Tuesday In House News

 Tuesday Hailings!!!

IN HOUSE MEMO

I dey salute everybody..how the go dey go? I am a little under stress today cos I am on to something i cant mention here for now..LOL

let me get down to the giveaway something.....

I see the applications but i never ask anybody to apply and will only do so when i get confused.

Some of you collect business giveaway and chop it....some of ya dont have shop or stalls or even tables and cannot even give feedback on the ones you collected and you are applying again....

I know some people work from home but even at that, una no dey give update...some collect and vanish and even though i know they need it badly, I hate that vanishing thing they do...

The first recipients of the ANGEL STAR giveaway are BVs Pinky and Blogbrity...

I know what both of them do and this is continiuty for their businesses.

Both of you should send me your account details at sunset please

After i pay them i will be looking for 12 people for N200K each.... 

The search continues..... if you have been keeping me updated on your business, state so in the commnent section with your ID

Have a great day!

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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD
Recently, my boys have been disagreeing a lot, a whole lot. They are bickering, arguing, and sometimes hitting each other( which I don’t condone), and the major reason is they are growing into their own persons, and their personality is different, and its showing.
My first is sensitive and strong-willed and likes to follow the rules. He has a thing for numbers and patterns, and he follows it to the tee. Now my second, though just three years old, is an old soul, and also very goofy.
He likes to test the boundaries of every rule. The way he looks for loopholes around the homes rules and regulations makes me wonder how his mind works. His imagination is crazy too, and he is also strong-willed.
So their personality clashes a lot. Before I would always jump in to help them solve their differences and while I am trying to tell the offending party off, the brother I am defending starts to cry and turn on me for telling his brother off. I also read in a parenting book that it’s best to leave them alone to solve their differences themselves and only interfere only when necessary.
I try to look the other way now, there are days I find it amusing but most time it's annoying when they bicker non stop.

At some point they will become friends..lol

A childhood friend who lives in the US told me her teen sons were always fighting so one day, whe they started she wore shots and went to them they must fight her after fighting themselves cos she was tired since they didnt know blood...They immediately stopped fighting but she fought them to a standstill, well she jack trouser and shirt and refused to leave them for hours, they were confused and begged and begged..that was the last time they fought...Now they all laugh about that day...

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PINKYS CORNER

They just brought our prepaid meter(for  the 4 flats). One thing I tell people is, anything you don't know, you can't forget(meaning, you can't chew what you don't have in your mouth). It's either you know or you don't know.

As for me, I sabi somethings but I dey always pretend. They brought the meter today and my place was the first to be installed. After Installation, I realized there was no light and besides, the meter doesn't look like a new one but wetin concern me. I just kept mute but I was surprised when there was no unit on it because, when you get a new meter, at least 100unit will come with it which you will surely pay for but due to the change in price of unit, it has been reduced to 40unit( for the new meter that uses 4G) but mine has none. Then I began to question them but  it led to fight because I told them not to even bother to install another one to the rest of the flat without answering me. I also checked if the meter has some balance and I noticed the money owed on that meter is over 200k. My own flat should not have up to 200k. At least it should be 180k because I met some outstanding bills when I packed in.

I picked my phone and called the lawyer, that was after one of them wanted to slap me and I told him, if he tries it, I swear, "I will deal with you". He thought I was joking then I  swung into action and When he realized I was serious about what I was saying, he adjusted himself. I called the lawyer and he came down just 10mins after. He saw the meter and wahala sele. While I was doing all these, my neighbors were busy talking about me and saying nonsense but I no kuku look their side.

The lawyer asked them why they brought old meter when in actual sense he paid for new meter. I explained everything I noticed and he demanded for a booklet(the booklet comes with a new meter). The idiots brought an old meter from where we don't know and kept the new one that was ordered. I need not explain how they do this here Shaa but I know this because something of such has happened in lagos before. The lawyer called someone and when I go close my eyes open am, na police people. They took them away and I don't know how they resolved it. At about 4pm, the lawyer sent me the picture of the real meter that should be installed which was retrieved from them.

My neighbor's were now thanking me. I just ignored them and went back to my shop. The one behind my flat now called me on phone. I say make I pick to know May be he wan buy cord abi charger. He Kan dey nail the rest and dey try wash himself. I just tell am Say, I no vex shaa.

Why will you be so dubious like that. Now, I know say, the matter go reach their office and they might be jailed for such act. Drinking your Garri without anything in peace is better than shawarma in jail. Be contented.

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GIST GIST GIST

Good afternoon Sdk, aprokko no go fit kill me, 

Some days ago my next flat neighbors engaged in a very heated argument,  Mrs A was really telling Mrs B so many  hurtful words, they were raining insults on each other, Mrs B now turned to her and said "no let me talk oo, if you push me to talk, I  swear you go regret am", immediately Mrs A come be like fowl wey rain beat, she walked inside immediately without uttering another word, Haaaa i said i must find out the exact reason why this madam onu ugba closed her mouth and went inside,

I later went to Mrs B, tried everything I could to make her talk, she no gree talk, I even made suggestions, thinking she'd fall for any of it but this woman ekwechiri,

Ok I went to Mrs A after the compound meeting, I told her that it seems Mrs B is a troublesome person and she wants to blackmail her, she urged me to drop the matter and let it go, say them no de use trouble de pay rent (can you imagine), she said she will go and beg her later and both of them will settle it amicably, 

I know Mrs A as a very troublesome nonchalant being, her I don't care character na top-notch, but for her to succumb like this,  Ahhhh Something fishy is going on (In Davido's voice),

This afternoon, I sat down jejely in my cubicle expecting customers when one of my neighbors passed, she stopped by to say hello to me, she's known to know everybody's story except the fact that landlady's daughter is sleeping with her husband and they're using the same perfume ( I know),  so we started gisting, talk bring talk, na so she asked me if I heard Mrs A and B fighting over the weekend? I said yes, she smiled and said Mrs A is just digging her own grave unknown to her cos if her husband find out what she did, that he will skin her alive,

Na so my ear stand, so I asked her what she did, she said last year when Mrs A's husband (a police man) was posted to the North for peace-keeping mission, say Mrs B's young son was lashing Mrs A back to back, that she even had a daughter for him and Mrs B knows, it now dawned on me that their last daughter looks exactly like Muanya Mrs B's son, Ewoooo na so I shout ooo, Ahhh e reach to shut up and go inside, e reach to go beg ni, infact if na me, I will buy her drinks and promise never to insult her again provided she keeps my secret safe but the secret no safe again I don hear am,

She begged me to keep to myself, I asked her how she heard, she said she was once very close to Mrs B and she confided in her, I know i am very close to the sdk family, so am confiding in you people, please y'all should keep it a secret..... I will go and tell her I know her secret too, so that she will be respectful to me too... Hahaha hahaha body de sweet me

LMAO

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10 People You Should Bless Before You Bless Your Pastor 

-Your parents 

-Your grandparents 

-Uncles and aunts that were there for you 

-Siblings who sacrificed for you

-Cousins who sacrificed for you like a sibling 

-Teachers who made an impact on your life 

-A boss who gave you opportunities you did not deserve 

-An orphan in your immediate or extended family 

-A friend who helped and loved you like a brother 

-A neighbour who gave you favour you did not labour for 

 - Reno Omokri

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 FACTS

-Men who kiss their wives before leaving for work get into fewer car accidents.

-Playing video games can reduce your nightmares, because gamers "resolve threats" during game play instead of in their dreams.

-Just because someone doesn’t react, it doesn’t mean they don’t notice.

-Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway.

-The downside of being shy is that people misjudge you as thinking you're better than others just because you're quiet.

-If you want to be trusted, be honest.

From sundayfacts on WhatsApp

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BEING A GOOD WIFE 

1. Communication: Practice open, honest, and respectful communication.

2. Support and encouragement: Be your partner's biggest cheerleader and supporter.

3. Trust and loyalty: Cultivate a foundation of trust, loyalty, and commitment.

4. Emotional intelligence: Practice empathy, understanding, and emotional support.

5. Teamwork: Collaborate and work together as equal partners.

6. Respect and kindness: Show respect, kindness, and compassion in your words and actions.

7. Flexibility and adaptability: Embrace change and growth together.

8. Intimacy and affection: Prioritize physical and emotional intimacy.

9. Independence: Maintain your own identity, interests, and passions.

10. Humor and laughter: Laugh together and find joy in each other's company.

11. Support each other's goals: Be a team and support each other's aspirations.

12. Practice forgiveness: Let go of grudges and resentments, and focus on moving forward together.  

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