LMAO!!!
One Sunday, my new neighbour's wife brought out their baby's hanger and spread her hubby's dross on them, at one side of the compound. You know that dross that our fathers used to wear in those days, where the part that gbola lies is protruded. She spread up to 7 of them.
Oga obviously wears the pata and then wears boxers before wearing trousers cos she spread boxers too.
It reminded me of my ex.On one of my birthdays, this lady presented a dozen of that dross to me as birthday present. She told me she likes her man in them. See wahala!
Women!
Imagine your man buying you one dozen of panties as birthday gift, then he tells you to be wearing them and twerk for him.
This cheating must stop, stop buying undies for us as birthday gift, if you must buy them, add something tangible to them. We are tired of singlets, boxers, dross, tie and face towels as birthday gifts.
This cheating must stop, stop buying undies for us as birthday gift, if you must buy them, add something tangible to them. We are tired of singlets, boxers, dross, tie and face towels as birthday gifts.
Back to my gift, so a young man like me will be wearing pata like an old man.
Why would I punish my something inside this Nigerian hot weather by imprisoning it in that? It can never be me. I told the lady that I cannot wear them, to be frank. She was disappointed but it was better I told her the truth. I told her I would not force my woman to do what she was not comfortable with, just to please me.
I love G-string, wify does not like it. She said she hates the way it enters in-between and it also makes her itch. I forgot about it. Heaven did not fall.
So, how many men here wear dross? does your hubby wear them? how do you dry them? Lol
I can never wear that G string sha, sexiness be damned. The first and only time I tried it, I regretted it with every fiber of my being. Those that wear it, that rope entering between ur butt cheeks doesn’t bother u?
ReplyDelete🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Joy oooo your comment made my day. I love them G. I feel more comfortable in them especially when on jeans.
DeleteEka Baby g.string is very good ooo
DeleteYou dnt know how to wear it that is why 😁😁😁
Wish you dey Niger I for teach you😁😁
Hello iya boys
Right from secondary School,G-string is my number one pants.
DeleteEka, You Dey miss.
DeleteG-String is Bae…
The best panties for Period.
It’s so comfy for me shaa
G is special to me in every way, that's my favorite, it helps with bodycon dresses too
DeleteNo, I does not o!
DeleteIn fact, na the idea and the Koko be that.
Your big bum bum go just dey dance up and down, and your paradise go dey collect breeze.
That's how you stayed STEEZE.🤣🤣🤣🤭
Omo, I so love G String, lol.
DeleteAll my panties are G String (except the ones for menses)
Anon 15:29 ,are you me ni? Same thing with me oo😄😄😄
DeleteThe dross got me in stitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Delete😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteMy hubby doesn't o
So oga asides boxers, singlet's what else do you men want?
Perfumes,wristwatches,
Deletesunshades,shoes,dinner in a nice restaurant,spa treatment,
cars,or landed properties....😄😄😄Men am I speaking your minds.
Book a getaway holiday for him, buy him his favourite game if he enjoys such, take him for an overall health checkup, buy him supplements for men, give him good sum of money to spoil himself as he wishes, etc
DeleteDross is good for a man because it will package the cucumber very well
ReplyDeleteUnlike the boxer making the cucumber dangling left and right without direction.😁
Drying the men dross is off no the big deal ,the same way we ladies dry our panties it should be dried outside
That place needs free air flow, wearing both is not too nice.. I prefer boxers and hubby does not wear it. It's best to dry it under direct 🌞 if it is white
ReplyDeleteEjoo I need to Laugh oooo
ReplyDeleteVery Funny🤣🤣🤣
Hello iya boys
Oya come...I like wearing g strings...since you don't have sense...everytime cho cho cho.
ReplyDeleteWho took your candy? Bitterleaf
DeleteWhat's wrong with ya?
DeleteWhy did you wake up on the wrong side of sense this beautiful day?
Why is your anonymous status paining you?
I have some monkey licky licky,you want some?
What did the guy say that's making you burst your veins like this? Nawa o
DeleteA lot of ladies like to buy not so worthy gifts for their boo but expect all the luxury in this world.
ReplyDeleteWell I've never bought my man such as a birthday present except I'm just generally shopping for us.
Lol I love tight fitted briefs I like the hunky look when it's worn 😍.
I dont like G-string at all.
Jewelu, Why naa???
DeleteG-strings is so so comfy, Sexu and Alluring…
Try it and come and testify
Well it's important people are gifted what they like
ReplyDeleteMen that have big gbola wear the dross before wearing the boxers to assist them park the gbola very well if not na dangling tins 😂
ReplyDeleteI have one boss that didn't get this memo, the thing is always dangling, obviously larger than usual, I don't know if it's intentional or he doesn't even send. Very unappealing.
DeleteHahaha,omoh,g string not my thing, though haven't tried it before.
ReplyDeleteYou can't know if it's really your thing or not until you have tried it.
DeleteYou are so funny.. old papa pata😜
ReplyDeleteI don’t have a clue what this dross is, I wish a photo was included. It does sound funny though, and practical especially for the elephant type men out there.
ReplyDeleteI think its called brief or so. Those tight fitted pants with allowance for a man's private part.
DeleteGoogle men's panties
DeleteGoogle men's panties, you will see one that looks like Ladies own but is protruded at the front
DeleteI might be showing my age here a bit but please what's dross?
ReplyDeleteNo wonder you always yarn okpata,you be pikin. That's why I can never banter words with some chocho commenter on here. Obviously, you've been behaving your age.
DeleteLol. Google men's panties
DeleteThe one that pains me is the way you guys come under anon to vomit gutter.
DeleteEpele o,the oldest anony on earth,shior.
I don't think it's an age thing, I think it's a South East thing. Dross is men's briefs.
Delete@ Dogedity dross is what old folks refer as pant.
DeleteCould remember my grandmother always shouting have u put on your dross🤣
Lol. This is one of the funniest stories I've read from you. But women knee to do better with gifts. Underwear thing I just so cliche
ReplyDeleteCan you send the picture of Dross to Stella.
ReplyDeleteThose dross ehh🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteBut you see that g string, I love that pants die.
Na only when I dey woman matter I no dey reason it.😎
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteI'm guilty of the gift part
I have few g-strings and wear them for specific tight clothings where panty lines must not show. I also hate the way it enters inbetween the butt cheeks
I dont like G, the thing go just dey enter inside person paradise anyhow
ReplyDelete🤣🤣🤣🤣 no be small paridise,
DeleteLicious babe
Lol
ReplyDeleteThe Most Complex B
I love G-strings. My daughter saw me in one, one time like that and asked "mum, what kind of pant is that?"
ReplyDeletePlease oh, my man should not be dangling him thing up and down. Wear dros and package it well. Respect yourself. An ashewo married man in my street likes his thing dangling just to attract women . And he's really getting them with that method. Including married women.
ReplyDelete🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteHilarious post, hilarious comments!!!