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Sunday, July 14, 2024

Sunday In House Gists - Comment Section Gists Boulevard

This is a compilation of some comments you may have missed....


On Monday IHN, Stella announced the Angel Star business giveaway. She said the first two batches were for already established businesses with stores or shops. The giveaway was for business continuity. 250k each for two bvs and 200k each for 12 bvs were the first two batches. She said the last batch would be 100k each for 20 bvs.

The giveaway choke abeg. God bless you Angel Star.
There was this gist about a retired married ahewo that refused to retire. She kept telling poster that she works for United Nations and that she travels for months. Poster was tapping from her "grace" as she looked very good. Little did poster know that aunty was an ahewo.
Her husband met and married her in a hotel where she was doing ahewo. After marriage, she kept going back to the hotel to hustle in Abuja for sometime and then come back home. All her husband's pleas fell on deaf ears. She was later sent packing.
Na wa oo
Blog Aproko, comrade Pinky brought a gist about a man and his wife. They were both in the world, twerking and posting pictures and videos on their social media pages. Then God captured the man for Himself. He became a pastor, stopped working and stopped doing things of the world. He also stopped gbenshing mummy G.O regularly as a result of fasting and prayers.
In summary, Mummy G.O packed out of the house. She cannot cope with the konji.
Oturugbeke!
Bv Miss Aboki took to the comment section to advertise her brothers perfumes, Aboki perfumes. She told us that she bought one Aboki perfume for #500, she claimed the smell is heavenly and it smells on her clothes for a whole week. She pleaded with bvs to patronise her brothers.

On Tuesday spontaneous post, blog Orobo Advocate, Bv Teejay came with a shocking revelation. He said that when we are talking about ahewo, we should be specific of the gender because men are now into serious ahewo work. He sighted an example of a young man who came online to ask for help on where and how to get rich sugar mummies in Abuja.
He also dropped a memo for one aunty who lives and schools in Markurdi, Benue state, she is in her final year and beautiful.
Teejay said if you are a bv we should tell you that the man you are professing love to in Porthacourt and sending your nudes to is a married man with a child, even though he lied to you that he is single and ready to marry you. Teejay said in less than one week of meeting, you have done phone gbenshing with him and fallen in "love", he said that the man cannot leave his wife and marry you and that he just wants to chop you and clean mouth, he is even planning to come to Markurdi and knack you better apako.
Bvs, should we pray that he should have accident on his way to gbensh the girl and lose one of his legs? Whether he will stay in one place after that and stop deceiving women.

Bv Sandra brought a complaint about an endtime hospital where she went to do genotype and blood group test. She said two days after collecting her blood, they called her again and asked for her name. Wahala!
She said result was not ready until the fifth day and now she is not sure if the result is hers. She is lamenting the loss of money and blood that they collected.
Maidia, tell anyone you know to boycott the hospital.

On Tuesday IHN, Stella picked two people for the 250k angel Star giveaway and asked those who had been updating her about their businesses to state so in the comment section with their blog IDs.

Blog Aproko, comrade Pinky brought another gist about dubious NEPA staff. They brought old prepaid meters for Pinky's building and stole the new ones that were paid for. They did not know that Oga Pinky knows about meters, he checked and saw that the old meters they brought came with huge debt and without any electricity unit.
Trust Oga Pinky to fight for what is right, he reported them to the appropriate quarters and they were arrested.
Nice one our blog Aproko.

On Wednesday spontaneous post, Our upcoming comedian King Jerry came and warned one mouse that allegedly went into his inbox to troll him. He claimed the mouse wrote this:
"Must you beg for giveaways and acclaimed king we dey follow drag give away".
 make una leave King Jerry alone make he drink water drop cup for here.

Our France vacationer, Bv The white Enchantress (TWE) came under bv Pinky's appreciation post and lamented about how internet children believe everything they see online. She said ordinary cruise greeting that she greeted and said "from France", they started shouting that she has relocated.
TWE, so we should not believe everything you say in the comment section again abi?

On Wednesday IHN, there was a post about the 9 types of women to avoid. Go there and read about them.
One anony'mouse wrote a memo to our blog's France vacationer, Bv TWE. The anon said TWE was the one that said she went on vacation when bvs asked her whether she had relocated after she posted that France comment. The anon asked her why she didn't deny going on vacation and if it is giveaway that made her to do a U-turn now. Lastly, the Anon warned her to stop heaping lies on bvs heads because no one shouted that she relocated, they all went with her claims of going on vacation.

On Thursday IHN, Stella listed 6 lucky bvs who were picked for the 200k angel Star business giveaway for 12 people.
Teacher NK covered Thursday IHN with her beautiful face. She also gave tips on how teachers can manage end of term/session stress. Go there and see her face.

On Friday spontaneous post, blog fawul merchant, bv Osundi brought gists about a struggling single mum that opened up to her that she would sell her son if she gets a buyer.
Hey God!
Blog Hunter, v game mistress told us how she almost lost her phone to a pickpocket. She sat and was waiting for someone while a guy sitting beside her removed her phone from her bag without her knowledge. A good Samaritan who was watching from afar saw the whole drama and saved her phone.
She thanked God for saving her phone twice.
We thank God for you o.

One Anonymous (not mouse) had a good memo for our ladies. The Anon said there are good men here but they don't comment, they read comments and bounce. Anon claimed they know all female bvs in the comment section and their conduct here..
Anon continued that ladies here should be of good behavior in the comment section because his or her friend got a man from here and he is a big fish. Anon also told us that among the single men that comment here, non is eligible for marriage, only the married commenters are good men. Good men are silent here.

On Friday IHN, Stella posted the last 6 names for the 200k Angel Star business giveaway for 12 people.
Stella also announced in the comment section that she will employ someone from the blog after the giveaways.
Blog Prophetess, bv BIZ shared a story of how she misplaced her phone and a tout found it and returned it to her.
Thank God for you

Bv Faithful shared a story of how someone's Facebook page was taken over by fraudsters and used to dupe her followers. The summary of the gist is that the hackers pretended like they wanted to do business with her and she gave them a code that Facebook sent to her, they used the code to hack and take over her Facebook page.
Go and read the full story and learn.

As a result of the giveaway list that was posted, plenty gbasgbos happened in the comment section. There were those with entitlement mentality who felt they deserve to be picked, some advisers who gave tips on how the giveaway should be done, etc. Go and read to entertain yourselves

On Saturday Spontaneous post, Bv Pure asked for tips to preserve ground ogbono and egusi. Plenty tips were given. Go and read it and learn.
Bv Onyingate came with a big question. She wanted to know what to tell a child who is being beaten by his mates in school. She asked whether to tell the child to beat them back or report them to their teacher.
Many bvs lined up under her to give their advice. Some said the child should beat them back, others said the child should report. Fidel said the child should be beaten by his mother for being beaten by his mates. Hahahahahahahahahaha

Until I come your way again 
I remain yours in Amebo,
Aunty Oyokometer.

102 comments:


  1. Good afternoon good people of SDK ville. I trust we're enjoying our weekend. I'm sorry that this is coming a bit late. With regards to the comment I dropped on Saturday laughs post which coincided with that of Modupeola, as I read through the post, I singled out that particular statement "Eji #50 anata Chukwu Benz?". Getting to the comment section, I saw that Modupeola had already dropped same comment. So I immediately copied some part of her comment instead of typing afresh since that was what I also intended to drop. Didn't even notice the typographical error before I posted.

    Afterwards, I never went back to that post because I had a busy Saturday. It was on Sunday SP this morning that I realized what was going on. Even when I replied Aboki's comment, I did so without any idea of what was happening. I was still wondering why others were replying with laughing emojis until I saw the anonymous comment accusing me of being same person as Modupeola. I had to immediately go back to Saturday laughs post to see things for myself.

    Na beg I de beg una oo, Morayo and Modupeola are two different people both on SDK blog and outside SDK blog. Ever since I began commenting on the blog, my ID has remained Morayo. I have always maintained that I am an Igbo woman married to a Yourba man & that's nothing but the truth.

    Modupeola, I am really sorry for the dragging I've made you go through. If I hadn't copied part of your comment, this wouldn't have happened. I know some will still not believe me, but God knows and sees our hearts.

    A blessed week ahead, fam 💜

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    1. Oh God 🤦
      These anons about to kill us with add "copied" moving forward😩
      Because for say you add "copied" now...😴😴

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    2. You know that nothing gives some frustrated Mouse here satisfaction like accusing people wrongly, so I advise you not to pay them no mind.

      The earlier you ignore them and do you, the better for you.😎😎

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    3. Fidel, na their palava be that oo 🤣. Na wetin I do I talk so.

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    4. Oya give me my own Yoruba name too 😁😁 A sweet one oo.

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    5. @Apple, nwanne I hear you. I just needed to clear the air because I know my action has caused innocent Modupeola unnecessary dragging. Shebi na so dem accuse me of being same person as TeeJay the other time. No be today nah.

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    6. Ha😡 this is a watery excuse . You're guilty as charged. Just apologize and move

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    7. Knowing how the blog is, with accusations up and down, you wouldn't have dragged another person ID into this mess. Why copy someone else's comment, like why and not write copied or even under her comment.

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    8. Modupeola:
      🤣🤣this got me laughing😃😃Eji #50 anta chkuwu Benz😃

      Morayo:
      Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Eji #50 anata Chkuwu Benz?

      Tell us Morayo, you mean you only copied "Chkuwu Benz" from her comment and typed the rest by yourself?

      We are intelligent people here, come and explain yourself well.

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    9. Morayo if I woz you slap there. Stella released your comment and that of Modupeola at the same time, you went and copied it while it was still inside Stella's blogger account abi?
      Instead of you to apologise, you came with this nonsense explanation

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    10. 17:08, you actually believed tlher explanation?
      She copied only two words from another person's comment?
      She thinks we are fools

      Apple, you are next to be caught here

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    11. This is what was written on the meme:
      Eji 50n anata Chukwu benz 🤣

      Modupeola wrote "chkuwu Benz"
      You went and "copied" only "chkuwu Benz" from her comment.

      Make it make sense pls

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    12. Hmmm, I wouldn't call this outright lie.

      I remember how BV pearl wanted to reply to a comment I made and I think English failed her and she responded like me, I was dragged like a generator ontop what I don't know, well I left everything to God. I hope the truth comes out one day.

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    13. And even the "chkuwu Benz" that you allegedly copied, Modupeola's own starts with small letter "c" while your own starts with capital letter "C" .
      So Morayo, you copied and edited the "c" in your own "chkuwu" to a capital letter?
      Let's assume you eneterd Stella's blogger account to go and copy it, cos she released both comments at the same time.

      You are not dealing with fools here. Come with another watery explanation.

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    14. Let me explain as an IT specialist. The two IDs belong to the same person. Reason? That chkuwu gave her away. If the second blog ID had written the correct chukwu, she may have gotten away with it. There is no word like chkuwu anywhere on that post and even in phone dictionary.
      The first ID wrote it, then she signed in the second blog id and tried to change the emojis and words while writing the same thing, the word chkuwu had already been registered on her phone, so it automatically changed to that when she wanted to post it.
      If it was a coincidence, then chkuwu would not be there.

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    15. Bv Treasures your own case with that if Pearl was different abeg. Rest!
      If you want to come back, fine, if not, continue with your new blog ID and stop crying all over the comment section.

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    16. 18:29, pearl/ treasures which truth is coming out? On a blog? You will wait till Jesus comes

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    17. @ Mouse 17:8, you go wait old!!
      You know why? I got nothing to hide.
      Heck, I have never gone under Anonymous to make any comment. You go beat me for saying my mind?
      Some of us are that way, we own our sh!t with our full chest.

      If I hear say I go turn to mouse because of Ezi Bida like you. You wish! Mpama.😁

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    18. Morayo you should have just apologized. This lie does not fly. Saying you copied the comment makes you look guilty and trying to cover up with a lie. The two comments are written differently but the same in meaning, the only snag there is "Chkuwu Benz".
      You can't even say it's a coincidence too, how did Chkuwu appear in both comments? It's not even a Nigerian word.

      Just apologize.

      It's painful though how the bvs we love turn out this way.

      Mark Morgan on my mind.

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    19. You must think we all are like the dodoyos hailing you above. They either know the truth but refused to say it or they are too daft to see the holes in the whole thing.

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  2. Fidel's reply 🤣🤣🤣
    Miss Aboki's brothers? 🤣🤣🤣

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  3. Aunty Oyokometer. We missed you. Please the child beaten by his mates should learn to standup and beat them back. Build confident in the child.

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  4. Nice recap of the week!!!!

    Feeling so emotionally down today. Sundays used to be my favorite motivational day as the beginning of a new week. But then, I feel so indifferent right now.

    I feel so weak.
    I feel so down.
    I feel so broken.
    I feel so lost.
    I feel so unfulfilled
    I'm losing it. Yes! I'm
    This wasn't the dream.....
    This wasn't the ambition....It hurts so bad.

    You'll never understand it until you experience it.

    You don't truly know the depth of your pain until you're pleading and crying out to God for help.

    Once the heart gets too heavy with pain, people don't cry anymore, they just turn silent. Completely silent.

    It's a cold world out there.

    Today, I just wanna rant.

    I hope for a better day ahead.

    © TEEJAY

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    1. Teejay keep holding on, don't stop trying , don't stop hoping and praying sometimes good things take time .
      Your faith would be tested your strength too and ability to carry on but don't give up .
      We weren't promised a magazine life ... in between we would experience very tough challenges but we must fix our gaze on Christ.
      I wish you all the best and may the help you need come your way.

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    2. I hope you feel better, TEEJAY.

      May the good Lord show you mercy and come through for you.🙏🙏😍😍💙💙🤗

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    3. Stay strong, Ezege. All will be well.

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    4. It is well with you in Jesus mighty name 🙏🙏🙏🙏

      May the Grace Of Our Lord Jesus Christ be with You🫂🫂🫂

      Oyokometer you do well ooo
      That Business GIVEAWAY choke ooo
      DIVINE BUSINESS GIVEAWAY LOCATE ME OOOO AMEN 🙏🙏🙏

      Hello iya boys

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    5. Guy, don't beat yourself up. See make I tell you. It is okay to just not do anything for a while. All this talk of purpose and meaning to our existence is all bull(s)hit. We are here today and gone tomorrow. Nothing we do, who we are will matter in the next 100 years. We are promised nothing. No one leaves here alive. Every smile taken is an agreement to be willing to cry. It is a circle.

      Remember one thing... This too shall pass!

      Look forward to your energetic posts tommorow. You got this!

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    6. Have been here before, where I felt like the world was closing up on me. I hated Mon-Fri as it reminded me how much I needed God to step in and help. But the God that picked my call will do same to you. Just keep holding on.

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    7. Abeg stop this emotional blackmail. We are going through one thing or the other, it's not just you so stop abeg.

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    8. Hmmm, see teejay that doesn't even have any immediate responsibility aside feeding himself complaining. Hmmm

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    9. This one has started again 🙄

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    10. I’m sure if his name gets mentioned on the giveaway list, his mood will change. Mschew

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    11. Na every giveaway period this one dey always go through something 🤣🤣 baby teejay, talk directly, you need giveaway ba?

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    12. 18:52; I wanted to type same thing (and more) but decided to face front

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  5. Nice recap. Well done Oyokometer 👍

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  6. Excellent summary Aunty. About that anon that advised ladies here to be of good behavior, the DOG violently disagrees. Lie! Let the lady with bad and terrible character remain her real self. Do not change.

    Which young man do you people want to fall for that deception? Will that be right? I am married so I don't have any interest in any lady here and I never will. But still it will be bad to watch a young unassuming chap here fall for repackaged tiger acting like a sheep. Lie! Lie! It won't work.

    Be your normal selves. You might even meet your type of werey man and live happily ever after.

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    1. I have been trying to understand your comment here Oga. Today you are shading women tomorrow it will be men. Sometimes I think your wife comments with your I. D

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    2. @17:26
      That means his comments are not gender biased, but his own opinion, right?

      Is it not better that way than men and women who stand on gender wobbly gender pillars in every post?

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  7. You did a good job Oyokometer

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  8. The anon gave a bad advice, though he/she had good intentions. How can you tell ladies to comport because men read the blog?
    You are indirectly telling them to pretend to be who they are not, which is wrong. Being yourself is the best because you get to meet the right one for you, rather than ending up with someone who you wouldn't be comfortable with in the end just because you want to bear Mrs. Somebody.

    Besides, I can't count the many lovely free-spirited ladies who comment here regularly, how many of the so-called eligible bachelor came for them. Fine, there are nasty and mannerless ones but the lovely ones, have they been taken? Stop making the ladies appear thirsty like the sole reason they comment is to be plucked.

    That aside, how did you (anon) know that the single men commenting on the blog are not eligible? Have you met or dated all of them? A few may shock you.

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    1. Nice write up ... I believe that people should be themselves create room for improvement and not mislead others.

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    2. That advice na helele

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    1. Me too! Not that I don't enjoy Oyoko's summaries, I do really. I'm just a very loyal person. Na Onyin we first know😓
      Sigh.

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    2. Hahaha this una comments no be here oo. Everyone get their flairs. Someone might feel some kinda of way. They both the best.

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    3. Onyin i hope you are finally good now, we can't wait to see you up there.

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    4. I actual like her style of writing. Honestly, I really couldn’t finish most of these.

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    5. Fidel, I just like how you write. Having emotional intelligence is very important in life. It doesn't mean you are stupid or afraid to say your mind but rather it shows you are very wise. Keep it up!

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    6. Me too, I miss Onyingate though I enjoy oyokometer's update.

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    7. I enjoy Oyokometer and Onyingate. They both have different style of writing

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    8. Anon 16:16, you noticed too? 👍
      Fidel is a very wise woman I must say.

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  10. why do you Missher exactly? I t would be nice if she knows......

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    1. If this question is for me, it’s cos I totally enjoy her style of writing but that’s me

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  11. I no come here to please anybody!
    I will always be me, and that's on period!

    Onyeodiro mma odi ibeya.😎😎😎

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  12. This Oyokometer sef. I come shock whether another person borrow my ID take do advert for perfume. Ikwakwakwakwakwa.

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  13. Good recap for me that was very busy last week to come online.
    Stella I don't know why I dey look for my comments these days.

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  14. Well-done Onyokomiter 👍

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  15. Succinct Omnibus 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    It was indeed a Packed week

    Welldone OYOKOMETER
    More Ink to your Pen

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  16. This has to be the most boring recap yet. Nah!

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    1. 16:25, send Stella a mail and take up the column, let's see what you will write.

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    2. Anon, write your own interesting recap and send to Stella let us read

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  17. Kudos Oyokometer,you are doing well,I missed some gist here sha,lemmi go and see well.

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  18. Last week was da bomb. Loads of fun.

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  19. Good afternoon good people of SDK ville, happy Sunday to y'all.
    Sunday service was lit..... We had a lot of guess who came for a birthday thanksgiving service for one rich madam that turned 60.
    Omo Yoruba people with aso-ebi na 5/6. At first I thought it was thanksgiving for marriage or dedication oh only for the pastor to announce that the woman came all the way from US to celebrate her 60th birthday, mehn the celebrant looks so eloquent and young.
    They shared food and drinks for the congratulation thou, and there's after party...
    Some of her friends followed her to Nigeria for this birthday oh, Omo money is good abeg.

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      To that bv that was asking if I only correct here, you see, I am not the only one that corrects people here. I see other anons do same . I'm a regular bv with a blog id and I drop normal engaging comments too. I even handled a column on the blog back then. I go anon to correct without insult, to avoid being trolled.
      Cheers!

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    2. I see you got blog id and you were a former columnist. When did you see other Anon correcting or do you have an association of correcters. Nobody send your input well-done Dictionary. Hope you can guess my blog ID. Make sure you have eaten before you start correcting cos I am hungry.

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    3. Anon 18:56 it's typo oh, anyways thank you for the correction 🙏

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    4. 19:37, read what you typed again?
      Does it make sense to you?
      Too daft for a grown man like you.
      Somebody explained something without insult and you came with this daft reply?
      SMH!
      Somebody's father o.

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    5. Tyler that's Yoruba people for you. I even hear they've started planning for the next year's Ijoba ( abi what's that colourful royal activity that took place in Ogun state recently called) already. They look for any means to celebrate.

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    6. 19:37, Excesscode, you will soon cast here

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  20. Blog hunter Kwa🤣🤣 I don leave hunting job taytay o, I'm now a boutique owner all thanks to God and SDK 🙏,abi okrika to boutique jnr 🤪 egg to larvae

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  21. Lols complaining about Oyokometer but her write ups always has more comments

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  22. 😅😅 Oyoko oyoko well-done o.

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  23. The white enchantress don cast for here last last. So you were just catching cruise by saying you went on a short vacation to France? Why didn't you say before now? You were enjoying the feeling of big woman until they blasted you for eyeing giveaway.
    You say we should not believe what we read on Internet? Meaning that many of the things you said in the past were lies (cruise)

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    1. Madam France' friends have all abandoned her. They just kept mute and avoid her comments

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  24. King Jerry I put it to you that no one sent any mail to you. If what is written up there is what you claim they sent to you, then you made it up. That sentence looks like some of your comments here , without head or tail.

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    1. I tell you, that mail that they allegedly sent to him looks like his comments, very similar gbagauns.

      Anything to get picked for giveaway. What a pity.

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    2. 19:18; Don't just worry yourself. Man thinks he can fool everyone.
      No one sent nada.
      How will someone send you a mail, in your own "handwriting"?

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    3. Na wa! Y'all always trying to downplay/downgrade/discredit someone. Tueh!

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    4. Medussa (Savage)14 July 2024 at 20:10

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      I have been laughing quietly since but this one don make me burst out
      19:30, let me see how you wan take enter heaven

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  25. Nice recap oyokometer 👏👏

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  26. Nice recap Oyoko, you're doing a great job.

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  27. Bvs?
    Y'all are evuls 🤣🤣🤣kwakwakwakwa

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  28. Well done Oyokometer 👏.I had a good laugh @ fowl merchant and blog hunter🤣. You are witty. Thanks for the recap

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  29. Stella's bvs succeeded in turning this innocent post into SP/IHN with accusations and counter accusations flying around 🤣🤣

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  30. Nice recap Oyoko
    Fidel's comment got me laughing

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