WEDNESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 Midweek hailings!..

IN HOUSE MEMO
The 10 names that were posted for the Business Continuity giveaway on Tuesday have been credited...It would be nice if they can confirm that they got the alerts so that we can move on to the next and last list of ten names....

I wish you all a nice day!

xoxo

Ehen who else noticed that some rats crawl into in house news comment section to look for papers to eat and cause discord among other BVs?I hate rats with a passion so please help me curse out the rats and tell it that this place is non rat friendly...

Have a nice day.....

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MADAM  AMEBO CORNER

 We all need to be careful the kind of people we bring into our homes, evil has taken over the world and no one should be trusted
A friend of mine got married about 4yrs ago, so during her visit to her husband's village, this small girl was gumming her all through her stay there, she thought it was all love, the girl is her husband's relative, the girl said she must follow her home, so since she's just an 8yr old girl, she took her.
First year passed, no sign of pregnancy, second year the same story but the lady has those kinda mother that believes all was not well, so she decided to do something, after a while she took in and bore a cute baby boy.

This girl in her house started doing some funny things, she took razor blade and sliced their curtains, used hammer and broke the television in the parlour claiming she saw snake inside the TV, she ran inside the kitchen picked up hammer and destroyed the television.

Sometimes she will hit the little baby so hard that the boy would be screaming, they were both enrolled into the same school, the boy is in creche, this couple likes business and money so much that they barely have time for that their only child, that boy spends almost the whole day at the school nanny's house.

So the nanny started noticing some ugly side of their help (that little girl), she called the school proprietress attention to it and the baby's mother was invited.

They told her and then she started monitoring this girl, Stella this woman saw a lot, including the girl getting up at midnight to chant incantations, she wrote the woman's name on her anyhow drawing, used affix pin to pin the stomach, the draw the man, used pin to stab his both eyes.
They caught her red-handed last night, took her to church and she started confessing as the deliverance was going on, she said she tied the woman's womb and it was the man's elder sister that sent her on that errand because she told her brother to help her husband but he refused, instead he used the money to get married.

So she vowed that they must suffer, that those times when the baby cries in pain, that she use to drag his preek.
She said her mission is to make sure she remained childless, but her mom broke the curse, so they vowed to unalife the child.
She said she wanted to tell the girls mom before returning her, but I told her not to as they may not believe her.... I told her to simply return the girl, tell them that she has been crying that she wants to come back home.
One needs like four eyes to be able to see the world the way it is nowadays...

What a wicked sister!........So what does the man iintend to do with his sister? That one can kill...WHAT!!!!

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FIVE THINGS MORE VALUABLE THAN A WOMAN'S BODY

1) PEACE OF MIND

Before you marry any lady, first and foremost, does she give you peace of mind?

Does she have the capacity to give you peace of mind?

Some Men don't stay at home because of the woman they married.

They rather sleep in the office or at a friend's place because they married a warrior at home.

Their homes now a war zone, the woman comes and puts enmity between the man and his family members. Everywhere War.

That she has a BIG CHEST doesn't guarantee she'll give you BIG REST.

If you marry a woman for those things, and she turns out to be a troublesome woman, you won't even feel attracted to her.

You will hate her and those things that attracted you to her. So find out first.

2) SUPPORT

Few years from now and you'll be faced with trials and battles as a Man and you'll need the support of your wife,

The kind of support not offered by her body.

The kind of support offered by her brain, by her hands, by her spirit, by her account balance, by her knowledge and exposure.

ASS is not ASSET

The Best ASSETS of a woman are not Physical.

Can she support you in prayers?

Can she support you financially?

Can she support you physically?

Can she support you with ideas, counsel?

Can she build with you?

3) HOME KEEPER

A Woman who can't keep her home.

Who can't be the boss at home and marshal the resources of her husband and her own and that of the kids to turn a house to a home,

A Woman who is out on Fridays to party and comes home drunk.

A Woman whose home is as dirty as a refuse dump.

You will take a look at all her big big assets that made you to marry her and suddenly, what you will see are big big liabilities..

4) COOPERATION

If there's anything any Man should not joke with, it's how cooperative a lady is to him,

That will determine a lot of he will succeed or not.

How she embraces his vision,

How she shows capacity to be SUBMISSIVE, OBEDIENT and LOYAL.

There are ladies (even in the church) who hate Authority, the word "submission" repulses them.

They are naturally disobedient, stubborn, rebellious, and self governed.

Marry such a woman, even if her chest is bigger than River Niger, her waist curvier than a Coke bottle, and her back as large as the Congo basin, I give you one year (if you can bear for that long) you will regret marrying her. You go run.

5) CARE/LOVE

A Man will always one day need his wife to play the role of a LOVER and on other days a MOTHER To care for him.

To watch over him like a baby.

And when you finally realize that the Woman you married doesn't have a motherly nature,

When she's heartless and as cold as steel.

You will understand why our people say that "kakhi no be leather."

So check now,

How does she treat children, how does she treat elders.

How does she look after you. Copied

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FACTS
-To understand and laugh at a joke, your brain needs to do 5 different things: sensory processing, perspective taking, assessing incongruous information, finding it funny and then creating a response. Laughter keeps your brain healthy!

--Since we spend roughly 20 years of our lives sleeping, our dreams are technically considered to be an alternate reality.

--Atelophobia is a condition that causes people to over think and obsess over the thought of not being good enough.

---Napping actually improves stamina, boosts your creativity, boosts your sex life and reduces stress.

--“Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia” is actually the fear of long words.

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