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Saturday, July 13, 2024

Lagos Life.....

 The shocking, funny and unbelievable things you are about to read can only happen in Lagos.....













67 comments:

  1. God abeg ooh. It's funny and not funny at the same time.

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    1. Lagos is den of crazy people walahi...
      It isn't a place for the faint.
      Just stay for a while, establish yourself then move.
      Experience choke abeg, will add mine later

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    2. Lagos is a Place for both Prince and Pauper

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  2. Crazy things are happening.
    If I didn’t spend 25 years or more in Lagos, I would have thought these experiences were lies but mehn, Lagos is a crazy place. Goodluck to everyone living in Lagos.

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  3. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣you see that sit belt iqn na fact

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  4. Is all of this real 😱😳😲,so all this ,many are mad few are roaming is actually in Lagos,it's an nsogbu di situation

    Ada ohafia

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    1. Believe me not one lie was told,I experienced some myself in Lagos.

      Whats even more crazy is that everyday you risk your life by living in Lagos yet the weekends makes up for it .lol
      The idea that I just survived a week in Lagos makes you celebrate and have fun like you dying the next week... .

      Lagos really isn't a place to be and we all know that.

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  5. Haba, so these happened true true. I fear ooo.

    I can't leave in Lagos because of these stories

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    1. I can bet you haven't read worse 😆

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    2. You need to Experience Lagos in your lifetime

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    3. These are even funny to me, as in na normal parol for lasgidi, there are worse events than all these.




      Anne K

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  6. Scary, annoying, funny and hilarious.🤣😁😩

    God abegg oo.

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  7. Same Lagos wey to lovers dey do PDA inside bus then a mad man came from nowhere to the window side, come give the bros unexpected dirty slap while yelling
    "" una no see children with bear bear(beard) inside this car abi?" Everyone went silent for few mints

    Eyaaaa sorry !!! was just coming from every corner of the bus 🚍 till we finally reach our destinations

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    1. Hahahaha 🤣🤣 craze man don vex untop him madness

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    2. Hahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Mad people full lagos

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  8. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
    Lagos is when the going get tough, the tough get going.

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  9. I can relate, it can only happen in Lagos,

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  10. The woman collected the corn 🌽 cut for driver and conductor, the driver took the seat belt rap it around my neck, I cannot stop laughing, Lagos na wah.

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  11. Who is well in that una Lagos 🤣😂🤣, I went to visit my friend Zara in Lagos last year Dec and everybody was just moving and acting mad. Traffic nko? Tufiakwa!! Omo i ran away before my holidays was over😁

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    1. Starr ,I am well ooooh.😂😂😂😂.
      I doubt i can stay in any other state .
      Calabar= Slow.
      Edo=Boring 4 me,Was only adding weight.
      Ibadan= Ancient 4 my Mentals.
      Abj= Too security conscious.
      Jos=was so Cold and slow.
      Delta= more gragra than lagos.
      Akwa ibom,Oron= language barrier.
      Ogun= i got tired .

      Leave me in Lagos Biko

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    2. Starr ,I am well ooooh.😂😂😂😂.
      I doubt i can stay in any other state .
      Calabar= Slow.
      Edo=Boring 4 me,Was only adding weight.
      Ibadan= Ancient 4 my Mentals.
      Abj= Too security conscious.
      Jos=was so Cold and slow.
      Delta= more gragra than lagos.
      Akwa ibom,Oron= language barrier.
      Ogun= i got tired .

      Leave me in Lagos Biko

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    3. 🤣🤣🤣🤣, it's because you're not a Lagosian.



      Anne K

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  12. Lols, but I love Lagos sha, I love the husling and bubbling life. I have the feeling that I'll make it big in Lagos if I relocate, it's only a lazy someone that will be broke in that town, lots of opportunities.

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  13. Peeps living in Lagos have one too many nasty experiences. Many crazy ones I have experienced too.

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  14. I can't live anywhere, was born and bred in lagos, I love Lagos.

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    1. Loud it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Cheers to Lagosians

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    2. Honestly, the two years I spent in PH was like I was living in a village, I couldn't adjust to their way of life. I eventually transport myself back to Lagos.




      Anne K

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  15. I have plans of moving to Lagos o,heard there are so many opportunities,but all these stories the make fear catch person.
    Will I be able to cope there?

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    1. Mom B,Coming pls.
      You will be Surprised that you will cope so Well

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  16. This is really Hilarious!!!!

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    1. Very hilarious, I don laff taya.



      Anne K

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  17. That's Lagos life for you 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  18. Been to Lagos a few times on business. Y'all are some crazy ass muffs in that city. Everybody in that state is abnormal. A city full of people so mad that the only normal people in the city are the mad people. Hated it.

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  19. Been to Lagos a few times on business. Y'all are some crazy ass muffs in that city. Everybody in that state is abnormal. A city full of people so mad that the only normal people in the city are the mad people. Hated it.

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  20. Was born,buttered and pakoed in Lagos.Left that crazy state almost four years ago and I have never known a peace so sweet.Me I can't live in lagos again o,as I like money reach nothing fit make me go stay for that place.When I see people craving lagos life I whisper to myself,should I tell them?

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    1. LMAO 🤣, there's nothing to tell them, Lagos life is sweet.



      Anne K

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    2. Some still like it, grew up in Lagos as well, once I lived somewhere else, I refused to live there again, just visit my folks and go back.

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  21. I remember some years back, I was going home from work that day (Bariga to Oyingbo) as at 7pm . I noticed the driver was driving recklessly hitting other buses on the road anyhow so everyone in the bus was complaining about his reckless driving then he said " wo make Una no vex oo i just started learning how to drive Una know say man must chop" everybody in the bus just screamed one woman said "na God hand our lives dey this night o".I just kukuma left the money I have paid him, I told him to stop,and came down from the bus. The silly driver even had the guts to tell me that aunty don't come down na don't worry we no go get accident. No be me and you abeg.

    Stella please if you can make a post about people's experience in Lagos. I was born and brought up in Lagos Island ,still living in Lagos,I have many terrible, funny, annoying experiences to share.

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    1. And some passengers still left with the driver?Lagosians are freaking crazy.

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    2. 😂😂 what a crazy driver.

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  22. 🤣 so funny, i've had one or two experiences

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  23. Lagos is one crazy state...but I love there cos of so many job opportunities
    If one is not lazy and too selective concerning jobs...u can never be idle in Lagos..

    I still prefer it to Abuja dat I live now

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  24. Lagos Na waoooo
    Wellicome To Lagos..

    Hello iya boys

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  25. Lagos no be for dey weak 🤣🤣🤣

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  26. Lagos is fun. No city,like Lagos. You need your sixth sense and be street smart.

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  27. Lagos Sha.. I can't fit

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  28. 😂😂 I don't even know wether to laugh or to feel sorry for these people.
    Mad people everywhere 😂😂

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    1. LOL 😂, we are not mad o.



      Anne k

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  29. I remember coming to Lagos for short period and vowing I can't live in Lagos lailai, I eventually came to work in Lagos for 4years before coming to the UK. Every big cities have peculiar challenges.

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  30. Lmao.. Lagos is not for then faint hearted

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  31. Hahahaha, these stories sound funny! E suppose be weekend laugh!

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  32. Born and Bred in Ikoyi Lagos.
    Married and continued living in Ikoyi Lagos.
    Until we recently Moved to Oniru .
    Lagos is the only state,that you can conveniently make Money and buy,build a House as a none Lagosian.
    Lagos is the only State where i can stay.
    I went to Edo state and i was Bored out of my Head.
    Eko Oni Baje

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  33. No wonder lagosians are always angry

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  34. These really cracked me up😀. Funny as it seems but it's true. I boarded a bus, we call kurupe here in Lagos on Tuesday from Constain to Onipanu. I sat in front with the driver. As we were approaching LASTMA, the driver hung
    the dirty so called seat belt like necklace around my waist. I just used my hand to hold it so it won't stain. As soon as we passed the LASTMA officials, I quickly remove it 😀😀. Crazy things are happening here.

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  35. This post is so funny and hilarious.



    Anne K

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  36. Yet 10-12% of Nigerians live in Lagos. SMH!

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