt confident on people we know nothing about,on sociomedie
I come from a Country where small gehs with big God make real hard working girls look like suffer head na their portion
ReplyDeleteI come from a country where they ask you if you have woken up when you say good morning
ReplyDeleteI come from a country where the president is silent to the needs of its citizens but don't want to hear the word protest
I come from a country where the minimum wage can't buy a bag of rice
I come from a country where the citizens complain of bad roads and the government will give them rice;
ReplyDeleteWhen they complain of;
Head-ache Rice
Unemployment. Rice
Bad governance. Rice
High cost of living. Rice
Poor health sector Rice
Fuel Scarcity. Rice
Insecurities. Rice
Solutions to everything na Rice
I come from a country where primary school pupils do up to 17 subjects
ReplyDeleteI'm just tired. The worst part of it is that they carry all the books to school everyday together with their textbooks 🙆
DeleteLicious Babe
I come from a country where they ask you if you come to market. And you are in the market place.
ReplyDeleteI come from a country where all the devils dey shout Jesus.
ReplyDeleteI came from a country where if you give woman belle she born the child and you nor pay her bride otilo the child nor go answer your name ,and thesame tribe dey give other tribe belle without paying bride price selfish tribe lol
ReplyDeleteI come from a country where you build fence first before building main house
ReplyDeleteI come from a country where you don't hear public water service, you either dig well, borehole, river or wait till God bring rain, for your water, las las you can also buy from your neighbour!